Friday the 13th: The Game: The Thread

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SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Burkion posted:

Chit, I was both the dude you gave the 10 second head start to, and the Tommy who dueled you to save the nerds.

Speaking of GOON TALES- THE TALES OF CHAD

We had two expert Chad Tales this time around, where everyone went Chad. I died tragically early in the first Chaddening, and was then witness to Last Dancer chadding harder than any Chad should ever Chad, as he hosed around in the closet the entire goddamn time until only one person else was left. Then he left the closet to call Tommy, and at that point, a pact was made in the Chadderlife.

Who so ever respawned as Tommy would gun Last Dancer down.

Last Dancer then reinforced this by loving off into the goddamn ocean and just sitting there at the exit, with the Jason of that round completely clueless. The hero Silver Nova found him and his treacherous Chad ways, and after some finagling, managed to gun the brute down.

We then had round two of the Chaddening and the Chaddest thing ever happened. So I hooked up with Silver I believe, and we saw the boat being worked on. I found the propeller, and saw the two working on it hosed off.

So we ran to the boat, but as I was fixing it, Last Dancer rolls up and puts a bear trap right next to me. So I gently caress up the repair a dozen times to try and get Jason to come the gently caress over- Jason rolls up as I finish it, Last Dancer gets in the boat, I disarm the trap and then get axed to death, and Silver is slaughtered while Last Dancer rides off into the Chaddiest sunset.

He maximum Chadded us. No anger could be had.

Also PSA- If Burk comes up to Jason and says that he wants to make a deal, he is not joking. I was Bugsy the last round and wanted to kill Chads, but the Jason actively stopped me from going after the Chads. I was even going to help him hold the line at the end but he was having none of it.

If I offer to help you, Jason players, please do consider my offer. I am not a subtle man. If I want to fight you I will run away or I will clober you in the head with a bat.

The Chaddening was in full effect that night.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 20:23

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# ? May 9, 2024 23:37

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

even in a small dev shop, the cats making resources for the devs to use on expansions are different people from the cats making the code changes or the cats thinking about how things should be implemented. even if you have the kraken senior devs on fixing bugs and jank, designers and architects can and should be designing things for them to do one junk is fixed.

source: i'm both a business owner and a software developer with over 10 years experience

# ? Jun 12, 2017 20:33

Carebearz: May 6, 2008; CARE BEAR STARE

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I'm still waiting for an all-Chad game where everyone is a backbiting dick.

you should have been playing on PC last night, because that's exactly what we did.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:00

Carebearz: May 6, 2008; CARE BEAR STARE

Burkion posted:

We did that last night

The result was one Chad getting away in the boat that I was attempting to steal from him with another Chad after he put a bear trap down to Chad us out of our Chadding while I hosed up the repair to draw Jason near to further out Chad that Chad.

Every other Chad died

not true, one other Chad escaped to the cops, then I punched SideChainz head off

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:01

Carebearz: May 6, 2008; CARE BEAR STARE

another question as Jason, when I grab someone, not all of my kills are available towards the start, does their use unlock over time?

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:03

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Carebearz posted:

another question as Jason, when I grab someone, not all of my kills are available towards the start, does their use unlock over time?

Some need a finicky amount of space to proc.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:06

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Like a dumdum I have the leg split and head pull and pitchfork lift and head stab, and all of them require standing on flat ground in a featureless Kansas pasture that spreads out to the horizon.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:16

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Like a dumdum I have the leg split and head pull and pitchfork lift and head stab, and all of them require standing on flat ground in a featureless Kansas pasture that spreads out to the horizon.

Which is why I have the ones that don't require a ton of space like the bear hug or head punch.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:17

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

I kinda want to switch off Savini Jason but the reactions I get in lobbies are addictive. People either fawn all over you or they instantly get super pissed off that you have it and they don't.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:23

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Yeah it's nice to have one you can do in a broom closet like one of the head crushes. I think Part 9's axe throw requires the most real estate, he kicks you way the gently caress away before tossing it.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:24

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Basebf555 posted:

I kinda want to switch off Savini Jason but the reactions I get in lobbies are addictive. People either fawn all over you or they instantly get super pissed off that you have it and they don't.

This me.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 21:43

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

poptart_fairy posted:

Well, until your character yelps and give themselves away.

