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Straight up calling her mongol isn't very nice of you haier. She was gonna get you watermelon and probably suck your dick
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Boiled Water posted:Straight up calling her mongol isn't very nice of you haier. She was gonna get you watermelon and probably suck your dick the whole "sir" aspect adds a new dynamic to my masturbation fantasies
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TTerrible posted:I can't remember where things were left with Mongol girl. That was at least two seasons ago. Then I got the phone call a month+ later. ladron posted:the whole "sir" aspect adds a new dynamic to my masturbation fantasies
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Boiled Water posted:Straight up calling her mongol isn't very nice of you haier. She was gonna get you watermelon and probably suck your dick Fullfill your *eating watermellon and spitting it's seeds at a girl that's sucking your dick* fetish. Hey btw, I saw 70 new posts in the poo poo china thread, and it's actually on fire. Lol. The Great Autismo! posted:I'm a self destructive alcoholic sexpat racist whose ideology is destroying my family and relationships AMA I'd buy you a beer or something, but I'd never go to bad China or the US, so...
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JaucheCharly posted:Fullfill your *eating watermellon and spitting it's seeds at a girl that's sucking your dick* fetish. Well, he plans to go to India. Is India up to your high standards, sire?
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Would, if... Wait, wat? TGA going to India?
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Whoops! Didn't realize the second quote was from TGA. BTW wasn't TGA going to live in Japan? Whatever happened to that?
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my family is in Japan now and I'm spending like 7 weeks in china then Japan for a bit, then five weeks here then 2 months in USA, then Japan, etc. needed to get my son out of China but still need to work. gotta figure out what we're doing moving forward this summer. I really enjoy the mainland and would love to be here like 3-6 months in a year and Japan and or USA for 6-9 months. I'm also way out in the middle of the countryside now so I rarely have to deal with people which makes living in china seem like super easy mode
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The Great Autismo! posted:I really enjoy the mainland
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Haier posted:
 they loving in mao's mouth
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lol check this rear end in a top hat out (not goatse)
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my favorite part:quote:All of us remember seeing laundry hanging from balconies outside apartments in Asian cities. In Beijing, the authorities decided that this practice was “old China” and unsightly. So they banned it, assuming that buildings had enough electric dryers to satisfy the needs of residents. In America, activist protestors would have been marching in the streets carrying placards saying, “Hanging laundry from our fire escapes is a right guaranteed by the Constitution.” In Beijing, the laundry disappeared overnight.
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Fojar38 posted:lol check this rear end in a top hat out (not goatse) It's goatse with Chinese characteristics. Fojar38 posted:i will bet the laundry didn't even disappear It turned out that all the wet clothing was helping scrub the air.
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Haier posted:I still have no idea who this is, but instead of asking I want to see where this call is going, because not recognizing the voice might jeopardize it. Ah always keep posting.
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Fojar38 posted:my favorite part: "Authoritarian state makes absurd decision and every citizen immediately complies*, my dick is so loving hard right now!" * lol
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Jun 11, 2017 05:43
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I never saw a clothes dryer in China. My wife had never used one before coming to the US. Naturally, most of my Chinese clothes shrank.
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VideoTapir posted:I never saw a clothes dryer in China. My wife had never used one before coming to the US. The only place you are going to find clothes dryers in China are places where they have to do laundry on an industrial scale. So mostly hotels and hospitals.
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PLASTIC SURGERY BECAUSE KOREAN SO UGLY
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VideoTapir posted:I never saw a clothes dryer in China. My wife had never used one before coming to the US. The greatest loving thing about where I live now is a laundry service a block away fromy home. Washes, dries, folds, accepts dry cleaning. Fixes buttons that fell off my jacket. I love the owner and her dog that wants to eat me. An aunt wanted to buy me and the soon to be wife a washing machine, in a apartment where there is no space for one. It would have gone in the kitchen, which is the size of a bathroom, the bathroom which is big enough for.a toilet and stall, or a balcony. I had to convince the wife to decline and get a new dining room chair set.
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Tantan has been blowing up for me this weekend. I realized it's because I opened it and swiped far from where I live, probably away from the fake accounts. 16 matches last night, 4 today already. I added one girl to Wechat and we're only a few minutes in: Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Eating lunch." *I send a photo of my lunch, which is vegetable dal with some Chinese triangle-cut onion bread* Her: "Oh" Me: "What?" Her: "You come to China, you should eat rice." Me: "Ok" *Delete* China is one of those places I feel where within 1-5 minutes of talking to someone you can feel with like 95% certainty that you will or won't get along with them as a non-local + local friendship. All you need is one sentence or on reaction, and it tells everything you need to know. Even adding time past the initial few minutes does not change this fact. I have had this opinion/hunch for over a decade, and I haas been correct for pretty much every time.
