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Len posted:Also slightly racist Maybe they are tallying his snorts and 'actually's.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 05:51 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:49 |
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There's an old man who walks around my neighborhood who apparently was mean to the crows at some point because they yell at him and follow him when he walks around flying around his head. Not a STDH but its funny.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 08:11 |
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Keith Atherton posted:There's an old man who walks around my neighborhood who apparently was mean to the crows at some point because they yell at him and follow him when he walks around flying around his head. Australian magpies (unrelated to European or American magpies) recognise people they don't like and will also teach their offspring to attack mean people. In maggie season though they pretty much all attack anyone but their best friend people (this is why you leave food out for them).
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 09:06 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Australian magpies (unrelated to European or American magpies) recognise people they don't like and will also teach their offspring to attack mean people. In maggie season though they pretty much all attack anyone but their best friend people (this is why you leave food out for them). Hah! My stepfather has been feeding magpies at his work for over 20 years. He has an almost mythical relationship with them now. Based on weather and seasons they know where he will be and when he will feed them. They also have scouting spots (certain lamp posts) and stay clear if other people are nearby.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 10:06 |
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So NAR has a new site, "Not Always Hopeless" which is almost too easy.quote:(I’m on the Metro (subway) during rush hour. Arriving at a station, I see a little girl with a bandaged leg and a crutch getting in the car with her mother. Since there are no seats available, she stays up. A few seconds later, a young man dressed like a thug on a seat behind them calls to the mother.) quote:(I’m at an anime convention, and go to a fast food place down the road from the hotel. There’s also a big biker’s event nearby, and the building is crowded with rather intimidating men. As I have my cosplay on still, I fear harassment. While waiting for a table, one of the bikers comes up to me.)
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 16:50 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: My son is home with cancer, and loves [Anime].
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 17:06 |
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hyperhazard posted:So NAR has a new site, "Not Always Hopeless" which is almost too easy. I am literally shaking, I demand to speak to the manager of this website without missing a beat! *adjusts gold chains because I am
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 17:22 |
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"Would you like to sit down little crippled girl?" he asked, in fluent Thuggeese.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 17:25 |
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Another one that just popped up on my Quora feed:A total badass posted:I was involved in an attempted car-jack by several notorious local gangsters who were pulling cars over and demanding to be paid because of some reason, generally predators trying to pick out weaker parties to harass and brutalize. I was in the middle of training National SWAT 40 hours a week on a very heavy triple division schedule so I was in an intensely rigorous, violent and ballistic environment for months on end. Comments are eating it up.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 18:16 |
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Somebody saw John Wick or a similar movie and typed that with one hand fantasizing about his sick fictional kung fu power. It gets so much more cringe-inducing with every line.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 18:28 |
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"It is highly illegal for me to injure someone in an altercation." Jesus. That's so on the nose I'd have guessed it was a parody.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 18:36 |
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Why are these guys always kicking people in the face? That has to be the most difficult way to hit somebody and just puts you in an incredibly vulnerable and off balance position. You may as well say you jumped on their shoulders and delivered a wicked sweet hurricanrana followed by a standing moonsault for how realistic this is. Also, who the hell sees three guys come at them with swords and bats and thinks "yup, better just show them where I live and bring my car to a complete stop, that's the ticket!" Comptroll The Forums has a new favorite as of 18:51 on Jun 10, 2017 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:"Would you like to sit down little crippled girl?" he asked, in fluent Thuggeese. He identified with her because they're both crips you see
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 19:17 |
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Is the 5 supposed to be the refund for not putting the extra topping on? Has this person even ordered pizza before in real life?
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 19:20 |
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Joey Freshwater posted:He identified with her because they're both crips you see Booooo!
