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DaChurl: Nov 9, 2011; I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

Azhais posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p2ZL26r.mp4

I will take the one on the right who will not be deterred from licking the child's face. Please and thank you.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:34

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# ? May 27, 2024 21:23

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

davidspackage posted:

Let him go, you bastards*! Take me, take me!

_{*not sure if they're bastards or thoroughbreds}

I don't think dogs can get married.

ADAB

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:37

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Azhais posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p2ZL26r.mp4

Needs a YOU DIED or a WASTED at the end of it

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:38

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/shibacentraI/status/874717685002665985

# ? Jun 13, 2017 21:32

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpY0mYifH7I

# ? Jun 13, 2017 22:28

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

StrixNebulosa posted:

https://twitter.com/BabyAnimalsPic/status/874532975160864768

Sir, that's a hamster.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 23:40

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

We Know Catheters posted:

Sir, that's a hamster.

well yeah, that's why it isn't working.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 23:44

Rated PG-34: Jul 1, 2004

Hamsters have a better union

# ? Jun 14, 2017 00:18

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Azhais posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p2ZL26r.mp4

Miss Johnson, send in the puppies!

# ? Jun 14, 2017 01:42

JEEVES420: Feb 16, 2005; The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Kennel posted:

I don't think dogs can get married.

ADAB

My male dog has had female visitors drat near every placed I lived. Only one was allowed to take his rope and other toys, she ended up staying (showed horrible signs of abuse, didn't even bother looking for previous owners). I'd say moving in and taking all your toys is marriage.

# ? Jun 14, 2017 02:22

Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/874799828148137985

# ? Jun 14, 2017 02:47

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWYCoBiTnA0

Today I learned something important about tortoises :3:

# ? Jun 14, 2017 03:15

JackMann: Aug 11, 2010; Secure. Contain. Protect.; Fallen Rib

Just got back from deployment, and I've now been reunited with my kitty cats. Here are a couple of pictures of Jessie, who's demanding three months worth of pets and scritches and snuggles:

I'd stopped petting her to take the pictures, so she got up and started kneading my belly until I began petting her again.

# ? Jun 14, 2017 03:50

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

# ? Jun 14, 2017 04:36

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

bobjr posted:

"Got you, you little bastar- OH. poo poo." :catstare:

# ? Jun 14, 2017 04:42

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

I guess that's more friendly than this cat:

http://i.imgur.com/FE3w9xc.gifv

# ? Jun 14, 2017 04:50

MutantBlue: Jun 8, 2001

That cat is nicer than this cat:

# ? Jun 14, 2017 05:15

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

And this cat is ~~nicer~~ more lethargic than that cat:
http://i.imgur.com/T0F3JVt.mp4

# ? Jun 14, 2017 08:04

Neon Noodle: Nov 11, 2016; there's nothing wrong here in montana

Perestroika posted:

And this cat is ~~nicer~~ more lethargic than that cat:
http://i.imgur.com/T0F3JVt.mp4

That puppy could not possibly be real :3:

# ? Jun 14, 2017 14:30

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://streamable.com/erfgr
Don't think it's possible to embed clips from that site

E: ooh!
https://cf-e2.streamablevideo.com/video/mp4/erfgr.mp4?token=1497448288-Dj4bdvMBIHRuCAoJc9vlOHtCG%2FOwGnNCc7rkWtYpjtI%3D

Sininu has a new favorite as of 14:54 on Jun 14, 2017

# ? Jun 14, 2017 14:49

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Azhais posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p2ZL26r.mp4

super mario odyssey looking good

# ? Jun 14, 2017 15:03

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Looking for a clip of a shark during a baseball game today gave me these:
Guy knows what his brother's favorite snack is

Players decide to make the best of snow delaying the game

Maybe more fit for the schad thread, but there's something adorable about the way thunder makes everyone freak and grab the nearest person to them.

And the shark story in question
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article156073634.html

By the by, leopard sharks are pretty cute too.

# ? Jun 14, 2017 15:51

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

kinmik posted:

So happy to receive pets.

# ? Jun 14, 2017 15:53

my cat is norris: Mar 11, 2010; #onecallcat

X-posting myself from the foster thread:

my cat is norris posted:

KIRK! He is tiny, he is clumsy, he is clingy as velcro:

On the first night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oar1JwEciyA

On the third day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6G9ysdTaI

Day four:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0rPnYxE8wo

And now he and Geki are inseparable playbuddies.

He's a good boy, but very, very clingy. We had a rough night last night because he kept shrieking up a storm from his playpen and just would NOT settle down to sleep unless he was on the bed with us. Made things interesting for me because I had to make sure he could find his litter box and food bowl whenever he appeared to need them. Still, he's a cute little guy, and we're enjoying his company.

# ? Jun 14, 2017 21:02

Horsey McHorseface: Jun 5, 2017

my cat is norris posted:

X-posting myself from the foster thread:

Aw, Kirk looks like a good kitty. :3:

# ? Jun 14, 2017 21:28

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

I really like your big ol' orangecat :kimchi:

# ? Jun 15, 2017 01:45

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Various cats vs the king of fruits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM071mERCeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjjDS11gPbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDL-W0621sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdY1yH6ocAg

# ? Jun 15, 2017 01:54

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 15, 2017 02:01

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

my cat is norris posted:

X-posting myself from the foster thread:

That first video stars Geki's big ol' orange butt and it's wonderfully fuzzy.

Is that Norris having an existential crisis in the third video?

# ? Jun 15, 2017 02:19

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

A family cat went missing a year ago. It just went walkabout and is now back home.

After enjoying a bacon sandwich.

and making some dog friends

Finally back with family

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:24

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

That cat has seen some poo poo, and also grown an awesome mane

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:11

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Cat is all "the thing about being a feral cat is that it actually kind of loving sucks, now give me another sandwich".

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:53

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

His family, indeed all of us, will never know the apocalyptic horror he spent the last year battling, the grand adventure upon which he embarked that saved us and our world from oblivion.

Good cat.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 08:48

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

IMJack posted:

His family, indeed all of us, will never know the apocalyptic horror he spent the last year battling, the grand adventure upon which he embarked that saved us and our world from oblivion.

Good cat.

Probably several thousand native animals. D: still a cute rear end cat though

# ? Jun 15, 2017 10:52

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/DarkestKale/status/875279305688850433

https://twitter.com/yucococafe/status/875208932322557952

StrixNebulosa has a new favorite as of 12:32 on Jun 15, 2017

# ? Jun 15, 2017 11:19

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Bogan King posted:

That's a level 20 cat

# ? Jun 15, 2017 12:47

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Bogan King posted:

A family cat went missing a year ago. It just went walkabout and is now back home.

After enjoying a bacon sandwich.

and making some dog friends

Finally back with family

IMJack posted:

His family, indeed all of us, will never know the apocalyptic horror he spent the last year battling, the grand adventure upon which he embarked that saved us and our world from oblivion.

Good cat.

When a Cat is called to join the Great Rabbit Crusades, they leave no goodbyes and take only their pride with them. They hunt and destroy the rodents that plague the farms and homes of Man far from their great cities, never seeking thanks or affection, only doing what is needed. When their time in the Crusade is done, they will finally seek out Man's assistance so they might return home while another Cat heeds their own call to the Crusades and ventures forth to glory in the Outback :black101: