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PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

arbybaconator posted:

Who is this guy at the press briefing? Where is Spicey?

Labor secretary, talking before Spicer comes on again

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the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





do they want to turn universities into vocational schools? if you want to be a cop go to the police academy, not criminal justice at ucla or whatever

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

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Young Orc

skylined! posted:

there's all sorts of brain science linked to diet so yeah i imagine high-salt, high sugar and high sat-fat diet including mostly of buckets of 8-piece special recipe do a lot to gently caress your brain, including iirc making you more irritable, paranoid, prone to brain fuckery etc

clinton also exercised, as displayed by the uncomfortably short jogging shorts he and al gore sported while jogging :allears:

SNL made fun of Clinton for being out of shape and eating junk food CONSTANTLY in the lead-up to/early part of his presidency.

It's amazing how normalized Trump's buckets of fried chicken are now.

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
This apprenticeship scheme sounds like horseshit.

This $60000 yearly salary for apprentices was pulled out of his rear end - must be based on the average wage for journeyman tradespeople.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

arbybaconator posted:

Who is this guy at the press briefing? Where is Spicey?

Spicey brings on special guests to pad time so he doesn't have to answer very many questions before SMOKEBOMB

Expect him to spend at least 5min reading a bullshit prepared remark after this

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
gently caress. giant boost in pages. what happend now?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

TheScott2K posted:

Preet Bhara for Attorney General

unironically this

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

theflyingorc posted:

SNL made fun of Clinton for being out of shape and eating junk food CONSTANTLY in the lead-up to/early part of his presidency.

It's amazing how normalized Trump's buckets of fried chicken are now.

Phil Hartman explaining what happens to supplies that are being sent to Africa was so good. Phil Hartman was a treasure.

"Your burger here, it's a food drop, we send it over *takes a bite*, intercepted by warlords."

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair
YES CHINESE BEEF TALK

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

Dapper_Swindler posted:

gently caress. giant boost in pages. what happend now?

stop doing this.

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

Dapper_Swindler posted:

gently caress. giant boost in pages. what happend now?

Arrested Development chat.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Skippy Granola posted:

This apprenticeship scheme sounds like horseshit.

This $60000 yearly salary for apprentices was pulled out of his rear end - must be based on the average wage for journeyman tradespeople.

yeah the only way you're getting paid that much after an apprenticeship is if you're in a union

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Push El Burrito posted:

Phil Hartman explaining what happens to supplies that are being sent to Africa was so good. Phil Hartman was a treasure.

"Your burger here, it's a food drop, we send it over *takes a bite*, intercepted by warlords."

That is one of my strongest memories from back then. He coughs, chokes a little, starts laughing, but never breaks character.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
LOL at calling on India-News-Man first.

*edit*

And with a prepared answer, read right from the page.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Yesssss, starting with Indian guy

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

hanales posted:

That is one of my strongest memories from back then. He coughs, chokes a little, starts laughing, but never breaks character.

might as well link it

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bill-clinton-at-mcdonalds/n10361?snl=1

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

A lovely Reporter posted:

Arrested Development chat.

And a slut shaming clothing derail

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/874327862081355776

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
alright here we go, questions getting interesting

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
OOOOOOO Trump not happy about Sessions testifying:

"Is the president ok with Sessions testifying in this open setting"

"He's going to testify, we're aware of it, and we'll go from there"

:siren: Sessions probably going to get sacked :siren:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

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Young Orc
Note that his lawyer's answer was "George Washington did it" (under the articles of confederation)

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Bottom Liner posted:

OOOOOOO Trump not happy about Sessions testifying:

"Is the president ok with Sessions testifying in this open setting"

"He's going to testify, we're aware of it, and we'll go from there"

:siren: Sessions probably going to get sacked :siren:

yeah like I posted earlier I think heads are gonna roll in Justice later this week or next

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

"The president has made it clear" :allears:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

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Young Orc

no mom very hungry posted:

"The president has made it clear" :allears:

To the question "why the hell would you do that?"

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Dmitri-9 posted:

That's a pretty common theme with conservative politicians: acting like there is no record of their positions and talking to people like they are credulous 5 year olds. Probably because they know crying hypocrite doesn't actually do anything.

Remember when B-rock didn't personally rescued that POW and regressives were like gently caress you Obama. Then we got the POW back, and they were like gently caress you Obama.




Are they still learning when trash pickup day is? Or are they still piling it and leaving it to rot.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

A lovely Reporter posted:

Arrested Development chat.

sounds about right.




now i miss phill even more :(

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Fuckin' go for it, Hallie Jackson. :allears:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
So it's time for Trump to just completely shutter off the Justice department like a failing casino. :allears:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Dapper_Swindler posted:

now i miss phill even more :(

oh man i didn't know he wrote Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

another reason to miss him

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Woah, that's the firmest thing Spicy has said in a long time. I can't wait for Russia to say all the protesters were violent in response.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Sinteres posted:

This is the kind of poo poo cult members would say.

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/874297130164289536

Well they pretty much are a death cult at this point. More profit at the infinite expense of every other member of society.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I really loving hate that we have a white house that even inspires kremlinology.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Spicer trying to backtrack from Trump's saying he would testify under oath.

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

That's a wrap!

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
man that wasn't even very spicey and he smokebombed out

"update on Afghanistan?"

"no proclamation for LGBT month?"

...

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
SPICER FLEES

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
and he's running away.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
Note that he only took questions for about 10 minutes, the other 35 or so was the labor sec and prepared statements

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Pellisworth posted:

man that wasn't even very spicey and he smokebombed out

"update on Afghanistan?"

"no proclamation for LGBT month?"

...

I wonder how many Americans remember we're a nation in the middle of the longest war in our history.

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Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
And no mention from anyone in the administration about the Pulse anniversary. Fuckers.

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