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Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


glam rock hamhock posted:

Maybe Bethesda will once again revive an old IP and it will look underwhelming at best and end up being really good. They've managed that two years in a row now.

and also gently caress up the marketing for it

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

im crawlin steamspy again. here apparently are the 10 most owned metroidvanias on steam (excising ones on the list that aren't)

#1 - arkham asylum (2.8m owners)
#2 - darksiders/warmastered (2.7m owners)
#3 - outland (1.2m owners because it went free for a day)
#4 - dust an elysian tail (1.1m owners)
#5 - ori & the blind forest (939K owners)
#6 - guacamelee (828K owners)
#7 - you have to win the game (641K owners, free game)
#8 - arkham origins blackgate (55K owners)
#9 - unEpic (461K owners)
#10 - Strider 2014 (420K owners)
just missing the cut: Aquaria (355K)

and now the sad part which is, metroidvanias I like and how unpopular they are

Song of the Deep (126K)
Odallus the Dark Call (113K)
Castle in the Darkness (48K)
Environmental Station Alpha (37K)
Super Panda Adventures (36K)
Rex Rocket (24K)
Mini-Ghost (10K)
Magicians & Looters (8K)
Alwa's Awakening (4K) :( :( :(

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Bethesda has Woflenstein II so they're already a lock for having a good conference.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
scorpio 500 dollars :popeye:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Help Im Alive posted:

the bethesda conference is at 5am my timezone lol

1am for me and after that there's Devolver which is probably the one that's aimed the most at me, poor peasant with no consoles.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Quest For Glory II posted:

im crawlin steamspy again. here apparently are the 10 most owned metroidvanias on steam (excising ones on the list that aren't)

#1 - arkham asylum (2.8m owners)
#2 - darksiders/warmastered (2.7m owners)
#3 - outland (1.2m owners because it went free for a day)
#4 - dust an elysian tail (1.1m owners)
#5 - ori & the blind forest (939K owners)
#6 - guacamelee (828K owners)
#7 - you have to win the game (641K owners, free game)
#8 - arkham origins blackgate (55K owners)
#9 - unEpic (461K owners)
#10 - Strider 2014 (420K owners)
just missing the cut: Aquaria (355K)

and now the sad part which is, metroidvanias I like and how unpopular they are

Song of the Deep (126K)
Odallus the Dark Call (113K)
Castle in the Darkness (48K)
Environmental Station Alpha (37K)
Super Panda Adventures (36K)
Rex Rocket (24K)
Mini-Ghost (10K)
Magicians & Looters (8K)
Alwa's Awakening (4K) :( :( :(

This list is missing the finest Metroidvania of all, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reavaaaaah

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

exquisite tea posted:

This list is missing the finest Metroidvania of all, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reavaaaaah
At least those games do have some owners. between 275K-300K each. they weren't tagged as Metroidvania though for some reason

Tunahead
Mar 26, 2010

Quest For Glory II posted:

im crawlin steamspy again. here apparently are the 10 most owned metroidvanias on steam (excising ones on the list that aren't)

#1 - arkham asylum (2.8m owners)
#2 - darksiders/warmastered (2.7m owners)
#3 - outland (1.2m owners because it went free for a day)
#4 - dust an elysian tail (1.1m owners)
#5 - ori & the blind forest (939K owners)
#6 - guacamelee (828K owners)
#7 - you have to win the game (641K owners, free game)
#8 - arkham origins blackgate (55K owners)
#9 - unEpic (461K owners)
#10 - Strider 2014 (420K owners)
just missing the cut: Aquaria (355K)

and now the sad part which is, metroidvanias I like and how unpopular they are

Song of the Deep (126K)
Odallus the Dark Call (113K)
Castle in the Darkness (48K)
Environmental Station Alpha (37K)
Super Panda Adventures (36K)
Rex Rocket (24K)
Mini-Ghost (10K)
Magicians & Looters (8K)
Alwa's Awakening (4K) :( :( :(

I notice the best metroidvania on PC, Hollow Knight, didn't make it to either of those lists.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

it's inbetween but it's also new and I expect it to get a good amount of owners by years' end

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I'm determined to wait for the switch version of Hollow knight

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Same

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

also I wish Steam allowed a Zeldalike tag. maybe a generic term needs to be coined. find another game like zelda to merge with it (other than metroid)

zeldyne (zelda + anodyne)
zelhorn (zelda + oceanhorn)
ittleda (ittle dew + zelda)
zeldis (zelda + crystalis)
zelreaver
zelegacy

The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jun 11, 2017

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Guys what do I do with a hacked vita

I was like MARIO ON THE VITA HAHA for like 10 mins now I'm bored

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

also I wish Steam allowed a Zeldalike tag. maybe a generic term needs to be coined. find another game like zelda to merge with it (other than metroid)

zeldyne (zelda + anodyne)
zelhorn (zelda + oceanhorn)
ittleda (ittle dew + zelda)
zeldis (zelda + crystalis)
zelreaver
zelegacy

zelzel (zelda + zelda 2)

