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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Hey now



Post the rest

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Needs a You Died at the end of it.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

FactsAreUseless posted:

Sharing this because I legitimately like it a lot and hope it succeeds. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938381503

Believe it or not there's already an infographic-based puzzle platformer on Steam called Metrico, I've never played it but I've heard it's good.

Warboot
Dec 13, 2012

Snuff films...Ya know, for kids!

exploded mummy posted:

This looks better than Banzai Pecan

Awww My friends really worked hard on that game. They made it in collage. And yes it always looked that bad.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Warboot posted:

Awww My friends really worked hard on that game. They made it in collage. And yes it always looked that bad.

They worked on Banzai Pecan or on Castle Werewolf 3D?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
gently caress i keep replying to this thread instead of month chat :v:

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 25 hours!
So, Steam's Upcoming Releases has what look like a bunch of soft-core pornos listed.

No body gives a poo poo anymore.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Nucleic Acids posted:

So, Steam's Upcoming Releases has what look like a bunch of soft-core pornos listed.

No body gives a poo poo anymore.
It's not soft-core with the patch.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

That no title butt game got removed right? Steam is community curated at this point.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

That no title butt game got removed right? Steam is community curated at this point.

Nope, it's still there. They only pulled it down temporarily. http://store.steampowered.com/app/575550/Hell_Girls/

Warboot
Dec 13, 2012

Snuff films...Ya know, for kids!

FirstAidKite posted:

They worked on Banzai Pecan or on Castle Werewolf 3D?

Banzai Pecan

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Regrettable posted:

Nope, it's still there. They only pulled it down temporarily. http://store.steampowered.com/app/575550/Hell_Girls/

They just removed the most blatantly porny screen shots from the store page. Which was apparently enough for Valve.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Warboot posted:

Banzai Pecan

I remember trying that game and then more or less immediately regretting that decision

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



short jortman

edit: wrong thread

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm sorry

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

I don't think that sounds like a very good game, probably belongs here.

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


The Mineirinho DLC just literally has Beach Boys songs as level themes.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

I dont know posted:

They just removed the most blatantly porny screen shots from the store page. Which was apparently enough for Valve.

And changed the store banner so it's not a butt without text any more.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

quote:

The Butcher is a psychological quick time event railway game.

If you like the feeling and noise, dying animals do, That could be the perfect experience for you.

quote:

The Chinese city Chinatown is known as drug stronghold.
You are Marius and New in the city. Build Your own dealer network
and see how Your money is day by day increasing.
Be the king of Chinatown.

quote:

After the horryfying Geochache trip, you will have to deal with the consequences after surviving in the Bricksfield area.
Your dayly life is filled with Flashbacks and Fear. Moving to another city and a quieter area might be a way to finally find inner peace... But the Past always remains and it will come back to haunt you...


quote:

The reason we decided to put it up here is that we think it meets the quality standard expected of a Steam game

quote:

Gilded combines the finest elements of a JRPG with a narrative that redefines the genre.

quote:

the first in an episode set featuring:
* two hours of mystery solving and entertainment
* different outfit choices throughout the game

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I'm giving this its own post, because there is not one single word, sound, or picture in it that I do not hate. Nothing about this is good.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Saw this in the upcoming games tab.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/640310/DriveBy_Hero/

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Warboot posted:

Banzai Pecan

:sever:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Xelkelvos posted:

Needs a You Died at the end of it.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Palpek posted:

I was wondering what happened to that dog, good to see that after all those traumatic experiences he found a good home.



F

F to Greenlight as well.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Hmm. Is Dungeonmans the funnier one between it and Tales of Maj'Eyal?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Jamfrost posted:

Hmm. Is Dungeonmans the funnier one between it and Tales of Maj'Eyal?

Yes. ToME isn't really a comedic game.

(That said Dungeonmans doesn't have much in the way of writing - once you get going you can ignore a lot of it, assuming you despise the humor.)

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
^ Thanks!
-
I'll now point out this game that has an excellent title and popped up in my queue: http://store.steampowered.com/app/649740/CRAFT_BATTLE_SIMULATOR/

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


A bit late but holy poo poo it's real. But it's not an adventure game styled to look like a 16 bit JRPG anymore?

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

super sweet best pal posted:

A bit late but holy poo poo it's real. But it's not an adventure game styled to look like a 16 bit JRPG anymore?

That's the other bob's game. The RPG bob's game is about making and playing the puzzle bob's game.

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
Yesterday Valve bulk-approved "many" of the 3400 games awaiting their fate on Steam Greenlight.

Oh dear

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I see a lot of material coming to this thread in months to come.

HeartNotes3
Jun 25, 2013
I got sucked into reading the wikipedia article on "bob's game" and I am so confused right now.

Is the game actually coming to Steam though?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

HeartNotes3 posted:

I got sucked into reading the wikipedia article on "bob's game" and I am so confused right now.
Why? How bad could it b

Wikipedia posted:

Pelloni first got the idea of creating Bob's Game from watching his brother play Dragon Warrior, whose story, he said, he found confusing.
:crossarms:

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Oh, you lucky ones who weren't around when that dipshit would register sock puppet accounts to write paragraphs about his lovely non existent game.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Fond memories of that Youtube video that was him squeezing his crotch at the camera.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tobermory posted:

That's the other bob's game. The RPG bob's game is about making and playing the puzzle bob's game.

Oh wow bob's game. Man that was a descent into insanity.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

raditts posted:

Oh, you lucky ones who weren't around when that dipshit would register sock puppet accounts to write paragraphs about his lovely non existent game.

Is this in the goldmine?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Palpek posted:

Lmao these people don't give a gently caress anymore. Just create some garbage, literally name it trash, write some random poo poo and throw that dumpster fire on Steam for 2 people to buy it. Who cares.

Uncompromising Trash





SAVE YOU LIVE

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



One of the requirements for the awful game jam this year should be getting the game on Steam Greenlight. :v:

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

well then nobody's going to win because greenlight is done


e: Thought I was in a different thread everyone here already knows that

Owl Inspector fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 16, 2017

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