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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

You're way off base, he's actually still secretly a trot and all his wingnuttery's just a long con.

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Peter Hitchens is many things including a reactionary crank, but he's quite sane and the sort of opponent you can legitimately have a fruitful coversation with

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

TomViolence posted:

You're way off base, he's actually still secretly a trot and all his wingnuttery's just a long con.

when entryism is taken too far

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBzWTIexszQ Somebody shop Corbyn's face onto the wean in this.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

According to horseshoe theory we're all just fascist fellow travelers, except those in the !!!RADICAL CENTER!!!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Gunder posted:

This has been on my mind too. I half expect young voters to only turn up once, and, seeing as it didn't work flawlessly the first time, get bored and go home.

This is a really regressive viewpoint. When we talk about the youth vote we're not just talking about students, we're talking about 18-35 year olds. And speaking as a member of that age group, we're not stupid. We understand that election results are more complicated than a football score. When we talk about the youth vote we're talking about a generation of people who have the ability to educate themselves on any subject they choose, who spend their whole lives exposed to countlessalternative viewpoints on social media and who have just as much interest in a better life for themselves and others as anyone else. The internet is changing the way politics works and we're better equipped for knowledge than any generation before us. Yes, this might all go to poo poo if everyone goes back to ignoring us and putting out policies that treat us like poo poo but if someone offers us a chance for something better we're not going to ignore it.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Aurubin posted:

I don't know who this guy is but his whole shtick of wanting a "true conservative," minus the whole UDA thing, isn't that kinda what the DUP is? If we all just make the assumption this is being argued in good faith.

Yeah that's a good point, how come everyone's buttmad about the IRA but don't seem to care about the UDA? They blew up a ton of people too.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
So I've just read that the DUP have demanded the government officially rules out any Irish unity referendum this parliament, which iirc directly contravenes the good Friday agreement.

Maybe May is trying to restart the troubles just to make Corbyn's association with the IRA more relevant :v:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

I came here to post this. The "tactical" vote in my area was lib dem. I was so down on the actual day I just thought gently caress it I'll vote labour because it won't make a difference anyway. Looking at that makes me think I did my bit.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Lightning Lord posted:

Yeah that's a good point, how come everyone's buttmad about the IRA but don't seem to care about the UDA? They blew up a ton of people too.
They didn't bomb mainland Britain so people from mainland Britain don't really worry about them. Not saying it's right, but it's a pretty easy position to understand.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

The Insect Court posted:

For all the bitching from Corbynistas about the insidious Blairite conspiracy to topple Corbyn, the Democratic Party showed what a party with a nomination process controlled by entrenched party elites actually looks like.

There literally was a insidious Blairite conspiracy to topple Corbyn. They tried it twice. It was in the news. There was even a vote where they thought people would go for the silly man in glasses. Did you miss all this?

ukle
Nov 28, 2005
Alastair Campbell is on BBC in full attack.

Its great to see him now back doing what he does and rip the Tories apart.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Regarde Aduck posted:

There literally was a insidious Blairite conspiracy to topple Corbyn. They tried it twice. It was in the news. There was even a vote where they thought people would go for the silly man in glasses. Did you miss all this?

Yes but the Democrats made the PLP look competent, which is laughably sad.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Regarde Aduck posted:

There literally was a insidious Blairite conspiracy to topple Corbyn. They tried it twice. It was in the news. There was even a vote where they thought people would go for the silly man in glasses. Did you miss all this?

I remember this and the people who fell for it. Glad that ultimately it didn't work because otherwise everyone in the UK would be swapping out their attire for 1984 jumpsuits or 1300s peasant sack clothing as their Betters ruled over them with an iron fist.

Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure the people who fell for it were mostly social media shill accounts. Man that stuff is getting easy to spot these days.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
I guess one reason there's so much confusion about what's happening with the DUP is that none of the papers or broadcasters are likely to have much on the way of contacts within it

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Apraxin posted:

Stephen Miller, one of Trump's advisers who's close to Steve Bannon and responsible for a lot of the anti-Islam stuff, is 31 and looks like this:


Ugly looking people often become right wingers out of despair maybe.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Zephro posted:

I guess one reason there's so much confusion about what's happening with the DUP is that none of the papers or broadcasters are likely to have much on the way of contacts within it

Or the Murdock press have been told NOT to cover anything DUP related for fear of a public revolt.

