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Gynovore posted:Also how did he not go to jail in the first place? Being anywhere near an unlicensed gun is deep doo-doo. Yeah, that's what I don't get. He gets caught at work with an illegal firearm and drugs. He should have been thrown in jail after a quick trial.
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I guess you were drunk so logic can't really be expected, but that's still some really dumb logic. A burst of sadness at finding your dog dead and then dealing with it is a lot more preferable than days/weeks of searching and false hope. Plus there's the fact that I wouldn't want a dead/probably bloody dog in my car messing up my seats, but that's a distant second concern from the moral one.
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limp_cheese posted:Yeah, that's what I don't get. He gets caught at work with an illegal firearm and drugs. He should have been thrown in jail after a quick trial. You know in some states an unlicensed firearm isn't illegal, right? As a matter of fact, in Florida, its illegal to try and get a license, since that would be a gun registry which is banned in the Florida state constitution. I read that as the guy didn't have a CHL, or the place was a guns banned on premises place. The former might be jail time if they called the cops, but its easier to just escort him out, and the second, at least in my experience living in the south, is just a fireable offense. Hell, I worked on place that had a premises ban on gun, and it was common knowledge that every car in the lot(which was included in the ban) had at least one gun it in. Nothing was ever done because it just wasn't worth the effort if no one was flashing them around inside the building.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 16:37 |
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kill yourself DUIgoon, no one will miss or mourn for you and the world will be a better place e: clarity alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jun 11, 2017 |
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I was driving home from work one night and this big loving dog ran out and committed suicide by Honda, doing about $2000 worth of damage and wouldn't you know it, nobody in that entire neighborhood even had a dog.
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What is it with goons and throwing things off hills
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 17:58 |
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Bring back my dead dog you worthless drunk
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RFC2324 posted:You know in some states an unlicensed firearm isn't illegal, right? Regardless of the legality of the gun, being busted with a firearm and illegal drugs is a serious felony. I'm not sure of the legality if he was in a state that had legal weed or he had a card. I just know having a gun while being busted for drugs is very very bad.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 18:06 |
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Most companies are too chickenshit to call the police when poo poo goes down like this. My old company didn't even report an employee who was stealing from ATMs and admitted to it. Grand larceny was just ignored and they only fired the guy.
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Nocheez posted:Most companies are too chickenshit to call the police when poo poo goes down like this. My old company didn't even report an employee who was stealing from ATMs and admitted to it. Grand larceny was just ignored and they only fired the guy. Why would companies be afraid of calling the cops? To much paperwork?
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 19:40 |
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I have no idea. My company was so afraid of getting sued that they would do anything to avoid the possibility. I don't think they ever went to court, they always settled for big money.
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Bubblyblubber posted:Why would companies be afraid of calling the cops? To much paperwork? If I had to guess I wouldn't want to work with a company caught doing that poo poo, even if it was just one employee they let go. Always someone else you can call to handle your ATMs
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Gynovore posted:Also how did he not go to jail in the first place? Being anywhere near an unlicensed gun is deep doo-doo. It's fake, hth
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bradzilla posted:It's fake, hth Just like every single fesh, I assume it's fake but still act as if it's true.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 22:27 |
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The first thing to do when you're born in the south is to leave the south, cut all ties with the south and forget all your southern relatives. Being gay is not a part of this but it should sure provide some incentive to follow the basic protocol
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loquacius posted:I'm extremely gay
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Gay goon are you my eye doctor? Because if so, you're not fooling anyone.
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Closet goon needs to play the part of the cuck. Let girlfriend be sexed by straight goon. You watch and jack it to straight goon. Everybody wins.
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Neutrino posted:Closet goon needs to play the part of the cuck. Let girlfriend be sexed by straight goon. You watch and jack it to straight goon. Everybody wins. Could this be the one time opening the relationship up could work?!
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limp_cheese posted:Regardless of the legality of the gun, being busted with a firearm and illegal drugs is a serious felony. I'm not sure of the legality if he was in a state that had legal weed or he had a card. I just know having a gun while being busted for drugs is very very bad. Question 11e on the 4473 (federal form for buying/transferring a firearm) specifically asks whether or not you are an "unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana". Since weed is federally illegal, even if it's legal by state standards anyone who uses marijuana for any reason would either have to say no and lie (a crime in and of itself) or say yes and be denied the transfer. Getting hammered in the woods and shooting your empty cans is a proud American tradition, but god help you if you toke the devil's lettuce
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quote:Some time ago, me and a few friends went up to the mountains to basically drink all day and float on the river. We bought this big inflatable raft that seats 6 people and were ready for a great time. drat Only moral I can think of is "bring oars next time" on a lighter note, here's gloryhole goon redux quote:You can tell "Anton Chigurh" (if that is his real name) that what I described was mostly tearoom etiquette: Why would a cop pretend to be going to a gloryhole as a sting operation? If no money changes hands I don't think anonymous BJs are illegal for any reason
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BJs in public are not legally okay dude
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Anne Whateley posted:BJs in public are not legally okay dude Yeah there is the public aspect, good point (I am tired) If I were a cop I dunno if I'd bother to literally hang around public bathrooms for hours pretending to be looking for strange dick just for a shot at an indecent exposure bust, but I guess I could imagine some really old, bitter, deeply closeted police captain making gloryholes his white whale
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loquacius posted:If I were a cop I dunno if I'd bother to literally hang around public bathrooms for hours pretending to be looking for strange dick just for a shot at an indecent exposure bust, but I guess I could imagine some really old, bitter, deeply closeted police captain making gloryholes his white whale
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quote:drowned friend goon Let's see... Decided to raft down a river without bothering to check the conditions, getting drunk beforehand and having no safety equipment on the ride itself. I'm straining to feel any sympathy for op, your friend would still be alive with even a small amount of forethought or preparation.