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 19:23 |
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Applesnots posted:In the crow story you know it is all stdh because the writer says the father helped the fail crow back into the nest after the first attempt at flight. How the hell would a bird do that? Typically when a bird fails at birding it just sits on the ground and is fed and watched over by the parents until it can fly. Look up Wing-Assisted Incline Running.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 19:48 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Is the 5 supposed to be the refund for not putting the extra topping on? Has this person even ordered pizza before in real life? Well he ordered one to falsify for this photo shoot.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 20:02 |
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Pineapple on a pizza is gross but sticking a filthy $5 bill from the cash register in the box with the food, that's good eatin'!
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 21:03 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:"Would you like to sit down little crippled girl?" he asked, in fluent Thuggeese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 21:03 |
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Rahonavis posted:Look up Wing-Assisted Incline Running. I did, thanks, that was a neat read. I still dont think a flightless bird and its pop are gonna run up the side of a tree flapping wing in wing together (per the story).
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:27 |
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Why are people so angry about pineapple pizza? People keep posting quotes from celebrity chefs as if that proves some point. Like Gordon Ramsey's opinion makes any difference to how I like my pizza.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:32 |
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Zelder posted:shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: My son is home with cancer, and loves [Anime]. are those sites owned by the MadLibs corporation trying to subtly tap the millennial market?
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:48 |
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grittyreboot posted:Why are people so angry about pineapple pizza? People keep posting quotes from celebrity chefs as if that proves some point. Like Gordon Ramsey's opinion makes any difference to how I like my pizza. I just don't like pineapple in general but you do you
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 05:30 |
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That's another one of those ones where even if it's true, it portrays the writer as pretty lame (listening in on a party/whatever instead of being involved) so you wonder why they'd share it. If you're going to make up some wacky story at least insert yourself into it instead of being the guy eavesdropping and livetumblring it.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 07:43 |
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It finally happened! I was approached on the street by two Mormon missionaires! I have been waiting for this moment for five years, and it happened! I had the following conversation: Him: Hello. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Me: Oh, hi. I love The Book of Mormon! Him, very flattered: Why, thank you. Me: The musical! They walked away.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 11:21 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:It finally happened! I was approached on the street by two Mormon missionaires! I have been waiting for this moment for five years, and it happened! I had the following conversation: Wow. What a burn. There's no way a missionary could turn that into a talking point. Jesus Christ? Yes, I love that character from the 1970 rock opera by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber. Ha-ha owned.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 14:42 |
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All my experiences with missionaries suggests that unless the musical is covered in their book there is no way they can turn it into a talking point.
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The General posted:All my experiences with missionaries suggests that unless the musical is covered in their book there is no way they can turn it into a talking point. My experience with them would suggest that they would feign interest in it and invite you to tgeir next prayer group to discuss it. Pretty much nothing besides "this is my bus sorry" or "im calling the police" will make the ones that come to germany leave me alone.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 19:55 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My experience with them would suggest that they would feign interest in it and invite you to tgeir next prayer group to discuss it. Pretty much nothing besides "this is my bus sorry" or "im calling the police" will make the ones that come to germany leave me alone. "Thank you but I'm an atheist " usually works for me. When I was living in South America the real scourge were evangelical Christians that would show up in random corners and play their guitars and sign hymns. Usually early morning on the weekends. Does that happen in the US?
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 20:45 |
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when I lived in Memphis there was a guy who would stand juuuuust off Beale street on Saturday nights with a megaphone and preach about sinners and hellfire what I'm saying is a guitar sounds like a nice change
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 20:58 |
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Non Serviam posted:evangelical Christians that would show up in random corners and play their guitars and sign hymns That's a little less obtrusive than singing them at least.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 22:08 |
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:That's a little less obtrusive than singing them at least. LOL, yeah, I meant singing.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 22:25 |
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Last time I encountered Mormon missionaries, a short, polite "no thanks, but you guys have a good one" was all it took.
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 10:14 |
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Wonder Woman was a great movie, but uh https://twitter.com/PattyJenks/status/874034832430424065
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 14:24 |
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Kids are like this. They will be obsessed with the film for a month and then revert back to their previous obsessions or get on some new craze.
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 14:29 |
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How is everyone in the replies buying this?!
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https://twitter.com/julsie75/status/874092746214068224
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