"You want to do what now? Get hosed." - average punter who realizes who the DUP are and what they stand for

^ That's the look of someone with very bad genes or a serious high end drug habit. The designer kind.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Zephro posted:

I guess one reason there's so much confusion about what's happening with the DUP is that none of the papers or broadcasters are likely to have much on the way of contacts within it
It's because they don't care about Northern Ireland so hard that they didn't even read the DUP's own official statement wrt a deal.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I was looking at Armando Iannucci's twitter to see if he's said any funny things about the politics folks and saw he'd posted a few things advocating for setting up some kind of cross-party committee to be in charge of Brexit negotiations. I have no idea how feasible or practical or good this idea is but we've got a day of no news while the DUP observe the Sabbath and May sits alone in her room staring at a portrait of Thatcher, so thought I'd bring it up. On the one hand it does seem like the best way to get a remotely sane Brexit without asking the EU to wait several months for us to have another election, though on the other hand would it still all fall apart if when the new government disassembles? Or mean all the parties'd have to agree to not triggering another election while the Tories and the DUP dismantle all the social policy they possibly can? And on top of this it doesn't seem to be in anyone's immediate electoral interests and the only argument for it would be, like, being good for the country and all, so would anyone in power even want it to happen anyway.

Shibawanko posted:

Ugly looking people often become right wingers out of despair maybe.

I'm left wing though?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Aurubin posted:

Yes but the Democrats made the PLP look competent, which is laughably sad.

It's more that the rear end in a top hat can't say anything without snide unfocused potshots. Ok the democrats are bad. Why is he being a dick about it here?

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Angepain posted:

I was looking at Armando Iannucci's twitter to see if he's said any funny things about the politics folks and saw he'd posted a few things advocating for setting up some kind of cross-party committee to be in charge of Brexit negotiations. I have no idea how feasible or practical or good this idea is but we've got a day of no news while the DUP observe the Sabbath and May sits alone in her room staring at a portrait of Thatcher, so thought I'd bring it up. On the one hand it does seem like the best way to get a remotely sane Brexit without asking the EU to wait several months for us to have another election, though on the other hand would it still all fall apart if when the new government disassembles? Or mean all the parties'd have to agree to not triggering another election while the Tories and the DUP dismantle all the social policy they possibly can? And on top of this it doesn't seem to be in anyone's immediate electoral interests and the only argument for it would be, like, being good for the country and all, so would anyone in power even want it to happen anyway.


I'm left wing though?

Hopefully the EU would maintain their position of extending the deadline if Corbyn wins a GE I suppose.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

Is that some kind of Irish nazi flag on his shoulder? How did this kid grow up so terrified of the world that he thought going out in public in a jumpsuit and metal armor with a fascist flag would make him safe?

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Is it just me or does historical stuff seem to play a greater role in UK politics than North American? People seem more willing to throw their identities away in service of the parties in the US. Maybe it's just because your country's so drat old.

Ghetto Prince posted:

Is that some kind of Irish nazi flag on his shoulder? How did this kid grow up so terrified of the world that he thought going out in public in a jumpsuit and metal armor with a fascist flag would make him safe?

It's the "Kekistani" flag. It's a country made up by 4chan where being racist is part of the rich cultural heritage. It's basically an attempt at being "checkmate, liberals" because you're the real racist if you say being racist is bad. Despite the fact that people already do that poo poo about the US Confederacy.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


There wasn't any agreement to let all parties and countries in the UK get a say in the negotiations when the Tories had their majority, there's no way they'd share that now.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Ghetto Prince posted:

Is that some kind of Irish nazi flag on his shoulder?

I kinda wish it was.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Lightning Lord posted:

Is it just me or does historical stuff seem to play a greater role in UK politics than North American? People seem more willing to throw their identities away in service of the parties in the US. Maybe it's just because your country's so drat old.
How do you mean historical stuff?

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

I could see a cross-party committee working, actually. Stances on Brexit cross party lines, and it's going to be a huge negative blow to the country anyway so at least this way all the parties can avoid individual blame. It's in nobody's electoral interest to be the single party that tanked the UK economy, it's why nobody in the tory party actually wants to be PM right now. You just immediately run into the issue of whether you make it a soft brexit committee or a hard brexit committee, since this election isn't even that useful as a gauge of what the terms of the exit should actually be aside from "make sure it's good".

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Lightning Lord posted:

Is it just me or does historical stuff seem to play a greater role in UK politics than North American? People seem more willing to throw their identities away in service of the parties in the US. Maybe it's just because your country's so drat old.