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bradzilla posted:Let's see... Decided to raft down a river without bothering to check the conditions, getting drunk beforehand and having no safety equipment on the ride itself. I'm straining to feel any sympathy for op, your friend would still be alive with even a small amount of forethought or preparation. You broke the RULES of RAFTING so your friend DESERVED to DIE get fuckin owned get OWNED
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sugar free jazz posted:You broke the RULES of RAFTING so your friend DESERVED to DIE get fuckin owned get OWNED He's not wrong it's still sad and all that but the rules exist to prevent exactly that kind of situation.
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loquacius posted:Why would a cop pretend to be going to a gloryhole as a sting operation? If no money changes hands I don't think anonymous BJs are illegal for any reason If I recall correctly, an anti-gay senator was snapped at an airport bathroom via a sting in this manner...?
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sugar free jazz posted:You broke the RULES of RAFTING so your friend DESERVED to DIE get fuckin owned get OWNED
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sugar free jazz posted:You broke the RULES of RAFTING so your friend DESERVED to DIE get fuckin owned get OWNED durrrrr Show me where I said he deserved to die? not having sympathy =/= you deserved it. Just, it could've been easily prevented.
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Dude was literally up a river with no paddle while super drunk. Sucks that he's dead, but that's still a whole lot of stupid decisions packed into one day.
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bradzilla posted:durrrrr Good tip, thanks for posting
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loquacius posted:I was alone and ran into [FAMOUS PERSON] and he or she said [FUNNY THING] and I got a [MEMENTO PROVING THIS HAPPENED]! These are always fake as poo poo. At least this one didn't start with "NOBODY WILL EVER BELIEVE THIS BUT" You wanna hear a true story about running into a famous person? One time I met Bruce Campbell. He was grumpy because the autograph session at a speech of his went way over time. That's all that happened. Here's another one: I saw H. Jon Benjamin one time and he just sort of nodded and kept walking. I didn't get his autograph and he didn't say anything funny to me, or indeed at all. Also, Greek restaurant guy, thanks for the update but you're still an idiot for reasons mentioned by other posters earlier. At least you learned a lesson vis a vis covering your junk. Too bad you're soldiering on with this failed project though. If you insist on continuing this exercise in futility, lay off errbody, then hire one chef and one part-timer to help you wait your eight tables during peak times. You do all the other work. Also come up with some cheap combos because seven bucks for a gyro sounds like too much if you're trying to attract the "I need something quick and cheap" lunch and dinner crowds, but I don't know what things cost where you are so it might be spot on.
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Space Camp fuckup posted:Good tip, thanks for posting bradzilla posted:durrrrr
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One time I met the guy who played Doug Stamper on House Of Cards because he has an apartment on the Lower East Side near my wife's grandma's apartment where we were staying. He was trying to get in the security gate we were leaving through, and I was staring because I recognized him but my wife was staring because she just thought he was trying to sneak into the gate without a key. He sort of said "yeah, hi guys" sheepishly and kept going and as soon as he left I googled "doug stamper actor name" followed by "michael kelly lower east side???" I couldn't say hi because I had no idea what his real name was Good news if you don't like celebrity confessions though because we've got one claiming to be Dane Cook quote:For the other goon in this thread that wondered what happened to Dane Cook - I'm doing just fine. this is actually a fairly believable Dane Cook impression even if the more likely scenario is "goon who looked up Dane Cook's IMDB profile" For the record, I haven't watched American Gods yet but I read the book, and from the IMDB summary he's in one episode as who I'm guessing is the guy the main character's ex cheated on him with quote:My daughter graduated from preschool today. As a cute thing, they had all the kids stand up and say what they wanted to be when they grow up. Awww, that's adorable Don't worry, this proves that you're a good dad, even if it also proves you are a horrible husband
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sugar free jazz posted:You broke the RULES of RAFTING so your friend DESERVED to DIE get fuckin owned get OWNED this but unironically
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How is the last one even a anonymous confession, holy jesus people. Somebody please murder someone and then confess about it, this is terrible
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Police Automaton posted:How is the last one even a anonymous confession, holy jesus people. Somebody please murder someone and then confess about it, this is terrible We know better than to confess around robocop
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quote:I'm a fairly well known screenwriter and have worked on a variety of movies since 2005. Sometimes I'm credited as the writer, sometimes I do minor revisions and punch ups, but it's a good job if you can get it. Here's some stuff, because I love this thread. The scary movie sounds cheesy as hell but I guess that's kind of the point. Are kids' horror movies that big of a genre? quote:This is the hardest thing I've ever had to face, and I'm still not sure, but I believe my daughter isn't my biological daughter. I was kind of checked out of this one after "reformed slut" but yeah I think also an 8-month-old failing to respond properly to video games is something any parent would learn pretty quickly not to take personally On that note here's another quote:Hi there! Since I was a little kid I have picked my nose and eaten my boogers. I had a close friend whose dad noticed me doing it and tried to kind of nicely guilt me into not doing it when I was about 10. I was really ashamed, and after being spotted that time I vowed to stop doing it. But, that lasted about a day before I was digging in there again. Gross dude Referring you to the thread title -- cognitive behavioral therapy can help people quit compulsive habits like this and you need to quit this one bud
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Lol the bad paternity dad used the "chad" lingo, he's gonna get divorced within a few years Videogames are bad for kids brains anyway, 'your' daughter will be better off without them
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