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SHERIFF: That man what robbed the bank, what'd he look like? BUMPKIN: We couldn't see, sheriff, he was compressed and goggled! SHERIFF: I'll be durned, the Compression Sleeve Bandit done struck again...
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I can't believe I missed Kirk Heinrich's last game before his sleeves tightened up and he vanished into thin air or was it the other way around? He finally took them off and burst like cutting into a pressurized tank ?
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Cool Buff Man posted:http://www.csnne.com/boston-celtics/boston-celtics-gordon-hayward-wife-posts-and-deletes-picture-daughter-shamrock-go-green-shirt I'm sorry, but a more thorough analysis of Wife Instagram leads to conclusive proof Hayward is going to Miami 
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So this thread moves fast and I missed the convo. Are we pro or anti Dahntay Jones beating up Kevin Durant?
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Jun 12, 2017 09:59
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quote:Dahntay Jones added a technical foul in Game 4, which brought his playoff fines to $9,000. That leaves him just $127 from his season salary of $9.127. Even $127 is too much money for that dude. He's a trash player.
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Jun 12, 2017 10:26
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It takes a really special kind of player to cost his team points and possessions while he is sitting on the bench costing himself his entire season salary.
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Dr.Radical posted:So this thread moves fast and I missed the convo. Are we pro or anti Dahntay Jones beating up Kevin Durant? Pro, although gently caress Dahntay Jones
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Jun 12, 2017 14:14
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Does the NBA give playoff shares or is Jones literally paying to play? Sure Lebron is giving him some money either way though tbh.
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Jun 12, 2017 14:22
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Don't players get a bonus for making/winning the chip? Or is that just in football?
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Jun 12, 2017 14:23
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RASHIBA WALLACE posted:Don't players get a bonus for making/winning the chip? Or is that just in football? it appears that teams get to split up (emphasis on the ~) ~$3.5 million for losing and ~$5 million for winning
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Jun 12, 2017 14:29
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Skirt the cap by signing someone for $5 million less than market value and promise them the entire playoff pool! Call me Dan!
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Jun 12, 2017 14:33
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Michael Corleone posted:Does the NBA give playoff shares or is Jones literally paying to play? Sure Lebron is giving him some money either way though tbh. There are playoff shares, I can't find the updated figure but if we extrapolate from these two sources http://insidehoops.com/playoffs-salaries-pool.shtml (Playoff pool in 2006= 10m, First round exit gets $149,243) http://www.espn.com/dallas/nba/story/_/id/12787917/rajon-rondo-does-not-get-playoff-share-dallas-mavericks (Rondo does not get first round share so distribution must vary team to team, not guarantee. This is 2015 quote:The other 14 players on the roster evenly divided $208,940, which is awarded to teams that lose in the first round of the playoffs. Houston beat Dallas in five games in the best-of-seven series. So we just rough it out and say 1.4x more than the 2006 shares, that means if the Cavs lose they split 1,643,000 among the players? If that's divided an equal 15 ways it's like 11,000 per player. After taxes Dahntay will be making minor league baseball money Edit: I found some real numbers from 2016 quote:The NBA will award a total of $15 million to the league’s top teams this year, officials told FOXBusiness.com. This year’s Playoff pool is the largest in league history, surpassing last year’s tally of $14 million. Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jun 12, 2017 |
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Jun 12, 2017 14:34
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Dahntay Jones at the game 7 afterparty ordering the house lager and a shot of Evan Williams
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Jun 12, 2017 14:37
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Jones is also getting the per diem of ~ 130$ a day on the road
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RASHIBA WALLACE posted:Dahntay Jones at the game 7 afterparty ordering the house lager and a shot of Evan Williams "I got a long island," Jones says, while looking at Lebron's vintage red wistfully. "They're the best bang for your buck."
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Jun 12, 2017 14:56
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Jones can also sell his championship ring for a lot .
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Jun 12, 2017 14:57
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Tonight the Cavs will continue their upcoming 4-game win streak by again dominating the entire game and sending the weak Golden State Warriors crying for their wives or side chicks as they meekly gather their jaws off the floor from the embarrassment of 75 straight Cavs slam dunks. LeBron has clearly entered Monstar mode and is willing his team to victory once more. You may call this a homer post, but I have looked into my crystal ball and determined that there is no other outcome except a game seven Cavaliers victory and a shameful Warriors offseason of their free agents all joining the true best team in the West, the Sacramento Kings.
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No way man, if they get reversed swept KD will be coming to Cleveland on the vet min, I had a dream about it.
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Michael Corleone posted:No way man, if they get reversed swept KD will be coming to Cleveland on the vet min, I had a dream about it. And next year GS will come back from 3-0 against Cleveland and KD will have an existential crisis and retire. Dude is always in his feelings.
