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Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

VikingSkull posted:

you know that picture with the yarn connecting the newspaper clippings on a wall

the stuff in the newspaper clippings is true, the yarn is what makes it insane

Yah except today the newspaper clippings contradict themselves a week or two later, or whatever they need to do at the time

And the guy with the yarn is like "LOOK THEY"RE loving LIARS" and he has all the clippings

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Alex Jones is a story teller, he mixes truth with exaggeration. But there's real knowledge mixed in too. Like"The Daily Show" isn't a real news program, but it kind of is too

Yeah like when Jessica Williams on the Daily Show said she got a text from a BernieBro saying "As a socialist my penis is too big not to share" you're not supposed to believe she actually did. Just like when Alex Jones says "Yeah, so, Sandy Hook is a synthetic completely fake with actors, in my view, manufactured. I couldn’t believe it at first. I knew they had actors there, clearly, but I thought they killed some real kids. And it just shows how bold they are, that they clearly used actors. I mean they even ended up using photos of kids killed in mass shootings here in a fake mass shooting in Turkey -- so yeah, or Pakistan. The sky is now the limit." you're also not supposed to literally believe that he means it.

They're the same thing. Two sides of the same coin.

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
It makes sense Spunky doesn't believe anything the intelligence community says now, he listens to hours of stupid conspiracy theories every day and nods saying "He makes good points!"

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
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VikingSkull posted:

you know that picture with the yarn connecting the newspaper clippings on a wall

the stuff in the newspaper clippings is true, the yarn is what makes it insane
This is a really good post, everybody.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

scrubs season six posted:

Yeah like when Jessica Williams on the Daily Show said she got a text from a BernieBro saying "As a socialist my penis is too big not to share" you're not supposed to believe she actually did. Just like when Alex Jones says "Yeah, so, Sandy Hook is a synthetic completely fake with actors, in my view, manufactured. I couldn’t believe it at first. I knew they had actors there, clearly, but I thought they killed some real kids. And it just shows how bold they are, that they clearly used actors. I mean they even ended up using photos of kids killed in mass shootings here in a fake mass shooting in Turkey -- so yeah, or Pakistan. The sky is now the limit." you're also not supposed to literally believe that he means it.

They're the same thing. Two sides of the same coin.

you're the opposite of an Alex Jones fan, you look at him, wring your hands and worry that the rantings of a crazy person Mean Something

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

It makes sense Spunky doesn't believe anything the intelligence community says now, he listens to hours of stupid conspiracy theories every day and nods saying "He makes good points!"

Weapons of mass destruction?

Where's the Russia evidence?

Why should I believe them

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
trump can limit our entry to Cuba but he can't limit my entry to Cubans

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot


I don't give a poo poo what anyone thinks. Smoldering office fires doesn't make that happen

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Jet fuel can't melt Rahm's cold cold heart

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Yep, he's a retard

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
ahahaha I come to this thread pretty sporadically, has Spunky ever declared his love for Alex Jones or his status as a truther before?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
for real though I never understood that CRISIS ACTORS thing, like we believe the government would engineer a war or whatever but wouldn't do a false flag by actually killing people? Getting mixed messages here

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

corn in the bible posted:

for real though I never understood that CRISIS ACTORS thing, like we believe the government would engineer a war or whatever but wouldn't do a false flag by actually killing people? Getting mixed messages here

The revelation I had the other day is that Americans are known to be hyper violent psycho killers

But no way would they kill Seth Rich

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

corn in the bible posted:

for real though I never understood that CRISIS ACTORS thing, like we believe the government would engineer a war or whatever but wouldn't do a false flag by actually killing people? Getting mixed messages here

it's super retarded because the same people who believe this poo poo also spend the rest of their time crying about how government can't do anything right. How can they be so utterly incompetent and then pull off these elaborate false flags with hundreds of people without being instantly discovered?

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

I would like to remind you all that SPH sincerely believes men are trying to jerk off to him in public bathrooms regularly.

He genuinely thinks that in Chicago there are roving gay perverts constantly trying to catch him taking a poo poo so they can get their jollies.

So yeah it's no surprise he believes other crazy paranoid things.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

it's super retarded because the same people who believe this poo poo also spend the rest of their time crying about how government can't do anything right. How can they be so utterly incompetent and then pull off these elaborate false flags with hundreds of people without being instantly discovered?

They are discovered. Besides, how large is the NSA how much spying are they doing every second of the day. How large of an operation is that? And we don't know anything about it

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Alex Jones is a story teller, he mixes truth with exaggeration.

You could say he is

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)

fake news


YYEEAAHH!

