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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Constellation posting should be a probatable offense.

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

cowboy elvis posted:

Constellation posting should be a probatable offense.

Yeah, the beauty overshadows the rest of the aircraft pictures ITT.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Mazz posted:

I highly doubt NG would bother with something like that since it's worth so little and any reporting on it would loving murder them. The political fallout from dealing with countries like North Korea or Iran in this political climate isn't worth a couple million in parts sales.

The weirdest, but remotely possible scenario is that Russia handed them original plans (or even hardware) acquired via the KGB.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

slidebite posted:

I also heard an interview from someone who was in the SR program about the retirement and the guy basically said all of the ones on display had major airframe structures cut.. stuff like spars. I think he said the one in U-H is possibly the only one that isn't hacked in some way but wasn't positive.

The Smithsonian only accepts completely intact donations to its collection, so I could believe that the SR-71 they have is the closest to flyable.

Incidentally, because of that requirement, the Smithsonian also has the world's only remaining functional EV-1.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

also re. Constellations please remember the distinction made in the OP

Finger Prince posted:

This is a Lockheed L-049 Constellation, or 'connie'. It is a decent looking, well proportioned airplane.




This is a Lockheed L-1049 Super Constellation, aka 'what the princess will look like once Dr. Schlotkins gives her back her old nose'. It looks like the penis of some animal.



Bear this in mind for the bi-weekly "connie is :syoon:/connie is :barf:" arguments

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

No, all Constellations are beautiful.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

MrChips posted:

No, all Constellations are beautiful.

Find for me a flattering picture of a Warning Star.

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous

Ardeem posted:

Find for me a flattering picture of a Warning Star.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

cowboy elvis posted:

Hating the Constellation should be a probatable offense.
Fixed

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Kebbins posted:

I understand that these are english words but they can't possibly mean anything.

This is wishful thinking on the level of teenage russian youtube commenters.

I'm in my 30s and not Russian :argh:

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
I think the Super Constellation is cooler looking, honestly. The Snoopy radar-dome nose is adorable.

wzm
Dec 12, 2004


I think this is "Lil Monster", one of Curtis Pitts' racers, but the FAA doesn't have the tail number in their records any more.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

wzm posted:



I think this is "Lil Monster", one of Curtis Pitts' racers, but the FAA doesn't have the tail number in their records any more.

It outran the law. :clint:

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble

Sagebrush posted:

The Smithsonian only accepts completely intact donations to its collection, so I could believe that the SR-71 they have is the closest to flyable.

Incidentally, because of that requirement, the Smithsonian also has the world's only remaining functional EV-1.

The SR-71 at Udvar Hazy flew to Dulles for inclusion in the museum (13 years before the museum was actually built, it was stored in a hangar at Dulles) while setting a speed record on the way there. I assume the Smithsonian did not cheese hole the frame for safe keeping after they got the keys.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




Unfortunately it's just part of some really cool concept art by E wo kaku Peter
https://www.artstation.com/artist/peter6409

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Humphreys posted:



Unfortunately it's just part of some really cool concept art by E wo kaku Peter
https://www.artstation.com/artist/peter6409

Replace "George Lucas" with "Disney" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0K8qKtsBg

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Humphreys posted:



Unfortunately it's just part of some really cool concept art by E wo kaku Peter
https://www.artstation.com/artist/peter6409

Live action crimson skies reboot looking good

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

drunkill posted:

No need for jato when it already shoots flames: https://youtu.be/taU6qu5pXBo

:smaug:

Made some gifs just for this thread because I bet none of you clicked the link and you should all be ashamed.

http://i.imgur.com/BRtBZ3W.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/2A1IJQv.gifv

And from another slowmo video of theirs from the same airshow. Prolick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMNFuLDWAMo

http://i.imgur.com/AXUh9fV.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/4nhEvso.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/L4EfcH3.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/JWiFnH6.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/ish4ZBR.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/d3uoLks.gifv

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
So did the flight crew have to gently remind everyone that the engine is normally on fire?

marumaru
May 20, 2013



cowboy elvis posted:

A loaded group of collectors/restoration facility needs to spend countless millions making an SR-71 flyable.

