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I mean if you're such a professional, why aren't you using a Nicer Dicer PlusTM?
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 and if you are a kitchen noob: 
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Jun 11, 2017 18:30
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Man, I just pry the pit out with my fingers. it's not hard.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:00
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Barbarian.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:34
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I don't intend to ever eat avocado; Americans love it so it must taste like garbage 
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Jun 11, 2017 19:36
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Hey, we stole it from Mexico, so all is good. It's buttery and delicious! Surprisingly so on a sandwich.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I don't intend to ever eat avocado; Americans love it so it must taste like garbage I haven't had a good avocado outside of the western hemisphere so that is probably a good idea. I think some idiot brought florida avocados or some other off brand poo poo to Europe, you need hass.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:39
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 39000 feet up and...click for big
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Rectus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhkcTt97I-0 Am I the only one who watched this? Cause more people should watch this.
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Lime Tonics posted:
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Buff Skeleton posted:
Gonna guess bird strike.
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Da Mott Man posted:Gonna guess bird strike.  Time to call for the scabs.
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A bird strike at 39,000 feet would be especially bad because it would be completely frozen.
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glynnenstein posted:A bird strike at 39,000 feet would be especially bad because it would be completely frozen. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%BCppell%27s_vulture posted:Rüppell's vulture is considered to be the highest-flying bird, with confirmed evidence of a flight at an altitude of 11,300 metres (37,100 ft) above sea level.
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KickerOfMice posted:Hey, we stole it from Mexico, so all is good. It's buttery and delicious! Surprisingly so on a sandwich. I often eat a sandwich of just bread, avocado and just a little salt(only thing I ever put salt on intentionally) to keep my potassium up. Avocados are good.
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If you need potassium, just put potato on bread. It's right there in the name!
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:
I'm the pinkie fingernail that's apparently in witness protection.
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MausoleumExtremist posted:I'm the pinkie fingernail that's apparently in witness protection. It was a coke dealer.
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Jerry Cotton posted:potato on bread. I don't mean to turn this into foodchat, but I'm pretty sure that is a safety violation just for your taste buds. Potato on bread? Holy hell, let me cook you some food, potassium aside. Canellini beans or spinach! 
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KickerOfMice posted:I don't mean to turn this into foodchat, but I'm pretty sure that is a safety violation just for your taste buds. K...?
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Potato on bread sounds alright to you? K?? (FYI that is horrifying)
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Have you never put potato chips on a sandwich or fries on a burger?
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I ate potato soup from a bread bowl once. I didn’t die.
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Yes I put chips on a sandwich once, years ago when I was monumentally high. It was terrible then too. Why not just make a good sandwich? Now a potato sandwich will haunt my dreams, just raw slices of potato between wonderbread. You did this to me. Platysemon posted:I ate potato soup from a bread bowl once. Lucky soul. KickerOfMice fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jun 11, 2017 |
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You need to chill out a little maybe.
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Grem posted:You need to chill out a little maybe. Too true, and off I go. This thread is awesome, sorry for the derail.
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"Another charred skeleton prank pulled the alarm! But we got this one as well!"
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As long as the building isn't on fire there's no probl...... Oooh.
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The big metal thing stays attached to your wrist but not the alarm. Even a time where they thought building an airport on city roofs was fine wasn't quite that insane: 
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I'm surprised that hasn't shown up in a Batman cartoon movie. BTAS loved that era's crazy stuff.
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The fire alarms at my high school had purple ink on the inside of the handle.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN-PALM SLAM A KNIFE INTO AN AVOCADO PIT. IT'S A GINSU AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, BOBBY FLAY lol
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salt and vinegar crisps smooshed between two slices of white bread is oddly great, philistines.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I hope he never encounters perunalimppu. I assume you fry this in butter? It's just kartoffelbrøt, right?
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FuturePastNow posted:The fire alarms at my high school had purple ink on the inside of the handle. Pretty sure that's a myth that every kid in America got from those My Teacher Is An Alien books that eventually became a legitimate product after decades of people thinking it's a real thing. Even now there isn't a mechanism that sprays the ink like the myth says, it's just an oily compound that can be squirted onto the handle with a syringe.
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MausoleumExtremist posted:Pretty sure that's a myth that every kid in America got from those My Teacher Is An Alien books that eventually became a legitimate product after decades of people thinking it's a real thing. ONE WEIRD TRICK PRINCIPALS HATE: Grab the handle with a sheet of paper or two.
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ChaseSP posted:Ah the original destroy stuff in a fun and unique way channel. Seems so old and quaint now compared to people going LIQUID NITROGEN VS HAMSTER or RED HOT KNIFE AGAINST FIREWORKS. I bet the fireworks blow up
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