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Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
r e c o l l e c t i o n

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


sucks how partisan politics are now cuz this'd own way harder if everyone dunked on sesh.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
here comes the softballs

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Republican up, everyone take a break for 5

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Loel posted:

Man, sessions is coming out of this hella incompetent if nothing else.

I recall nothing, my subordinates told me nothing, I dont know any of my boss' views.
and he will recommend the firing his of his subordinates before taking corrective action

Ghetto SuperCzar
Feb 20, 2005


If he is continually feigning he doesn't remember, isn't that hinting that he doesn't know what they have on him and doesn't want to perjure himself?

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
He's giving such rambling answers to what should be easy questions

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Maybe your own Alzheimer's has caused you to forget William Jefferson Clinton's hilarious lack of specific recall.

Maybe it's a Jefferson thing

I was 7 when that testimony happened

And I would argue that is more dyslexia than Alzheimers

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Groovelord Neato posted:

weird turned out i was right lol i made fun of him cuz he was wrong and dumb.

:lol:

http://www.formsofaddress.info/attorney_general.html

You dumb mother fucker who thinks he somehow knows better than people who do this for a living.

By the way, it is common to shorten these things, ESPECIALLY in the military

Boon fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jun 13, 2017

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



aware of dog posted:

He's giving such rambling answers to what should be easy questions

Gotta run out the clock

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

aware of dog posted:

He's giving such rambling answers to what should be easy questions

times questioning. more time = less questions

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Is there a single thing in the Steele Dossier that has been "thoroughly discredited"? I thought we had confirmation of everything except the piss tape and nothing was wrong that we knew of.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

sessions just completely didn't answer the question there, i want that transcript

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Very carefully did not state that no one served as a surrogate in regards to speaking to the Russians, just that he didn't.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The dossier has been largely discredited.

Is that so you loving dipshit

Ghetto SuperCzar
Feb 20, 2005


Is there a game clock on these things? Are they time limited? That seems kind of silly.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Boon posted:

:lol:

http://www.formsofaddress.info/attorney_general.html

You dumb mother fucker who thinks he somehow knows better than people who do this for a living.

By the way, it is common to shorten these things, ESPECIALLY general, admiral, etc...

are you trolling? that proved me right.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
"Would you repeat back this statement that I am giving to you right now for the purpose of right wing media?"

"I absolutely will"

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
And I..huh...have no hesitation to say this. Yep, not at all.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"Unfiltered by what the media's gonna put out"

I'm enjoying that I can figure out what party each person is just by their stupid loving sentences.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Ghetto SuperCzar posted:

Is there a game clock on these things? Are they time limited? That seems kind of silly.

10 minutes for some people, 5 minutes for others.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


berserker posted:

"Would you repeat back this statement that I am giving to you right now for the purpose of right wing media?"

"I absolutely will"

lol basically

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
So this is basically the Comey hearing if Comey were a total hack?

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

Loel posted:

10 minutes for some people, 5 minutes for others.

10 for chair and vice chair, then everyone after gets 5

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Holy poo poo that look right there at the last question.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

hahahaha the senator just was like of course you'd have quit the campaign if there was collusion and sessions, in a rare fit of honesty, was like "well...maybe"

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Groovelord Neato posted:

are you trolling? that proved me right.

You are actually stupid, eh?

quote:

Attorneys confirm that attorneys general and solicitors general are addressed and referred to as General (Surname) in courtroom settings. He says in federal and state supreme and appellate court proceedings you will see references in court documents to attorney generals as General (Surname). This makes sense
A law librarian at the Library of Congress did some research on this at my request and confirms in oral arguments, court documents record the Attorney General and Solicitor General as "Gen. (full name), Esq."

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I absolutely don't believe he hasn't been asked to do an illegal thing. Even if it was a joking statement. Hell, I bet we've got one on tape already.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Holy poo poo that look right there at the last question.

Looked like he saw death. What was the question?

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
How bad do we think Tom Cotton's questioning will be.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
DAAAMN

"Has the President asked you to do anything unlawful or illegal since you got the job"

Glad that's on the loving record right there

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Loel posted:

Looked like he saw death. What was the question?

Basically "have you been asked to do anything illegal since being appointed"

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

evilweasel posted:

hahahaha the senator just was like of course you'd have quit the campaign if there was collusion and sessions, in a rare fit of honesty, was like "well...maybe"
That was great. Here is this gimme of a question and he loving answers 'maybe'

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







here's feinstein to accidentally reveal evidence

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Very carefully did not state that no one served as a surrogate in regards to speaking to the Russians, just that he didn't.

yeah, that was so careful that he was trying to avoid admitting something and so I want to figure out exactly what

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Answering a Democrat, so time to revert back to half-speed cadence

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

well..

uh..

*pause*

WITH

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Did he just pull a Spicer and said the President's statements speaks for themselves?

loving hell twice.

Is he gonna get mad at JONATHAN next?

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Answering a Democrat, so time to revert back to half-speed cadence

Behold my stand, 『Sweet Home Alabama』 ! All time now moves at half speed, except for the clock!

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Sesssions looks so transparently crooked that he probably needs his servants to screw his pants on every morning.

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