Carth Dookie posted:

X-70


God dammit Musk. Get ON that poo poo. :argh:

I am Inacio and I approve this message

Fast planes best planes, 1v1 me on this

Kebbins
Apr 9, 2017

BRAK LIVES MATTER

Frinkahedron posted:

The SR-71 at Udvar Hazy flew to Dulles for inclusion in the museum (13 years before the museum was actually built, it was stored in a hangar at Dulles) while setting a speed record on the way there. I assume the Smithsonian did not cheese hole the frame for safe keeping after they got the keys.

Not only was the plane never cut up, but the interior of the plane was sealed and controlled.





I'm sure the fuel tanks are a complete mess, however.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

Lets try to approximate where the CG would be on this. What fun!

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Kebbins posted:

Not only was the plane never cut up, but the interior of the plane was sealed and controlled.





I'm sure the fuel tanks are a complete mess, however.

I'm always amazed at how loving tiny the SR-71 is compared to what I imagine it to be like.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Not sure how big you thought the SR was, but I don't think I'd call it tiny. It's a little over 107' long. To put it in perspective, that puts it just under a 737-700 in length.

Kebbins
Apr 9, 2017

BRAK LIVES MATTER

Inacio posted:

I'm always amazed at how loving tiny the SR-71 is compared to what I imagine it to be like.

Not XB-70-sized by any means...


But certainly not "small."


Another reminder of how loving beefy the F-15 is...

marumaru
May 20, 2013








I know it's not, but I always imagine it's the size of the XB-70.

I made a (possibly incorrect) Photoshop size comparison, and it really is small compared to the Valkyrie.



And since I had fun doing that:

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

drunkill posted:

No need for jato when it already shoots flames: https://youtu.be/taU6qu5pXBo

:smaug:

this is a good fuckin' video

maybe not a good video for fuckin' but I don't judge bloops too harshly on that

Kebbins posted:

Another reminder of how loving beefy the F-15 is...

a production F-16XL would've been way cooler than these new F-16s with the conformal shoulder tanks. I'm sure there are many good reasons why they chose the tanks but I also still hold a grudge over the YF-23 sooooo


Psion fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jun 14, 2017

Kebbins
Apr 9, 2017

BRAK LIVES MATTER

Psion posted:


a production F-16XL would've been way cooler than these new F-16s with the conformal shoulder tanks. I'm sure there are many good reasons why they chose the tanks but I also still hold a grudge over the YF-23 sooooo

There were times when I felt like the fanboying over the YF-23 borders on Avro Arrow territory, but then I listened to the Penninsula Seniors video on the YF-23. Northrop took it really hard and they were super salty about LockMart releasing pointless glamor shots of the YF-22 firing missiles and AoA testing.

One of the coolest parts of the video imo was when they talk about thrust vectoring and how it wasn't needed at all on the YF-23 because the all-moving tail fins were so loving huge. The speaker then shows a diagram that illustrates the surface area of the tail fins compared to the surface area of the wings, and the realization is that the plane really just has 4 wings.

They also discuss how the fuselage was boxier than it needed to be because the initial request from the air force was that the ATF needed to stop in 2,000 feet of runway, necessitating thrust reversers. The USAF then rescinded that requirement and Northrop didn't bother resizing the fuselage.

Also of interest is that the developers of the YF-23 considered the avionics and sensor suite to be more revolutionary than the plane itself. He says a few times that the airframe only represented half of what they accomplished with the prototypes.

Lastly, one of the speakers is a test pilot who got to fly both of the planes (which apparently you're not allowed to do because who needs to compare that kind of experience? /s) and he underhandedly states that the YF-23 knocked the 22 out of the goddamn park.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Kebbins posted:

Not XB-70-sized by any means...


Man, the non-lengthened Starlifter was a good looking plane. When they made it longer, they made it much more awkward looking.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Kebbins posted:

There were times when I felt like the fanboying over the YF-23 borders on Avro Arrow territory, but then I listened to the Penninsula Seniors video on the YF-23. Northrop took it really hard and they were super salty about LockMart releasing pointless glamor shots of the YF-22 firing missiles and AoA testing.

One of the coolest parts of the video imo was when they talk about thrust vectoring and how it wasn't needed at all on the YF-23 because the all-moving tail fins were so loving huge. The speaker then shows a diagram that illustrates the surface area of the tail fins compared to the surface area of the wings, and the realization is that the plane really just has 4 wings.

They also discuss how the fuselage was boxier than it needed to be because the initial request from the air force was that the ATF needed to stop in 2,000 feet of runway, necessitating thrust reversers. The USAF then rescinded that requirement and Northrop didn't bother resizing the fuselage.