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TBeats posted:And next year GS will come back from 3-0 against Cleveland and KD will have an existential crisis and retire. Dude is always in his feelings. future Twitter posted:That feel when your career has become an Aesop's fable
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Jun 12, 2017 15:47
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Dejan Bimble posted:There are playoff shares, I can't find the updated figure but if we extrapolate from these two sources 1.8m divided by 15 is $120,000, not $12,000.
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Jun 12, 2017 15:50
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SA fanfic hot takes are the worst
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tonight the new model warriors are going to slaughter the King's cavaliers and end the NBA civil war. the widely despised kevin durant will take over as lord protector of the league until his retirement whereupon his legacy will be dug up, tried, and beheaded for treason.
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E2M2 posted:SA fanfic hot takes are the worst we're sometimes okay the only reason we didn't have this discussion last year amongst ourselves once it spread to the wider net? https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/51szu1/is_it_legal_for_players_to_kiss_as_a_strategy/ we'd already discussed it and come to our own conclusions 
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KD just did an interview where he told a ton of weird small lies (stuff that directly contradicts both his own stories and stories from his teammates), great resource if anyone wants to a fake expert on body language and microexpressions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c0_2msk6pk
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EvanTH posted:KD just did an interview where he told a ton of weird small lies (stuff that directly contradicts both his own stories and stories from his teammates), great resource if anyone wants to a fake expert on body language and microexpressions: For those of us who are not tasked by the Church to keep track of these things, could you list out his various lies and or heresies?
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EvanTH posted:KD just did an interview where he told a ton of weird small lies (stuff that directly contradicts both his own stories and stories from his teammates), great resource if anyone wants to a fake expert on body language and microexpressions: I consulted my microexpression-ometer and it read Shook
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Hey SAS mod who changes the title without reading the CONSENSUS opinion please change the title to Tae posted:Is Ian Sjumpert the worst
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EvanTH posted:KD just did an interview where he told a ton of weird small lies (stuff that directly contradicts both his own stories and stories from his teammates), great resource if anyone wants to a fake expert on body language and microexpressions: In what really matters his interview game and dress went straight to poo poo after he left OKC I couldn't watch past a minute
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TildeATH posted:For those of us who are not tasked by the Church to keep track of these things, could you list out his various lies and or heresies? Mostly the parts where he says Draymond never called him after game 7 and he "never watches the finals" then doubles down on those statements. It's not heresies or anything, it's just that there are videos of him watching the finals and he's talked about watching the finals in several previous interviews so it's a bizarre thing to lie about. edit: And I like Draymond so I don't think he was lying in that interview so therefore KD is lying now. edit: to make it into "a ton" I counted each confirmation as a separate lie I apologize if this is not the correct way to handle lie stats EvanTH fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jun 12, 2017 |
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EvanTH posted:Mostly the parts where he says Draymond never called him after game 7 and he "never watches the finals" then doubles down on those statements. You can lie a ton without them being separate lies of type. You're in the clear. Repeating the lie counts towards the ton.
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Maybe he doesnt watch the finals live, but does watch them on tape?
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Jun 12, 2017 17:55
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Men lie, women lie, KD lies BUT
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Maybe Draymond's call went to voicemail. And who leaves voicemails these days?
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BlueBayou posted:Maybe he doesnt watch the finals live, but does watch them on tape? http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/10/11/kevin-durant-joe-lacob-shed-more-light-on-durants-free-agency-decision/ quote:Durant: “I was telling one of my friends, Rich (Kleiman, his agent), who’s here, we were watching Game 7. Well, as it started to unfold, it was, ‘No question, no way could you go to this team.’ And I was just like a kid, like, in a candy shop. I’d get wide open 3s, I could just run up and down the court, get wide open layups. I was basically begging him. I was like, yo, this would be nice. So as I was thinking about my decision and who I was gonna play for, this team came to mind. You know, as they lost, it became more and more real every day. You start to think about it even more. To see if I would fit. Then once I sat down with these guys, everything that I wanted to know about them they kinda showed me. But we don’t have to talk about it though because they didn’t get the job done and they came after me and who knows what would’ve happened. But I guess you could say I’m glad that they lost.” KD on tape watching the 2014 Finals in his own documentary (at 11:11 if the deep link doesn't work): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8-zjpI2W0&t=671s Cool Buff Man posted:You can lie a ton without them being separate lies of type. You're in the clear. Repeating the lie counts towards the ton. Thnk you this is good to know
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Oh good KD what are you doing dude, embrace the hate and use it to fuel your way to finals mvp Stop loving around with the press
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My guess is that KD hates that specific reporter and wanted to make him look dumb.
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EvanTH posted:Thnk you this is good to know In fact I would say repeating the lie is the worst crime of all. It shows utter disdain for your audience and it makes it seem like you think you're smarter than everyone else, even though they've probably caught on. You've hit on something important here.
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