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Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Back to B.C.





Random Acts of Nancy



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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





Wow, um, even by normal Tracksuit standards this is really dense. What it's doing is taking the fairy tale of Kongji and Pattzi (where noble parties are aspirational like in Cinderella) and conflating it with the ending of Chunyang (where the villain is arrested at the end for throwing such a party, it being evidence of official corruption). Most of the Tracksuits lately are just fairy tale parodies like this, and I'm never sure how much of the original stories need to be explained. The last one the joke was that instead of realizing his mother was in danger and going on an adventure, the son who came back from studying just assumed she moved without telling him, like a normal person probably would.

Mother From Another Country



...The onomatopoeia was for "ah-choo", in case that wasn't obvious.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


random Viivi & Wagner

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
:aaa:


:aaaaa:


And Mandrake uses a facehugger to kill a guy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2259121/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




BovineFury posted:

:aaa:


:aaaaa:


And Mandrake uses a facehugger to kill a guy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2259121/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

I never watched this, but the show looks fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLKzsynt5I

With FLASH GORDON! And PHANTOM! And MANDRAKE! And LOTHAR!
And also these four random assholes we threw in because we thought you'd identify with them or something.


Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


"He'll probably try to rape you!" :rimshot:


Phantom Classic







Radio Patrol




Shoot.



Anybody unfamiliar with Radio Patrol might wonder why I have such a hate for this child. He's been relatively benign so far in this storyline, I admit. But with this strip I can see Pinky gearing up to get really hateable for the rest of this arc. I can feel it in my bones. He's a tiny baby boy and he's about to start running this whole show.


Rip Kirby







Big Ben Bolt




Julet Esqu fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Jun 10, 2017

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (June 10, 1995)



Garfield Classic (June 10, 1985)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake



If you were able to hear them, they'll be able to hear you, idiots!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I am this close to commissioning some on-model art of Andy Capp knocking out Ed Kudlick in a pub

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Speed Bump



It's kinda already here.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

I know I should hate Ed, and I do, but is the daughter really texting her dad to talk to her mom while all three are in the same house? Seems like a pointless middleman to me.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

dirksteadfast posted:

I know I should hate Ed, and I do, but is the daughter really texting her dad to talk to her mom while all three are in the same house? Seems like a pointless middleman to me.

Which makes it entirely realistic.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

You go to Dhalsim's yoga class, you get what you pay for.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

My Lovely Horse posted:

You go to Dhalsim's yoga class, you get what you pay for.

YOGA FIRE

YOGA FLAME

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes











Boom, computer.

Ripley's



Mmm, golden Pepsi.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Manuel Calavera posted:

Tina's Civil War Pie


Canada has had a civil war??

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

I'm going to guess that the soccer thing is made up joke but I can't find a credible source that discredits it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Probably some random little town of a few hundred people who banned it in the 50s.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
Or one of those situations like when exotic animals are outlawed as pets and then Ripley's reports like "did you know Giraffes were illegal to keep in your house in Alaska???"

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Pastry of the Year posted:

I am this close to commissioning some on-model art of Andy Capp knocking out Ed Kudlick in a pub

Well, it's not on model, but

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Angular Cyrus posted:

Well, it's not on model, but


:golfclap: Superb, well done.

e - Andy needs a dogend in his bloody fist though.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Have some day-old comics.

The Classic Dinette Set grieves in its own way.


Working Daze makes no sense unless you know one of the women is a hypnotist, in which case it's just unfunny.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is thinking hypothetically.

Palette swap
Mar 29, 2010

"There is a professional misconduct hearing over here with your name on it"

Angular Cyrus posted:

Well, it's not on model, but


Ed Kudlick getting beaten by one of the few characters actually worse than him, Andy is just warming up to go beat his wife up.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Palette swap posted:

Ed Kudlick getting beaten by one of the few characters actually worse than him, Andy is just warming up to go beat his wife up.

We're helping andy get sober by channeling his anger into appropriate venues.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



:rimshot:

Mary Worth



"My smokes are in there!"

Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G



The only thing that matters is what the man wants.

Rassle
Dec 4, 2011

Kennel posted:

I'm going to guess that the soccer thing is made up joke but I can't find a credible source that discredits it.

It's either made up or I spent the Fall of 1987 breaking the law.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
Is it really possible to hide your smoking from your wife while you're in close quarters like this? Surprised she didn't call him out earlier.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Man, if she's that pissed off that he had a cigarette, wait until she finds out about the near infidelity!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Or the obviously incoming actual infidelity.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

It's Mary Worth, at best we'll get a nod to a "mental affair" or whatever.

Mark Trail Needs to loving Stop


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

SomeMathGuy posted:

Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


These are deeply unpleasant to look at.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Angular Cyrus posted:

Well, it's not on model, but


Oh my god, thank you

This is WONDERFUL

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

Is it really possible to hide your smoking from your wife while you're in close quarters like this? Surprised she didn't call him out earlier.

you could maybe hide having one a day but a habit would be impossible

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


do teenage girls even still text like Meg

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

I will passive aggressively ruin all food from this point on until you buy me that new kitchen! :byodame:

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

do teenage girls even still text like Meg

I think the inclusion of full keyboards on phones instead of the awful keypad texting from the 90's has made people able to type as well as they normally do.

They still use stupid internet slang, but nothing seen here. "b/c" maybe.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Ein cooler Typ posted:

do teenage girls even still text like Meg

There's no need to these days, now that we don't have to text on num pads anymore and decent word prediction and autocorrect exist.


Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man


I hope Tyrannus kidnaps Aunt May and then Mole Man gets to go save her and completely upstage Peter as the hero of the strip. :allears:


Sally Forth


Truth.


The Heart of Juliet Jones


"There must be some grain of truth in her claim that our dad is a worthless parasite."

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Ein cooler Typ posted:

do teenage girls even still text like Meg
Not enough emojis.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

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