Also of interest is that the developers of the YF-23 considered the avionics and sensor suite to be more revolutionary than the plane itself. He says a few times that the airframe only represented half of what they accomplished with the prototypes.

Lastly, one of the speakers is a test pilot who got to fly both of the planes (which apparently you're not allowed to do because who needs to compare that kind of experience? /s) and he underhandedly states that the YF-23 knocked the 22 out of the goddamn park.

That's crazy if the -23 was such a performer considering the Raptor might as have come from outer space.

Kebbins
Apr 9, 2017

BRAK LIVES MATTER

cowboy elvis posted:

That's crazy if the -23 was such a performer considering the Raptor might as have come from outer space.

The greatest loss of our generation is not seeing the YF-23 going through the same goony prototype-to-sciencefiction superwar fighter that the YF-22 went through as it hit production.

One can only imagine how loving amazing it would look with a gold cockpit...

Sperglord
Feb 6, 2016
My thoughts about the YF-23 versus the YF-22 debate can be summarized as this: do the NGAD concepts look more like a YF-23 or a YF-22? So far, all the concepts are more like the YF-23, clearly big aircraft, with large wings, a very shallow (if any) tailfin, and none of the high dynamic-Q boxiness of the F-22.

The YF-23 is just better suited for the future of air combat than the YF-22.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Maybe, but the YF-22 was just so much more expensive *advanced* at a time when a lot of field grade and flag officers were getting ready to trade up to cushy corporate jobs. The YF-23 incorporated some off-the-shelf parts from existing airframes. It's almost like Northrop was trying to save taxpayers money and hated America by denying some glorified shack in Iowa the privilege of making a custom screw for a completely new landing gear strut!

It's cool, though - I'm sure they learned their lesson about being logical and reasonable just in time to start building the B-21. :v:

Also, new Major Kong article on big planes: http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/6/13/1670828/-The-Big-Guys

Heh: "The easiest way to tell an Antonov from a C-5 is the C-5 has a T-tail while Antonov has a conventional tail. You can also tell a C-5 by the fact that it’s usually sitting on the ramp with a bunch of maintenance people working on it. If you see four C-5’s and three are up on jacks, it means they ran out of jacks."

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jun 14, 2017

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

MikeCrotch posted:

Live action crimson skies reboot looking good

I would pay so much money to see this become reality. gently caress.


Goddammit somebody make a new Crimson Skies game for the PC. :(

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The aircraft that was a lot bigger than I expected it to be was the B-1B

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


As a small note, the Boeing Dreamlifter is only called Giant because that's the registered callsign for Atlas Air, who operates the BLCFs under contract for Boeing.

Their normal 744s and 748s use the same callsign.

:spergin:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Maybe, but the YF-22 was just so much more expensive *advanced* at a time when a lot of field grade and flag officers were getting ready to trade up to cushy corporate jobs. The YF-23 incorporated some off-the-shelf parts from existing airframes. It's almost like Northrop was trying to save taxpayers money and hated America by denying some glorified shack in Iowa the privilege of making a custom screw for a completely new landing gear strut!

It's cool, though - I'm sure they learned their lesson about being logical and reasonable just in time to start building the B-21. :v:

Remember though that the YF-23 was a joint Northrop/McDonnell-Douglas project, and in the late 1980s and early 1990s, both those companies weren't exactly in anyone's good books at the Pentagon, what with the overruns on the B-2 and the A-12 fiasco.

cephalopods
Aug 11, 2013

I went to the Air Zoo last week and the first thing you're confronted with when you walk in is an F-14. I'd never seen one before and had no idea they were so big. Wiki says they're similar sizes but it seemed a hell of a lot bigger than an F4, but I couldn't directly compare because theirs is languishing in the east campus with all the cool stuff (SR71b excepted).

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Terrible Robot posted:

I would pay so much money to see this become reality. gently caress.


Goddammit somebody make a new Crimson Skies game for the PC. :(

Let me tell you about this LP:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815107&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

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two_beer_bishes
Jun 27, 2004

MrYenko posted:

As a small note, the Boeing Dreamlifter is only called Giant because that's the registered callsign for Atlas Air, who operates the BLCFs under contract for Boeing.

Their normal 744s and 748s use the same callsign.

:spergin:

767s too :spergin:

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