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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

carry on then posted:

microsoft: skating to where the puck was manufactured

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
borderline nothing https://twitter.com/Babylonian/status/873988987400204291

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

rumor has it phil spencer is gonna bite the head off a live chicken on stage

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
1 hour until microsoft's e3 presentation :bubblewoop:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



carry on then posted:

microsoft: skating to where the puck was manufactured

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

apparently Microsoft has trademarked DirectReality which is probably their attempt to compete with SteamVR

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
XBOX ONE X
XBOX ONE X

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
this xbox, is apparently...small????????

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

XBOX ONE X
XBOX ONE X

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

:discourse:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

quote:

Scorpio also features vapor-chamber cooling inside

vape naysh-ooonnnn!

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

XBOX ONE X
XBOX ONE X

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

*Mac fanboy voice*
uh, it's pronounced Xbox One Ten

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

check out the new xbone controller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk0nJPsdHrE&t=46s

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

xXxBoxOnexXx

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




FCKGW posted:

*Mac fanboy voice*
uh, it's pronounced Xbox One Ten

tbf if someone wouldve told me "its pronounced xbox one ten" id totally buy it

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
BING LIVE WITH WINDOWS STUDIO FOR MICROSOFT SKYPE MESSENGER

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

JETHRO TULL, CHIEF SHOUTCASTER

im dead

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

FCKGW posted:

*Mac fanboy voice*
uh, it's pronounced Xbox One Ten

Hello do you have any 10 Box One Ten's in stock

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

anthonypants posted:

this xbox, is apparently...small????????

always thought the most striking part of the new xbox one S was the colour and it would look like poo poo in black and welp

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
what

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
microsoft had nothing.

also lol $499 rip

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

microsoft always has their e3 show first and it without fail gives the sony team a dadjoke to make at the beginning of their presentation

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Wheany posted:

microsoft had nothing.

also lol $499 rip
jesus christ once they did that math on the pricing they should have just canceled the drat thing

let's sell it for the same price as our complete global failure of a home console the xbox one that will do super well

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

That's only $125 a K, not too shabby

pram
Jun 10, 2001
they should have named it xbox two

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


she looks like my kind of woman

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

pram posted:

they should have named it xbox two

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/kazhiraiceo/status/874012082630471681

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

I can't wait to mod my vape rig to match my Vape Box

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

remember that $500 console you bought in 2013? we've got another $500 console just for you this one has more ram and flops but the exact same library of games

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

qirex posted:

remember that $500 console you bought in 2013? we've got another $500 console just for you this one has more ram and flops but the exact same library of games

sure, but I didn't buy the $500 one in 2013 because it seemed like garbage

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

akadajet posted:

sure, but I didn't buy the $500 one in 2013 because it seemed like garbage

the only people who buy any xboxes one x will be people who already own an xbone, the same thing is happening with the ps4 pro but it's not double the price of a normal ps4

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

akadajet posted:

sure, but I didn't buy the $500 one in 2013 because it seemed like garbage
:yossame:

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

remember that ipad you bought in 2013? etc. etc.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
no I never bought an ipad cause tablets were a stupid and now defunct form factor

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

XBOX ONE X
XBOX ONE X

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

is this real

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
oh, I get it. XB O X

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
xbox 2013se

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