What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed. |
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The Big3 Tourney | 67 | 22.41% | |
Will Lakers draft Ball | 40 | 13.38% | |
Where will the Pauls go | 54 | 18.06% | |
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? | 41 | 13.71% | |
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking | 97 | 32.44% | |
Total: | 210 votes |
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https://twitter.com/TheTomasRios/status/874656669921415170
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:33 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 18:17 |
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Fake News!!!
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:33 |
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on the other hand I don't really think the Warriors or basically any NBA team wants to go to the Trump White House
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:34 |
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Steph smoking a cigar with two hands was funnier than Durant spitting out the beer
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:36 |
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sportsgenius86 posted:Steph smoking a cigar with two hands was funnier than Durant spitting out the beer Steph smoking a cigar? Isn't he worried about the health repercussions? He is an athlete and that seems very dangerous!!!
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:40 |
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BWV posted:I know we're not supposed to talk about Durant being a bitch but... https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/874481682283364352
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:42 |
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Probably the worst thing about this is all the app developers and vampire capitalists feeling vindicated and smug this morning.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:44 |
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Oh no the techbros won (as they go back to their 120k programming jobs living in a literal perfect climate) a championship!!!!!
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:45 |
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Okay, now that that's all over, let's talk about important stuff: who wants Carmelo Anthony? I mean that as a serious topic of conversation. Where does he fit? I honestly can't figure out where he can go or in what situation he would actually be a positive for a team. Is there any team that a) can take him that b) would actually need him? A Griffin-less Clippers team?
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:47 |
Disgusting
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:47 |
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The people I don't like had a team from the city they live in win a thing noooooooooo
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:48 |
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I can deal with the loss I cannot deal with Durant failing to Stone Cold Salute
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:48 |
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BWV posted:I know we're not supposed to talk about Durant being a bitch but... as far as I'm concerned Stunning Steve Austin of the Hollywood Blonds borrowed all his entrance bits from Sandman of the ECW
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:48 |
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OzFactor posted:Okay, now that that's all over, let's talk about important stuff: who wants Carmelo Anthony? I mean that as a serious topic of conversation. Where does he fit? I honestly can't figure out where he can go or in what situation he would actually be a positive for a team. Is there any team that a) can take him that b) would actually need him? A Griffin-less Clippers team? Wizards need a reliable bench scorer badly
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:49 |
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Space Camp fuckup posted:The people I don't like had a team from the city they live in win a thing noooooooooo Love too defend the guy that invented the juice squeezing machine.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:49 |
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TBeats posted:They have five titles. BAA titles don't count and titles won in other cities shouldn't really be counted either. Three is still excellent though.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:49 |
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zoux posted:Love too defend the guy that invented the juice squeezing machine. Dan Gilbert stole people's houses. Who cares. You're not going to find a moral high ground in professional sports.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:51 |
Paul Zuvella posted:Steph smoking a cigar? Isn't he worried about the health repercussions? He is an athlete and that seems very dangerous!!! The great ones tell lung cancer "not today"
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:51 |
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OzFactor posted:Okay, now that that's all over, let's talk about important stuff: who wants Carmelo Anthony? I mean that as a serious topic of conversation. Where does he fit? I honestly can't figure out where he can go or in what situation he would actually be a positive for a team. Is there any team that a) can take him that b) would actually need him? A Griffin-less Clippers team? What's his contract going to be? Are any teams going to offer a max? Seems unlikely. If he goes under it, teams with a need at SF/PF would fit. Timberwolves, Atlanta, Pacers?, 76ers if they want to get weird, Brooklyn because gently caress it, Utah to replace Hayward.....
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:52 |
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Melo would be way more enticing as a player if he's willing to play PF full-time.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:54 |
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He's not willing to play any position full time. He'll sit out most defensive possessions.TBeats posted:The great ones tell lung cancer "not today" cigar smoke doesn't go into the lungs! Mouth and throat cancer only!! Your joke is invalid!!!
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:57 |
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BWV posted:I know we're not supposed to talk about Durant being a bitch but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4caWe7cn9U both kevins played hard
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:01 |
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Important offseason news: https://twitter.com/NBAcatwatch/status/874666043301670912
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:02 |
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At least I'm going to be able to think back happily to these Warriors with the kids who are now like 8 years old and loving every minute and not a bunch of crones like you goofballs That's right I'm only hanging out with 9 year olds from now on
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:08 |
I know it's probably a slim chance but would anybody be really surprised if Kerr retired with his back issues?
