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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

maskenfreiheit posted:

[22M] need help! No black girls in my area! What to do? (self.dating_advice)

This kind of affirmative action is ruining the sexual economy.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

maskenfreiheit posted:

[22M] need help! No black girls in my area! What to do? (self.dating_advice)

Move to the big city idiot, like Sedalia, Higginsville or Shell Knob.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

maskenfreiheit posted:

[22M] need help! No black girls in my area! What to do? (self.dating_advice)

Move the Chicago Southside and begin the (sexual) healing.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


My advice would also be that if the only notable thing he mentions about his ex is her skin colour, to stop being such a shallow fucktard.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

My advice would also be that if the only notable thing he mentions about his ex is her skin colour, to stop being such a shallow fucktard.

He likes the way his skin contrasts don't you understand?!?!

Barudak
May 7, 2007

If shallowness was a valid deterrent from miscegenation we wouldnt have blondes.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Virigoth posted:

He likes the way his skin contrasts don't you understand?!?!

He could always get a tan.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

He could always get a tan.

Yeah but to get that contrast hed have to go even darker and black hole americans are pretty rare.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


fruit on the bottom posted:

He could always get a tan.

He could date someone who's ingested a lot of colloidal silver.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



fruit on the bottom posted:

He could always get a tan.

He's the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Virigoth posted:

He's the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.

Somehow RDJ played an entire movie in blackface and not only didn't get in trouble, he did a good job. :psyduck:

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Pvt.Scott posted:

Somehow RDJ played an entire movie in blackface and not only didn't get in trouble, he did a good job. :psyduck:

One of the rare times people actually got satire

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Virigoth posted:

He likes the way his skin contrasts don't you understand?!?!
I actually did find that kind of a turn on when I was dating a black girl. But, you know, my brain mainly functions properly so it didn't become a weird fixation leading to a Reddit post.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Slugworth posted:

I actually did find that kind of a turn on when I was dating a black girl. But, you know, my brain mainly functions properly so it didn't become a weird fixation leading to a Reddit post.

I have been with a black girl for 10 years and I have never once thought about this.... wtf is wrong with you people.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

MF_James posted:

I have been with a black girl for 10 years and I have never once thought about this.... wtf is wrong with you people.

Yeah, I don't get it either. I've dated a couple black girls in my time and that thought never entered my mind. So weird. :psyduck:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
If you have any fashion sense at all then the color of your skin next to your clothes, your accessories, and your girl are all very important.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

If you have any fashion sense at all then the color of your skin next to your clothes, your accessories, and your girl are all very important.

--Thomas Jefferson

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Slugworth posted:

I actually did find that kind of a turn on when I was dating a black girl. But, you know, my brain mainly functions properly so it didn't become a weird fixation leading to a Reddit post.

The gently caress dude

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

MF_James posted:

I have been with a black girl for 10 years and I have never once thought about this.... wtf is wrong with you people.
I have no good answer other than to stress that I don't have some lingering obsession about it or anything. I just remember noticing it during sex sometimes and thinking it was sort of sexy?

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
the only thing you should think about during sex is smashing the bourgeoisie and leading your proletariat kin to liberation, YOU FUCKIN' SEXWEIRD!

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

the only thing you should think about during sex is smashing the bourgeoisie and leading your proletariat kin to liberation, YOU FUCKIN' SEXWEIRD!

keep going i'm almost there

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

the only thing you should think about during sex is smashing the bourgeoisie and leading your proletariat kin to liberation, YOU FUCKIN' SEXWEIRD!

Look at this loving class-only socialist, figures you'd bring it up when we were having a nuanced discussion about how sex is like a black and white cookie.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Race exists to pit workers against each other. Now, ETHNICITY, that's the Good poo poo right there. Nothing wrong with celebrating shared ethnicity, as they are little more than family ties writ large.

Yup, that's my completely unimpeachable social justice praxis.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

ranbo das posted:

The gently caress dude

people finding certain races hot is not actually weird or uncommon, hth

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

OctaMurk posted:

people finding certain races hot is not actually weird or uncommon, hth

It's pretty hosed up and weird

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

CharlestheHammer posted:

It's pretty hosed up and weird

many people date exclusively their own race and don't find other races attractive. Is that also hosed up and weird? Is it also hosed up and weird if you really like blonde girls, or girls with big boobs?

Goon didnt say anything racist, just that he thought black skin is physically attractive. Thats ok

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Yes, it's insane

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
We're thisssss close to someone posting something really racist and getting banned.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

I never said it was racist, just that is was loving weird that you think about that.

MF_James fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jun 12, 2017

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

zakharov posted:

We're thisssss close to someone posting something really racist and getting banned.

I think you should take one for the team.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

He doesn't date people because they're black. He is dating someone who is black and likes how she looks. It's not loving weird.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Black girls are hot af, nothing wrong with saying so

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
Guys it is totally not ok to have any sort of preference about who you would like to gently caress, or even to dind some traits attractive and others not. You should just gently caress whatever crosses your field of vision, regardless of weight, height, skin tone, sex, gender, scent, or species. Anything else is a hosed up racist fetish.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

You can't argue with this



















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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Please don't fetishize other races tia

Anony Mouse
Jan 30, 2005

A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
Lipstick Apathy
Shut the gently caress up about your unremarkable preferences in ethnicities and body types and your boring opinions on the social acceptability thereof.

How to handle sleep-farting in front of your SO gracefully ...is there such thing?

quote:

Every once in a while I [23F] wake myself up while at my new SO's place [27M] from farting loudly in my sleep - sometimes I feel him stirring and I'm mortified that it's woken him up as well! Needless to say, I've been far too ashamed, and him too sweet, to say anything! But I feel this can't go on - I can't hold it in any longer.

So - whether you're a guy or gal, what's your way of handling sleep-farts in front of your SO? Jokingly bring then up in the morning? Hope the other didn't notice and avoid the matter all together? Or sincerely apologise for your lack of bodily control during sleep because maybe you noticed then stirring so you KNOW it woke them too?

I think the answers will be different depending of the length of time people have been together (assuming this goes hand in hand with comfort) but I'm interested in all answers, so let em rip!

TLDR: I'm [23F] embarrassed about farting in front of my SO [27M] in my sleep and want a graceful way of dealing with it.
I would be so confused if my SO apologized to me for farting on their sleep.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Buttplug.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

From last page but Elliot managed to dodge all the pussy bequeathed to him as a rich kid with a BMW by simply never trying to speak to women. He'd just sit inside and play WoW and or go sit alone at a restaurant and wait for his perfect waifu to approach him. If he had tried at all he would have gotten at least an awkward hanjo in his beamer by the time he was getting shoved off balconies and listening to Chad just fuckin gerrymander his sister's guts. At that point I think he was too far gone

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Anony Mouse posted:

Shut the gently caress up about your unremarkable preferences in ethnicities and body types and your boring opinions on the social acceptability thereof.

How to handle sleep-farting in front of your SO gracefully ...is there such thing?

I would be so confused if my SO apologized to me for farting on their sleep.

I mean you can't fart in your sleep, you gotta wake up a little to fart so..

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I mean you can't fart in your sleep, you gotta wake up a little to fart so..

I gotta go make a call

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