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Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
They had nothing to show of Metroid 4 so that thing isn't coming out for at least 3 years probably 4. Wouldn't be surprised to see a BotW situation.

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Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

THE loving MOON posted:

Yup. I think I read somewhere that the roster for FE Warriors is supposed to be bigger than any of their other not-Samurai/Dynasty Warriors games, so that's hopeful

Koei Tecmo's clarification was that it would have the largest starting roster of any of their spinoffs, which I did the math for earlier and it turns out they only need 15 characters to break that mark.

EDIT: Yeah I broke it down here.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Rad Valtar posted:

They had nothing to show of Metroid 4 so that thing isn't coming out for at least 3 years probably 4. Wouldn't be surprised to see a BotW situation.

If they BotW Metroid I will lose my loving mind

Edit: I mean this in the absolute most positive sense since I'm pretty sure BotW is the best game I've ever played

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lemming posted:

There were two Metroids today... I still can't believe it

Still reeling at this

hopeandjoy
Nov 28, 2014



hi my name is hopeandjoy and I unironiclly love the Super Mario theme song they are playing and want a full version on Youtube, like, yesterday.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Rad Valtar posted:

They had nothing to show of Metroid 4 so that thing isn't coming out for at least 3 years probably 4. Wouldn't be surprised to see a BotW situation.

That's extremely doubtful

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Lemming posted:

If they BotW Metroid I will lose my loving mind

Edit: I mean this in the absolute most positive sense since I'm pretty sure BotW is the best game I've ever played

I meant Metroid not coming out until their next console.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
oh god be careful on twitter, i saw a porn fan art of one of the rabbit villiains

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Just watched the Xenoblade 2 trailer, game looks p sweet

Do you think they'll patch in the ability to play as someone other than an obnoxious twelve-looking pipsqueak though, because even if they did know enough to give him an adult working-class-Englishman voice for the Western release, that was still the most painfully anime thing about it even counting the gigantic tits on the sword waifu

Praying for a character-creation mode :pray:

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Rad Valtar posted:

I meant Metroid not coming out until their next console.

Too late, my expectations are now so high they cannot possibly be attained

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Kurtofan posted:

oh god be careful on twitter, i saw a porn fan art of one of the rabbit villiains

Welcome to the internet

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




yeah 3 or 4 years is a lot. 4 years is BOTW territory and I doubt Nintendo would let anyone but the Zelda team go that long.

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
Man I have no idea what y'all fuckers were talking about Samus Returns not looking good, it looks like it controls fuckin' slick as hell, the melee counter is something that shoulda been in the series from the very start and we never knew it, and the quality of life improvements vis-a-vis being able to scan and see if there's hidden items around as well as mark things on your map are all extremely dope

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

Just watched the Xenoblade 2 trailer, game looks p sweet

Do you think they'll patch in the ability to play as someone other than an obnoxious twelve-looking pipsqueak though, because even if they did know enough to give him an adult working-class-Englishman voice for the Western release, that was still the most painfully anime thing about it even counting the gigantic tits on the sword waifu

Praying for a character-creation mode :pray:

No.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Woah they're playing xc2

It exists

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
XC2 gameplay? Inject that poo poo straight in to my veins.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jesus christ I felt bad enough putting the female character in bikini armor in the hour I played of Xenoblade Chronicles, looks like this one comes standard with a thong

goddamn it Japan

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


BoTW came out less than three years after it was first shown.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Mighty Dicktron posted:

Man I have no idea what y'all fuckers were talking about Samus Returns not looking good, it looks like it controls fuckin' slick as hell, the melee counter is something that shoulda been in the series from the very start and we never knew it, and the quality of life improvements vis-a-vis being able to scan and see if there's hidden items around as well as mark things on your map are all extremely dope

This and also I love love love 3D on the 3DS

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Why is Mario crossing over with a Rayman antagonist rather than Rayman

fuckin' rabbids are nothing but low-rent furry minions anyway


well then maybe there's a time-skip halfway through where he trains for five years and his balls drop, that's anime too

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

lelandjs posted:

Jesus christ I felt bad enough putting the female character in bikini armor in the hour I played of Xenoblade Chronicles, looks like this one comes standard with a thong

goddamn it Japan

It's ok, she's a sword so it's not weird

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



hopeandjoy posted:

hi my name is hopeandjoy and I unironiclly love the Super Mario theme song they are playing and want a full version on Youtube, like, yesterday.