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Quest For Glory II posted:

also I wish Steam allowed a Zeldalike tag. maybe a generic term needs to be coined. find another game like zelda to merge with it (other than metroid)

zeldyne (zelda + anodyne)
zelhorn (zelda + oceanhorn)
ittleda (ittle dew + zelda)
zeldis (zelda + crystalis)
zelreaver
zelegacy

Zelundra

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
This is too funny to stay hidden away in the VR threads

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
https://files.catbox.moe/xy4z3l.mp4

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I did it. I found the worst youtube thumbnail.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
why would you ruin captain underpants for me like this

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

FirstAidKite posted:

I did it. I found the worst youtube thumbnail.


Every time I see something like this I'm reminded of this tweet

https://twitter.com/robwhisman/status/735281634656669696

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm the tiny "hello neighbor" in the corner that is turned on its side so it will fit into the picture

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
All of his vids are like that. All of them on all of his channels.

https://youtube.com/user/FGTeeV/videos
https://youtube.com/user/intellegentz/videos
https://youtube.com/user/TheSkylanderBoy/videos
https://youtube.com/channel/UCp8OJimQWM728_ZU0iQpBUQ/videos


An example thumbnail from the other 3 channels



FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jun 11, 2017

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

This is a pro-click, thanks for sharing

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
That last one reminds me of Dees for some reason

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




This is art.

No, seriously it reminds me of some of Ryan Trecartin's work from ten years ago, dude was prescient

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is art.

No, seriously it reminds me of some of Ryan Trecartin's work from ten years ago, dude was prescient

Aaaaaaaaa you managed to quote it before I was finally able to fix the goddamned youtube links lol

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

FGTV once filmed their dog being put down at the vet as if it was a console unboxing video or grocery haul

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


glam rock hamhock posted:

Maybe Bethesda will once again revive an old IP and it will look underwhelming at best and end up being really good. They've managed that two years in a row now.

They didn't make Doom lol.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Quest For Glory II posted:

Song of the Deep (126K)
Odallus the Dark Call (113K)
Castle in the Darkness (48K)
Environmental Station Alpha (37K)
Super Panda Adventures (36K)
Rex Rocket (24K)
Mini-Ghost (10K)
Magicians & Looters (8K)
Alwa's Awakening (4K) :( :( :(

I've had my eye on some of these, thanks for the list!

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

you should be able to get some of them really cheap in the summer sale, especially because Mini-Ghost and Super Panda are already super cheap to begin with

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-420lBbaRkM

I really like the direction Polygon is taking their E3 video coverage in this year.

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Oh man game companies used to hire like, bald uncles as spokespeople

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

Oh man game companies used to hire like, bald uncles as spokespeople

yes now they just hire fat gross guys who make ron jeremy look like a bronzed roman god in comparison as spokespeople

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

Guys what do I do with a hacked vita

I was like MARIO ON THE VITA HAHA for like 10 mins now I'm bored

Adrenaline will let you run PSP and PS1 games. Oclock will let you overclock Vita games, improving performance. You can also emulate many things with varying degrees of success.



Oh yeah and piracy lol

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Quest For Glory II posted:

FGTV once filmed their dog being put down at the vet as if it was a console unboxing video or grocery haul

What's going to happen once their kids start growing older and the possibility that they might not want to star in videos anymore hits?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

The White Dragon posted:

yes now they just hire fat gross guys who make ron jeremy look like a bronzed roman god in comparison as spokespeople

EA's CEO looks like a Batman villain.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



gently caress Ted Faro.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Quest For Glory II posted:

im crawlin steamspy again. here apparently are the 10 most owned metroidvanias on steam (excising ones on the list that aren't)

#1 - arkham asylum (2.8m owners)
#2 - darksiders/warmastered (2.7m owners)
#3 - outland (1.2m owners because it went free for a day)
#4 - dust an elysian tail (1.1m owners)
#5 - ori & the blind forest (939K owners)
#6 - guacamelee (828K owners)
#7 - you have to win the game (641K owners, free game)
#8 - arkham origins blackgate (55K owners)
#9 - unEpic (461K owners)
#10 - Strider 2014 (420K owners)
just missing the cut: Aquaria (355K)

and now the sad part which is, metroidvanias I like and how unpopular they are

Song of the Deep (126K)
Odallus the Dark Call (113K)
Castle in the Darkness (48K)
Environmental Station Alpha (37K)
Super Panda Adventures (36K)
Rex Rocket (24K)
Mini-Ghost (10K)
Magicians & Looters (8K)
Alwa's Awakening (4K) :( :( :(

alwa's awakening is insanely good and the fact that no one has played it is criminal

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grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

I feel like the Vita is mainly safe from piracy

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