Depends on how historical you mean. Folk have long memories when it comes to stuff like the Troubles, the miner's strikes, Thatcher cunting over half the country and whatnot, but outside of sectarianism in Northern Ireland and Scotland's fluctuating designs on becoming a nation in its own right I reckon the only other historical motor that comes immediately to mind in British politics is imperial nostalgia. Oh and the monarchy too I guess, but that's kind of covered by the latter imo.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Lightning Lord posted:

Yeah that's a good point, how come everyone's buttmad about the IRA but don't seem to care about the UDA? They blew up a ton of people too.

the post-GFA status quo, of which everyone is now nominally in favour, is one where the unionists have triumphed - they got the principle of consent. heck they even got the RoI to renounce its claim

this makes it very difficult for nationalists to wave a bloody shirt, but not the other way around. you can see this in the Easter Rising anniversary programme last year too - an abandonment of 1970s view that the Troubles are simply the revolutionary spirit of 1916 transported to Belfast. Now suddenly we always are, and always have been, in favour of governance only by consent.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

If the Tories had run on anything other than a terrible manifesto and Brexit then they might have been cowed into sharing the negotiations. As they didn't they only have the fact that they offered Brexit and are doing it to credit themselves with; it would be ludicrous for them to share the one thing that is actually getting them support from UKIP voters and almost completely own the dementia tax.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Also I'm all in favour of letting the tories demolish themselves trying to make brexit work.

You called the election, you said it'd give you your brexit mandate, you called "most votes gets the government", you get on with it then.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Red Bones posted:

I could see a cross-party committee working, actually. Stances on Brexit cross party lines, and it's going to be a huge negative blow to the country anyway so at least this way all the parties can avoid individual blame. It's in nobody's electoral interest to be the single party that tanked the UK economy, it's why nobody in the tory party actually wants to be PM right now. You just immediately run into the issue of whether you make it a soft brexit committee or a hard brexit committee, since this election isn't even that useful as a gauge of what the terms of the exit should actually be aside from "make sure it's good".

if either party had a broad parliamentary or membership support for Brexit, it wouldn't have been cast out to a referendum to begin with

so neither party feels inclined to let a minority of their own party be Brexit enablers, if there is going to be no partisan payoff at large

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/873807386032709632

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Ghetto Prince posted:

Is that some kind of Irish nazi flag on his shoulder? How did this kid grow up so terrified of the world that he thought going out in public in a jumpsuit and metal armor with a fascist flag would make him safe?

He looks like he is afraid that the camera is going to kill him.

Lunar Suite
Jun 5, 2011

If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.
https://thebaffler.com/salvos/despair-fatigue-david-graeber

An interesting article with some interesting points, such as this perspective:

quote:

In other words, the historical defeat and humiliation of the British working classes is now the island’s primary export product. By organizing the entire economy around the resultant housing bubble, the Tories have ensured that the bulk of the British population is aware, at least on some tacit level, that it is precisely the global appeal of the English class system, up to and including the contemptuous sneer of the Oxbridge graduates in Parliament chuckling over the impending removal of housing benefits, that is also keeping affordable track shoes, beer, and consumer electronics flowing into the country. It’s an impossible dilemma. It’s hardly surprising, then, that so many turn to cynical right-wing populists like UKIP, who manipulate the resulting indignation by fomenting rage against Polish construction workers instead of Russian oligarchs, Bangladeshi drivers instead of Qatari princes, and West Indian porters instead of Brazilian steel tycoons.

This marketing of class subservience is the essence of Tory economic strategy. Industry may be trounced and the university system turned (back) into a playground for the rich, but even if this leads to a collapse of technology and the knowledge economy, the end result will only seal in more firmly the class system that produces Tory politicians: England will literally have nothing else to sell.


:thunk:

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



So, I'm actually enjoying watching George Osborne on The Marr Show.

The weirdest timeline

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

quote:

Surely there is something in this. But it cannot be the whole explanation. The scale is just too large. Do people in Brazil or Korea really send endless container ships full of steel, cars, or computers to Britain because they are charmed by Oxbridge accents or awed by its skill at paperwork? Because paperwork, after all, is all that “financial services” ultimately is, and there are plenty of people in Brazil and Korea who are extremely good at paperwork as well.

well there are two, three billion of "them" and not that many "us"; it doesn't that many people who want to ink corporate deals for a couple hundred thousand inkers to be paid well for it. It doesn't have to be London, that's true; in fact the straightforward economics of it would favour the United States or now the heft of Europe - which is why risking passporting rights is really that idiotic. But that's neither here nor there.

anyway this is certainly an essay that was written before current events; of the three "how this could turn out" possibilities, exactly none of them are change driven mainly by electoral politics

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Lunar Suite posted:

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/despair-fatigue-david-graeber

An interesting article with some interesting points, such as this perspective:



:thunk:

Amazing :allears:

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

biglads posted:

So, I'm actually enjoying watching George Osborne on The Marr Show.

The weirdest timeline

Is he sticking the boot in?

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