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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Women are literally getting bombs as implants so they can blow up would-be gropers in protest.


The Terrortits

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Bhabi set us up the big bomb!

What the boobs!

AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Jun 11, 2017

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
So that's what that typhoon augmentation actually was

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
the bhabi has been planted.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Fat Milk and Little Bobs

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

AndyElusive posted:

Bhabi set us up the big bomb!

What the boobs!

:golfclap:

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The Terrortits

pro-tier riot-grrl band name

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WTB!?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

AndyElusive posted:

Bhabi set us up the big bomb!

What the boobs!

Fac you say !!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008




Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
i love mango

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
crazyguy is actually some kind of bird I think

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

Motherfucker posted:

i love mango

U eat 1 but I eat 2 Mangos

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Use that line whenever I see a woman eat a spherical sort of fruit. . .works every time

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
2 mangoes 1 boner

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Mango your uncle man :)

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013



That reads like the dude shook a magic 8 ball and just posted the response.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Make sure you send your local bhabi-aggregator a message of thanks lest they stop doing their noble work.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ranbo das posted:

That reads like the dude shook a magic 8 ball and just posted the response.

This is essentially what every organized religious scripture is.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
that time when your glory holes are ripened as the mangoes

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Aren't you not supposed to touch the skins because of the urushiol? Some bhabhis...

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

LargeHadron posted:

Aren't you not supposed to touch the skins because of the urushiol?
Oh, yeah, sure, if you're a massive pussy bitch.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

a hole-y ghost posted:

massive pussy bitch.

u.....wan..fac?

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Yar land choso gay

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
inbox me u r lebsian mango

naem
May 29, 2011

naughty I kill mango

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I will suck u r boobs and fuc u r rear end in a top hat

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I cannot get the phrase "Fake Uncle" out of my mind

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
big mangos , big life

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

That is a hell of an edge case right there.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
i kiss u we fac so hard my pennies erect 360 degrees repeatedly and sperm come out automatic into your navel i drink ur naval milk n kiss ur plumpy rear end and mangoes and ur melons n also ur pineapples

u my bitch fruit salad

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Autojaculate

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

i kiss u we fac so hard my pennies erect 360 degrees repeatedly and sperm come out automatic into your navel i drink ur naval milk n kiss ur plumpy rear end and mangoes and ur melons n also ur pineapples

u my bitch fruit salad

very hard

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

i kiss u we fac so hard my pennies erect 360 degrees repeatedly and sperm come out automatic into your navel i drink ur naval milk n kiss ur plumpy rear end and mangoes and ur melons n also ur pineapples

u my bitch fruit salad

Naughty I take you to Goa

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

i kiss u we fac so hard my pennies erect 360 degrees repeatedly and sperm come out automatic into your navel i drink ur naval milk n kiss ur plumpy rear end and mangoes and ur melons n also ur pineapples

u my bitch fruit salad

Hmm yes that is all very fine but WHAT ABOUT MY BALLS?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

i kiss u we fac so hard my pennies erect 360 degrees repeatedly and sperm come out automatic into your navel i drink ur naval milk n kiss ur plumpy rear end and mangoes and ur melons n also ur pineapples

u my bitch fruit salad

James Joyce Fights Back from the Grave

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm yes that is all very fine but WHAT ABOUT MY BALLS?

u bitch lesbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
mods please rename my vagina to Goa Constrictor

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


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