I have yet to see a Jason without tunnel vision in a situation like that. They get so into chasing after the screaming counselor who's diving out a closed window or shooting them with a flare gun that they don't pay enough attention to hear someone under the bed.

During a recent match most of us stayed together from beginning to end, and I installed the fuse so a guy inside could call the cops in the first 2 minutes. I spent the rest of the match hiding under a bed with like 4 other players, and they ended up leading Jason around in a huge battle inside and outside the cabin until the cops arrived and I could just sprint to the finish.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 22:28

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Burkion posted:

We did that last night

The result was one Chad getting away in the boat that I was attempting to steal from him with another Chad after he put a bear trap down to Chad us out of our Chadding while I hosed up the repair to draw Jason near to further out Chad that Chad.

Every other Chad died

Some fragment of this sentence should become the thread title. It perfectly encapsulates what it's like every single time we play this game together.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 23:06

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

joylessdivision posted:

I'd actually love a NES Jason skin. That would be hilarious to see that purple and light blue monstrosity coming after you.

I would kill for that.

Give him swimspeed and extra damage with weapons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVZXXhbgze4

# ? Jun 12, 2017 23:08

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

So I noticed the Steam ratings have moved over to mostly positive and it continues to be on the top selling page, have people noticed significant gain or drop of players?

# ? Jun 12, 2017 23:41

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

MazelTovCocktail posted:

So I noticed the Steam ratings have moved over to mostly positive and it continues to be on the top selling page, have people noticed significant gain or drop of players?

It seems pretty normal to me. I ended up having to be a host last night when the game couldn't find a server, but within seconds I had a full roster.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 23:53

Lunethex: Feb 4, 2013; Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

Lurdiak posted:

I would kill for that.

Give him swimspeed and extra damage with weapons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVZXXhbgze4

His weapon looks like a big toothbrush.

# ? Jun 12, 2017 23:59

Lastdancer: Apr 21, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

Played Jason with goons tonight. I let the first guy I found have a 10 second head start so he wouldn't be killed in the first minute, and I let Tommy get the same so he could get the gas can and make it more fun.

I ended up letting the car with the only 2 survivors go so I could duel Tommy in the background like any good Jason. Came within a foot of stopping them right at the exit, too.

I think I was in this match. I was the tommy, who died exactly like the kenny who attempted to fight you! I shouted "COMBAT MODE ACTIVATED" both times.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 01:15

a cock shaped fruit: Aug 23, 2010; The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

It has become abundantly clear that the game may tell you to 'Survive', but the real objective is to get poo poo done.

Help others, complete objectives and generally do whatever you can before leaving, or die heroically. One of my best games involved 4 of us fighting Jason at the repaired car on Higgins Haven, and we were slowly being beaten down to the point he was going to kill us all. I saw his shack was on the island, a short swim away - So I swam over and beelined his mothers sweater to force Jason to make a choice. Sure enough, he teleported over to me, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes duelling in his mothers shack, thanks to the many 2 handed axes there, and the sweater stun. The other 3 players escaped - and a quick check revealed that I actually got more experience for my sacrifice than they did for their escape.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 01:21

AlliedBiscuit: Oct 23, 2012; Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Hockles posted:

This me.

Me too. I have barely played as any other Jasons just because of the reactions and the fact that so many people assign me as Jason just so they can see it. I think I actually prefer Part 2 because I prefer being able to run and trap as opposed to my terrible attempts at shift-grabbing.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 01:48

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

AlliedBiscuit posted:

Me too. I have barely played as any other Jasons just because of the reactions and the fact that so many people assign me as Jason just so they can see it. I think I actually prefer Part 2 because I prefer being able to run and trap as opposed to my terrible attempts at shift-grabbing.

Tonight I've set myself to random on Jason, and I just got selected as Jason and it came up as Part 3... I was bad. Only got 3/7, the other 4 escaped in the car that I gave up on.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 02:03

Alteisen: Jun 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Am I the only that finds the kiss the axe kill a bit unnerving?

Your characters face as the doom approaches. :stare:

# ? Jun 13, 2017 02:49

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

I don't think stealth Pamela would work too well because the gig would be up relatively quickly when no one has run across Jason after x number of minutes.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 02:52

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

a cock shaped fruit posted:

It has become abundantly clear that the game may tell you to 'Survive', but the real objective is to get poo poo done.