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

They are discovered. Besides, how large is the NSA how much spying are they doing every second of the day. How large of an operation is that? And we don't know anything about it

Oh for sure dude, and with the help from aliens and demons the NSA has got it on lock

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:



I don't give a poo poo what anyone thinks. Smoldering office fires doesn't make that happen

conveniently you never see the side of the building that was heavily damaged and fully engulfed in flames

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

Oh for sure dude, and with the help from aliens and demons the NSA has got it on lock

I don't get it. Does the CIA engineer coups in other countries?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Sph btw is the guy who posted he was voting for Trump because as a MAN OF THE PEOPLE he's finally reveal who killed jfk

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

VikingSkull posted:

conveniently you never see the side of the building that was heavily damaged and fully engulfed in flames

Read the report. They claim that structural damage had no role in it. They have to say that because a structurally damaged building would not fall straight down.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Read the report. They claim that structural damage had no role in it. They have to say that because a structurally damaged building would not fall straight down.

but it didn't fall straight down :confused:

it just looks like it does from that angle, in fact, at the very end you see it tilt forward

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Its ok though because everyone in the wtc was a crisis actor

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Read the report. They claim that structural damage had no role in it. They have to say that because a structurally damaged building would not fall straight down.

back and to the left back and to the left

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

In order to believe Trump is fine at this point it's probably a NECESSITY to believe in conspiracy theories.

And the funny thing is I doubt SPH used to be totally insane. It turns out though if you spend all your time reading conspiracy theory based media and agreeing with it, you can make yourself insane.

The funny thing is SPH & co (sorry SPH I'm using you as an example) turn around and accuse everyone else of stringing yarn on boards when they're huddled in front of the exact same thing except in right wing style.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
also Spunky do you understand that a number of buildings in NYC are specifically designed to collapse into themselves for obvious reasons?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
JFK was actually a crisis actor . The real JFK is kept in Cuba and that's why Trump wants to keep us from going there

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

VikingSkull posted:

but it didn't fall straight down :confused:

it just looks like it does from that angle, in fact, at the very end you see it tilt forward

The official report says that structural damage played no role in the collapse of building 7

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
i knew Trump supporters were retarded but I didn't know they were LITERALLY retarded

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

The official report says that structural damage played no role in the collapse of building 7

yes the gigantic fire caused it, I know

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

VikingSkull posted:

yes the gigantic fire caused it, I know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHcCbY2wY38

Watch building demolitions gone wrong. I guess our engineering for skyscrapers is worse than Russian grain silos from 1900

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

VikingSkull posted:

yes the gigantic fire caused it, I know

there was no fire, it was a steel melting death ray the government stole from the UFO at Area 51

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Tiny Deer posted:

In order to believe Trump is fine at this point it's probably a NECESSITY to believe in conspiracy theories.

Trump victory is in part due to conspiracy theories and the media discussing them.

almost 100% of the conspiracy crowd voted for him and 50% of Americans believe in some conspiracy theory. People like Jones have huge following and their endorsment of Trump really helped him. Most people are ready to forgive anything to Trump because they genuinely think he's not part of "the system".

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHcCbY2wY38

Watch building demolitions gone wrong. I guess our engineering for skyscrapers is worse than Russian grain silos from 1900

why would I have to watch stuff like this to learn "the truth" when I could simply talk to my neighbor who was a firefighter in NYC on 9/11 and saw the stuff first hand

maybe you should watch this video, which shows the structural damage, raging fires and firefighter concern for collapse

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Trump victory is in part due to conspiracy theories and the media discussing them.

almost 100% of the conspiracy crowd voted for him and 50% of Americans believe in some conspiracy theory. People like Jones have huge following and their endorsment of Trump really helped him. Most people are ready to forgive anything to Trump because they genuinely think he's not part of "the system".

Plenty of conspiracy theories have come true.

Every war we've gotten into has been based on a lie.

Oops, I said we. You're a Belgian. You're not included

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

VikingSkull posted:

yes the gigantic fire caused it, I know

This is your side dude you made it pretty clear where you wanted to be.

Don't be a pussy about it now.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Tiny Deer posted:


It turns out though if you spend all your time reading conspiracy theory based media and agreeing with it, you can make yourself insane.


Most crazy nutjobs who believe Obama is the antichrist or a space lizard started one day with a facebook link saying vaccines cause autism or that all planes are spraying chemicals.

Yes being constantly exposed to insane ramblings can make you insane too

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Plenty of conspiracy theories have come true.

Only a few tame ones.

The crazier ones Jones' audience loves the most never come true.

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Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Most crazy nutjobs who believe Obama is the antichrist or a space lizard started one day with a facebook link saying vaccines cause autism or that all planes are spraying chemicals.

Yes being constantly exposed to insane ramblings can make you insane too

"But I'm smart! I would never be influenced by everything I read and surround myself with!"

"Also, advertising doesn't work on me."

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