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Haier posted:Tantan has been blowing up for me this weekend. I realized it's because I opened it and swiped far from where I live, probably away from the fake accounts. 16 matches last night, 4 today already. I added one girl to Wechat and we're only a few minutes in: do u know rice？in china very famours
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I have a washer and a dryer in my apartment, sorry y'all are a bunch of filthy poors. Seriously though, you can get a dryer on Taobao for like a hundred bucks and it is The Greatest Thing. The only downside is that it's small, so sometimes I have to split a larger load into two batches, and it's pretty slow by Unnamed Country standards (2-3 hours depending on how much and how damp it is). But it is so, so, sooooooo worth it.
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Should have then asked "Then why do Chinese foreigners in USA only eat noodles and not hamburger???"
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So wait Mongolian girl was letting you do stuff to her while, she was thinking of some other dude.... lol sounds like you got used.
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Ups_rail posted:So wait Mongolian girl was letting you do stuff to her while, she was thinking of some other dude.... lol sounds like you got used. http://i.imgur.com/FX6McT6.gifv
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Are non-white rice varieties commonly eaten?
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No, I've never seen non white rice served here. You can buy some varieties in fancy stores.
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drat, I eat a lot of rice but it's always brown or 2:1 brown:black. Retcon that to white, I'd be diabetic by now. Edit: Fixed a typo. Also, lol: quote:we documented 10,507 incident cases of type 2 diabetes. After multivariate adjustment for age and other lifestyle and dietary risk factors, higher intake of white rice was associated with a higher risk of type 2 diabetes. The pooled relative risk [...] of type 2 diabetes comparing ≥5 servings/week with <1 serving/month of white rice was 1.17 (1.02, 1.36). In contrast, high brown rice intake was associated with a lower risk of type 2 diabetes: The pooled multivariate relative risk (95% confidence interval) was 0.89 (0.81, 0.97) for ≥ 2 servings/week of brown rice as compared with <1 serving/month. We estimated that replacing 50 grams/day (cooked, equivalent to ⅓ serving/day) intake of white rice with the same amount of brown rice was associated with a 16% (95% confidence interval: 9%, 21%) lower risk of type 2 diabetes, whereas the same replacement with whole grains as a group was associated with a 36% (95% confidence interval: 30%, 42%) lower diabetes risk. Accretionist fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Jun 11, 2017 |
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Accretionist posted:Are non-white rice varieties commonly eaten? You'll see black rice down here in the southwest plus the occasional jasmine rice (which yes is white I know), but 95% of the time it's plain white or sticky rice.
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Accretionist posted:Are non-white rice varieties commonly eaten?
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I once bought a bag of good-quality, imported Thai jasmine rice. You would have thought I was serving bowls of steamed dog turds from the reaction of the Chinese I served it to. They all reluctantly picked at it while complaining extensively that it wasn't nearly as good as their precious Chinar's Own Dongbei rice from the northeast. No doubt they happily wolfed down whatever crap came with their 9 RMB lunch the next day though. edit Amergin posted:You'll see black rice down here in the southwest plus the occasional jasmine rice (which yes is white I know), but 95% of the time it's plain white or sticky rice. Yeah, this was up north, maybe they're a little more open to jasmine rice down south. Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jun 11, 2017 |
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Haier posted:PLASTIC SURGERY BECAUSE KOREAN SO UGLY Eeeeeh, I know this is GBS, but we try to keep 4chan and D&D out of it for the same reasons, buddy. Also, this'd probably belong in the Korea/Japan thread.
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Known Lecher posted:I once bought a bag of good-quality, imported Thai jasmine rice. You would have thought I was serving bowls of steamed dog turds from the reaction of the Chinese I served it to. They all reluctantly picked at it while complaining extensively that it wasn't nearly as good as their precious Chinar's Own Dongbei rice from the northeast. No doubt they happily wolfed down whatever crap came with their 9 RMB lunch the day though. Just as an FYI, I've heard most jasmine rice sold in China is like... 20-30% actual jasmine rice. If you spend big big bucks you can get up to maybe 60%, but that tends to be sold commercially to fancy restaurants and you need connections to get it. So funny enough those Chinese complained yet they probably had mostly their own rice. I flew back from Bangkok a couple months ago and the guy sitting next to me was a Chinese guy who managed sales and imports for a high end jasmine rice company and he was like "don't waste your money on poo poo in China" which so far seems to be a good mantra to live by.
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Amergin posted:Just as an FYI, I've heard most jasmine rice sold in China is like... 20-30% actual jasmine rice. If you spend big big bucks you can get up to maybe 60%, but that tends to be sold commercially to fancy restaurants and you need connections to get it. So funny enough those Chinese complained yet they probably had mostly their own rice. interesting so why do they blend it?
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