Help others, complete objectives and generally do whatever you can before leaving, or die heroically. One of my best games involved 4 of us fighting Jason at the repaired car on Higgins Haven, and we were slowly being beaten down to the point he was going to kill us all. I saw his shack was on the island, a short swim away - So I swam over and beelined his mothers sweater to force Jason to make a choice. Sure enough, he teleported over to me, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes duelling in his mothers shack, thanks to the many 2 handed axes there, and the sweater stun. The other 3 players escaped - and a quick check revealed that I actually got more experience for my sacrifice than they did for their escape.

I came closer than ever to killing Jason just now. All 4 of us remaining grouped together, I was Tommy with a machete, and we had the sweater. Unfortunately the Jason was too OP and ended up slaughtering us all before we could get his mask off, including hanging me on the coat rack.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 02:58

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Alteisen posted:

Am I the only that finds the kiss the axe kill a bit unnerving?

Your characters face as the doom approaches.

The only one that's really unnerved me so far is the one where they get stabbed through the chest and look down at their wound realizing they're gonna die :gonk:

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:09

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

My Savini Jason got 4/8 earlier because a gang of Adams whipped my sorry rear end, called the cops, and then whipped my sorry rear end in under 12 minutes.

:mad:

Time to go back in and show mommy I'm a good boy.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:15

Jetamo: Nov 8, 2012; alright. alright, mate.

Just had the strangest glitch let me complete escape Duster and co's attempt to kill me as Jason. Rage was active, and Duster used the sweater next to one of those walls you can walk through. Somehow mashing E to resist the sweater-stun made me skip the resist and just go walking through a wall.

Very strange.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:23

a cock shaped fruit: Aug 23, 2010; The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Coffee And Pie posted:

The only one that's really unnerved me so far is the one where they get stabbed through the chest and look down at their wound realizing they're gonna die

The skewer kill at the campfire :ohdear:

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:28

Crabtree: Oct 17, 2012; ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!; Dinosaur Gum

Lurdiak posted:

I would kill for that.

Give him swimspeed and extra damage with weapons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVZXXhbgze4

He will be bright blazing Neon and leave streaks as he moves. No stealth with this Jason. Just pain, for your eyes and for the hole in your chest he just punched in as he Jazzercizes.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:32

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Oh yeah. I FINALLY got the sleeping bag kill.

God, it's so majestic.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:33

404notfound: Mar 5, 2006; stop staring at me

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh yeah. I FINALLY got the sleeping bag kill.

God, it's so majestic.

I like how he peeks into the bag before beginning the beating, like "I hope I got the right guy!"

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:36

a cock shaped fruit: Aug 23, 2010; The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

http://i.imgur.com/fEW4uUv.gifv

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:39

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

Crabtree posted:

He will be bright blazing Neon and leave streaks as he moves. No stealth with this Jason. Just pain, for your eyes and for the hole in your chest he just punched in as he Jazzercizes.

Someone needs to do a murder montage set to :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:40

Defenestrategy: Oct 24, 2010

I'm thinking Pamela could be a good hit and run Jason archetype.

Maybe something along the lines of

+ Can councilor sprint
+ Fast shift
+ Throwing Knives

Weapon is a bowie knife that does a bunch of damage really fast.

- Easily Stunned maybe a 50/50
- Stun recovery takes awhile
- Can't morph in radius of councilors

So basically the name of the game would be to locate councilor/councilors stalk close to them knife them and then run away/shift away before getting mobbed and pretty much not grabbing anyone unless they're alone and weak.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:42

Burkion: May 10, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

It'd be hilarious if she could steal the car and run people over.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:44

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Jetamo posted:

Just had the strangest glitch let me complete escape Duster and co's attempt to kill me as Jason. Rage was active, and Duster used the sweater next to one of those walls you can walk through. Somehow mashing E to resist the sweater-stun made me skip the resist and just go walking through a wall.

Very strange.

a pubby hosed up a kill attempt i teed up yesterday by dropping the hypnotize just as jason morphed, so he was stunned, but hosed if we knew where.

poo poo is weird.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 03:45