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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I hope the Tories remain in their state of paralysis in keep May in personally. She's the easiest target to hit and win the next election imo. There's no telling how a new leader might be able to spin their way to victory. Even Gove.

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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Just going to leave this here.

https://www.change.org/p/iain-mcnicol-peter-mandelson-a-formal-complaint-to-labour-nec

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

He should be coming out as Daniel Bryan tbh

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

look mate i dont make them i just shitpost them ok

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

He should be coming out as Daniel Bryan tbh

Daniel Bryan should be Americas next president.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Did someone say Gerry Adams??

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Gove is on every interview show going today. This is the worst thing about this election, they've brought the weasel back.

Oops, new gang-tag, but broken avatar. Maybe it's time for a change anyway.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Gove's a prize oval office and probably one to watch out for. For all that he's a hideous blobfish and surrounded by an incredible, repulsive aura of anti-charisma, he has at least a dim glimmer of intelligence in his eldritch brain, inscrutable though it is to carbon-based life forms.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

I know that MPs get paid circa. 80k (?) but it must have sucked for some of them tories thinking they were sitting on safe seats before there was a 10% swing and suddenly they have no job.

Hello, would you like to donate to the world's smallest violin fund?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Did someone say Gerry Adams??



lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Did someone say Gerry Adams??



lol

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot
Its all kicking off in Germany lads

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What is the naughtiest thing Gerry has done?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What is the naughtiest thing Gerry has done?
Running through a field of potatoes.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Its all kicking off in Germany lads


quote:

Munich police said in a tweet that the police officer’s injuries were serious. The suspect was also injured and is in custody.
Why didn't they SHOOT TO KILL :argh: :argh: :argh:

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


If we're still doing gang tags I'll take one if possible.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






TheRat posted:

Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable Strong & Stable
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/874292503314386944
Diane Abbot must be loving this, this blows the door open for her to use divide and conquer tactics on the Tories.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Due to the volume of gang tag requests I think we need to start a new policy of blood in, blood out.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



TomViolence posted:

Due to the volume of gang tag requests I think we need to start a new policy of blood in, blood out.

Oh now we start to pull up the ladder?

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

TomViolence posted:

Due to the volume of gang tag requests I think we need to start a new policy of blood in, blood out.
I think it follows the spirit of "For the many, not the few", personally.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Somebody find me that picture of Gerry Adams head on Venom Snake's body.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Jun 13, 2017

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Redistribute Ur tags or I'll redistribute your jam (please)- also how do tags work

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

I PMed days ago but still no gang tag :(

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


TomViolence posted:

Gove's a prize oval office and probably one to watch out for. For all that he's a hideous blobfish and surrounded by an incredible, repulsive aura of anti-charisma, he has at least a dim glimmer of intelligence in his eldritch brain, inscrutable though it is to carbon-based life forms.

So I've heard but I've never seen the slightest scrap of evidence for it.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
Everybody wants my gangtag. Clearly, this is bad for me.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I love having the tag! :D

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Corrode posted:

I PMed days ago but still no gang tag :(

Drop another if it ain't happening I may have missed some

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

nopantsjack posted:

So I've heard but I've never seen the slightest scrap of evidence for it.

Gove's a crafty bastard, trust me, that's why nobody knows about the pile of tiny bloodstained shoes in his basement.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



I love the tag and the tag loves me.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

TomViolence posted:

Gove's a crafty bastard, trust me, that's why nobody knows about the pile of tiny bloodstained shoes in his basement.

He definitely has the look of someone with a lampshade or two made of human skin.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Michael Gove is Octodad.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

drinking the tears of poors is he?

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Not Operator posted:

Michael Gove is Octodad.

Micheal Gove is really the Zodiac Killer

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Gove's True Name can be deciphered from the Telegraph's cryptic crossword. Someone made the mistake of saying it out loud the other day and that's why he's back in the cabinet.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Michael Gove spends his day seducing bored suburban housewives to create new members of the alt-right.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

TomViolence posted:

Gove's True Name can be deciphered from the Telegraph's cryptic crossword. Someone made the mistake of saying it out loud the other day and that's why he's back in the cabinet.

If you say it backwards though, it banishes him back to his home dimension.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Dear thread, please enjoy some bourg.txt, 1905 edition:

quote:

The weather in Chicago being unbearable Scott ordered a special train to take his dog to the sea side. It was to be driven as fast as money could make the railway people schedule it, and it broke the record for pace, so all the papers were full of it. The strain on the train drivers left them ill and nervous, but the "dear creature" sat in a satin lined carriage in its special train and fled across the continent to the sea-side, whilst Scott's wife grilled in Chicago on the $100 he gave her to keep herself amused.
Seated before an open window with a dust screen carefully placed before it, the dog got a cool breeze and passed many things that would doubtless have interested it. Driving at 70 miles an hour day and night is said to have sent the engine people slightly off their heads, as the strain of continuing the pace for a long time is very great, this was unfortunate, but yuo cannot help sacrificing little things, and the dog had felt the heat a good deal. Let us hope they will recover and not have to go into an asylum.
It was kind too of Scott to remember his wife; though $100 doe not seem much for man who has paid $2000 for his dog's train, and then too, she could think of the little dog flying to the sea in its own special train. It had a drawing room, dining room, sleeping room, and kitchen on its train, and one of the most powerful engines in America had the honour of drawing it. The newspapers are being very silly about it all.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



This is completely anecdotal and second hand, but it's funny if true. According to a friend of mine who lives and works in Kensington (Imperial), late afternoon on polling day someone went around the university library and rounded up about 60 students to vote.

Considering the way young people broke electorally, this act would have been enough to flip Kensington to Labour.

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Guavanaut posted:

Michael Gove spends his day seducing bored suburban housewives to create new members of the alt-right.
Well imagine my shock.

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