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:08 |
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TBeats posted:I know it's probably a slim chance but would anybody be really surprised if Kerr retired with his back issues? I've been talking about that with a friend, and yeah, I could see him talking a (much) smaller role in the organization. I am not ready for the Mike Brown era though.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:13 |
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Marlo gonna go to golden state obv
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:17 |
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EvanTH posted:It was for 16 games for 16-0 meme reasons, which wasn't a great idea in retrospect because I forgot that there used to fewer games until relatively recently. You're an honorable man.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:18 |
The NBA draft for next year is before the MVP announcement for this year lol Why did they do it like this?
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:18 |
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A cat from the cat center could coach GSW to a title.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:19 |
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Ramadu posted:Marlo gonna go to golden state obv He needs those corners
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:21 |
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TBeats posted:I know it's probably a slim chance but would anybody be really surprised if Kerr retired with his back issues? I think there's a pretty decent chance he retires without retiring and sort of becomes a team philosophy and identity man while someone else does the day to day coaching. I feel terrible for him. He's been dealing with this botched spinal fusion for longer than it would take to get over Tuberculosis or Polio. A full 1% of Spinal fusions result in cerebrospinal fluid leaks as far as I can tell from the pubmed and 20% result in no fusion and a larger percent result in no resolution of pain, it's like dental implants or something of that nature, there's a lot spinal fusion marketing, for what's not a bulletproof or optimal procedure by any means He's hosed, unless someone is coming up with a new tech to unpop the meninges, some stem cell mesh thing, he might be hosed. I feel horrible for him. My dad's spine is totally hosed and he's agonizing over wether or not to get back surgery. The problem with being in massive pain all the time is that any chance at relief seems good, even if there's a huge chance of awful complications. https://www.spine-health.com/forum/discussion/11575/treatment/back-surgery-and-neck-surgery/spinal-fluid-leak-4-weeks-after-l4l5-discectomy Here's a thread of people complaining about how their CSF leaks never stopped after spinal surgery and their surgeons being like welp nothing I can do, wear a loving corset https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidural_blood_patch The standard treatment is really a treatment, it's not a fix, it's basically just replacing lost cerebrospinal fluid with blood The upside of having a billionaire sillicon valley owner is that he'll be able to jump the line to access whatever the latest implantable whatvever whatever bullshit is, for a chance at relief Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jun 13, 2017 |
# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:22 |
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TBeats posted:The NBA draft for next year is before the MVP announcement for this year lol To have NBA coverage during a time there is usually none.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:25 |
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yo dejan i don't have pms so ill just put this out but you let me know about ASTYM for my achilles injury like 2 weeks ago and i've been doing that poo poo at home and it is like a loving miracle i can walk almost normally now in tennis shoes w/ a heel lift, just a slight hitch in my gait and i hope to see continued improvements by the law of the desert i am your man now, ask a favor of me and u shall have it
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:28 |
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OzFactor posted:Okay, now that that's all over, let's talk about important stuff: who wants Carmelo Anthony? I mean that as a serious topic of conversation. Where does he fit? I honestly can't figure out where he can go or in what situation he would actually be a positive for a team. Is there any team that a) can take him that b) would actually need him? A Griffin-less Clippers team? We'll trade you Chandler Parsons for him.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:32 |
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TBeats posted:The NBA draft for next year is before the MVP announcement for this year lol Probably so they can have rookies at the event to market bad teams as well.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:34 |
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Ammanas posted:yo dejan i don't have pms so ill just put this out but you let me know about ASTYM for my achilles injury like 2 weeks ago and i've been doing that poo poo at home and it is like a loving miracle Hey man, that brings a tear my eye, which is very helpful to me, because all the nerves to my tear ducts from my eyes were cut so I have to use lubricating drops if I don't cry a tear of emotion. I hope it keeps working for you. My message to America: GPs can't read all the literature, surgeons get tunnel vision for things that aren't surgery, don't be afraid to search journals and then use sci-hub.cc to get a feel for what's going on in the field of your chronic health condition
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:35 |
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Dejan Bimble posted:Hey man, that brings a tear my eye, which is very helpful to me, because all the nerves to my tear ducts from my eyes were cut so I have to use lubricating drops if I don't cry a tear of emotion. I hope it keeps working for you. Also trigger point therapy, even when done carefully on yourself, can change your life. Thank you for bringing awareness of soft tissue to the masses.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:37 |
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Libertine posted:A cat from the cat center could coach GSW to a title. Mark Jackson is the only creature on the planet who couldn't coach that team to a title
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:42 |
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euphronius posted:I think the one thing I learned from that playoffs and finals is that Kevin love is really good. His 6 points in game 5 were huge
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:43 |