Good News!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-GVs981uAM

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Didn't know Pokken was on wii u.

But I'm guessing no one did since me and Dave from Wisconsin are the only people who bought a Wii U.

But still, that's gotta do numbers with it coming out around the holidays.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lemming posted:

It's ok, she's a sword so it's not weird

I


wat

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
stupid sexy sword

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i guess that's what they call, a naked blade

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


loquacius posted:

Why is Mario crossing over with a Rayman antagonist rather than Rayman

fuckin' rabbids are nothing but low-rent furry minions anyway


It's the other way around. Rabbids have been around since 2006(?)

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

loquacius posted:

Just watched the Xenoblade 2 trailer, game looks p sweet

Do you think they'll patch in the ability to play as someone other than an obnoxious twelve-looking pipsqueak though, because even if they did know enough to give him an adult working-class-Englishman voice for the Western release, that was still the most painfully anime thing about it even counting the gigantic tits on the sword waifu

Praying for a character-creation mode :pray:

Christ

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Anime

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
"there's a lot of polish going on"

*zooms in on the thong*

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

loquacius posted:

Just watched the Xenoblade 2 trailer, game looks p sweet

Do you think they'll patch in the ability to play as someone other than an obnoxious twelve-looking pipsqueak though, because even if they did know enough to give him an adult working-class-Englishman voice for the Western release, that was still the most painfully anime thing about it even counting the gigantic tits on the sword waifu

Praying for a character-creation mode :pray:

Look dude, you'll take your anime and down it like medicine with the rest of us :colbert:

I'm glad he's voiced and isn't named [CharName] because that'd suck.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
can you buy upgrades for your boob socks

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008

Policenaut posted:

Koei Tecmo's clarification was that it would have the largest starting roster of any of their spinoffs, which I did the math for earlier and it turns out they only need 15 characters to break that mark.

EDIT: Yeah I broke it down here.

Huh, that's not as much as I would have figured. I bet they'll still blow those totals away though seeing as how they've got to have a fair amount of representation for all parts of the weapon triangle, and that isn't even including mages and what-not. Also I doubt that the sword-lords we've seen are going to be the only sword users, but who knows :shrug:

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Didn't Pokken outsell Street Fighter V even just being on Wii U? It will sell a ton on Switch.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Also if I'm understanding this gameplay footage correctly you can't even attack with her?

She just walks five steps behind you, half naked

this is why people don't like videogames

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


anime tiddy

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Actually to some that's a selling point.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

well why not posted:

yeah 3 or 4 years is a lot. 4 years is BOTW territory and I doubt Nintendo would let anyone but the Zelda team go that long.

As the thread angrily pointed out, Metroid isn't the big seller that Zelda, Pokemon, and whatever are. It's not going to be a $100M game in development for 5 years.

It'll cost under $15M easily and have maybe 18-24 months development time, max.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
This looks awesome

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Look dude, you'll take your anime and down it like medicine with the rest of us :colbert:

I'm glad he's voiced and isn't named [CharName] because that'd suck.

Yeah, again the adult voice was an excellent localization choice but I wish they'd coupled it with a different model for the Western release too, like they did with the first NIER game, because Papa Nier ruled

lelandjs posted:

Also if I'm understanding this gameplay footage correctly you can't even attack with her?

She just walks five steps behind you, half naked

this is why people don't like videogames

yeah this will not go over well with the American Internet scene

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