|
nigga crab pollock posted:...actually i think i almost had sex with her once but got interrupted gently caress! Run!
|
# ? May 25, 2017 16:45 |
|
|
# ? May 13, 2024 09:55 |
|
Machai posted:Depends. Did you make an account? you can browse the profiles without even registering
|
# ? May 25, 2017 21:23 |
|
nigga crab pollock posted:the entirety of that relationship she would invite me out on dates and then frame them to not be a dates, and do things that you would assume are signs of someone who likes another person but were Definitely Not. i had slept with her multiple times but not the sex kind, the kind that makes you feel like printer goon. actually i think i almost had sex with her once but got interrupted and after that she very conspicuously spent all of her effort on her ex boyfriend she purported to hate When I had once been out of state for like a year and came back she was super-excited to see me, and we ended up making out, and that eventually turned into her totally naked while we were fooling around and she was definitely not indicating anything was off-limits. But then I made the mistake of starting to unzip my pants, and she instantly pulled away and was like "I don't know what you thought this was, but you need to leave." In hindsight, I still do not know what that was. We are still on fine terms, but I have the feeling if I asked her what that was all about she would probably just say it never happened.
|
# ? May 27, 2017 17:04 |
|
Girl I'm with meets some guy she knows & basically ignores me for 30 minutes, so I call a cab & I'm home sipping on Patron with Rick & Morty for 40 minutes before I get the phone call. ISABELLA: "Your home?" GB: "Yep, how's your date going?" ISABELLA: "blah blah blah you don't understand" GB: "....uh-huh" Next day she calls to invite me over, she's wearing a little black dress & serves me fresh carrot cake. She says I can do whatever I want to her. GB: "Anal it is then" I proceed to gently caress her in the rear end for 20 minutes before just passes out after orgasm. After making sure she still breathing, I get up & wipe my cock on her window treatment & leave. I hate carrot cake.
|
# ? May 27, 2017 19:24 |
|
I would ask you to source your quotes but we all recognize that as 2005 Tucker Max
|
# ? May 27, 2017 20:03 |
|
When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing butts are where poops come from
|
# ? May 27, 2017 20:05 |
|
Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing It just doesn't make no gat dang SENSE.
|
# ? May 27, 2017 20:06 |
|
Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing 10/10 user name&post combo
|
# ? May 27, 2017 20:07 |
|
Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing Look at this idiot. Point and laugh
|
# ? May 27, 2017 20:09 |
|
Yo butt ain't made for that!!!
|
# ? May 27, 2017 20:12 |
|
Anne Whateley posted:I would ask you to source your quotes but we all recognize that as 2005 Tucker Max https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjlJMpFomM8
|
# ? May 27, 2017 20:14 |
|
Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing thats kinda hot
|
# ? May 27, 2017 20:20 |
|
Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing Look at this child.
|
# ? May 27, 2017 21:27 |
|
You're supposed to tongue-punch the dirt hole, not gently caress it.
|
# ? May 28, 2017 00:13 |
|
Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing
|
# ? May 28, 2017 02:13 |
|
same post, different poster, same post/name combo
|
# ? May 28, 2017 02:46 |
|
Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing It's "forbidden" and often times hurts so of course douchebags think it's awesome in and of itself
|
# ? May 28, 2017 02:48 |
|
I'm confused by the robotussin sex house story. I used to use robotussin a lot and it's impossible to feel aroused or have an orgasm for like 6-12 hours after coming down in my experience.
|
# ? May 28, 2017 16:08 |
|
Let's resurrect this thread. I went on a date once with a half-Irish girl, back in the days before Tinder. She was at least 20 pounds over what her profile said and her picture was taken from a very flattering angle. However, she swore like a sailor and had a lot of good stories to tell, so I had a good time but felt no attraction. After a couple of hours I went to pay the bill for our cups of coffee (this was also before online feminism was a thing), and when I came back to the table she was stuffing the spoons from the table and the saucers from the cups into her purse. So I asked her to please not steal so obviously, to which she rolled her eyes and said "Fiiiiiine...". She put back the spoons and saucers, though. Outside, she called a cab and asked me to join her. I declined politely and went in for a friendly hug goodbye. She went in for a kiss, I turned my head away and it was all very awkward. My next date from that site couldn't stop talking about this army helicopter pilot she had met on a road trip and how much FUN they had had all the time and now he wasn't returning her calls. I went home and deleted my profile after that one.
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 16:50 |
|
Had my worst date last night; her husband showed up.
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 16:51 |
Martha Stewart Undying posted:Had my worst date last night; her husband showed up. what was his name
|
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:53 |
|
What is a date
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:56 |
SuperSlacker posted:What is a date Something awful
|
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:01 |
|
Martha Stewart Undying posted:Had my worst date last night; her husband showed up. So how was the threeway?
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:02 |
|
Machai posted:Something awful I see thanks
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:08 |
|
My friend met up with a girl he used to date a couple years back at school. After the date she asked where he wanted to go and he said, "let's tear up your place" but she said they couldn't because her sister was visiting. He didn't have a place to go because he just got back in town and was sleeping in his car. So she suggested the beach. He had a blanket and pillows already so they're just looking up at the stars talking about camera exposures and how hard it is to get decent shots with a phone camera and he feels her hand slide across his belt. At first he thought she was just adjusting the blanket but the pressure from her fingers moving around was definitely downward. He thought AWESOME and the sound of the water crashing into the sand and the breeze heightened the experience. Then he felt the sand. As he got harder and she kept stroking the grits seemed to get bigger. I'm sorry. ut that's all he told me I don't know how it ended.
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 23:37 |
|
Drink less.
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 23:42 |
|
Reduce saturated fat intake Wait I'm sorry what are we doing right now?
|
# ? Jun 13, 2017 23:47 |
|
Barudak posted:So how was the threeway? It legit was an invitation to cuckold him. I said no. His name was Terry.
|
# ? Jun 14, 2017 00:10 |
|
Martha Stewart Undying posted:It legit was an invitation to cuckold him. I said no. His name was Terry. You could have been a gbs superstar...
|
# ? Jun 14, 2017 00:24 |
|
Elsa posted:My friend met up with a girl he used to date a couple years back at school. After the date she asked where he wanted to go and he said, "let's tear up your place" but she said they couldn't because her sister was visiting. He didn't have a place to go because he just got back in town and was sleeping in his car. So she suggested the beach. it is incredibly dumb to go on a date if you don't have an actual dwelling to bring them back to.
|
# ? Jun 14, 2017 00:26 |
|
Groovelord Neato posted:it is incredibly dumb to go on a date if you don't have an actual dwelling to bring them back to. -don't defeat yourself -that's when it gets exciting -don't tell them where you live anyway
|
# ? Jun 14, 2017 00:33 |
|
|
# ? May 13, 2024 09:55 |
|
The older married woman thing where they go crazy and threaten suicide when you leave them, because they tell you they are married? Classic. I hope she isn't died.
|
# ? Jun 20, 2017 12:16 |