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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


iSimian posted:

Don't worry. According to the insurance agency "The fire will mainly be picked up by Protector's reinsurance program and will, from what we know at the moment, have negligible influence on Protector's net Q2 and 2017 full year results."

Full statement on their press release for stock owners this morning;
http://www.newsweb.no/newsweb/search.do?messageId=429593

Well that is just loving vile.

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Zephro posted:

Right, and that's why I posted earlier about how all the tower blocks I've ever lived in (which is a lot) have at least two separate staircases. On the other hand, they were all built after 1974, and in a part of the world in which tower-block living is the norm.

Multiple fire exits are a capacity, not a redundancy, thing. If the fire penetrates the core, where the fire exits are, all bets are off.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

iSimian posted:

Don't worry. According to the insurance agency "The fire will mainly be picked up by Protector's reinsurance program and will, from what we know at the moment, have negligible influence on Protector's net Q2 and 2017 full year results."

Full statement on their press release for stock owners this morning;
http://www.newsweb.no/newsweb/search.do?messageId=429593
I hope all of these people die trapped in burning buildings.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Zephro posted:

Don't let them wiggle out of it. If you complained on the substance of what "shoot to kill" actually means you should point that out and keep asking until you get a relevant response.

Yeah, I'll probably shoot them something to the effect that "in addition to clarifying the date of a two year old video, that was widely reported elsewhere, after the election being a woefully inadequate response, your response completely fails to address the wider issue of the meaning of shoot to kill, which means [what it means] and was instead presented as [bullshit], with the effect of grossly misleading the public with regard to Jeremy Corbyn's policies", but I'm kinda busy right now.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

slinkimalinki posted:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-57219349.html

Decent view of exterior cladding in the last photo and also whoops.

Okay how bad a person am I that I saw 'no longer on the market' and let out a little laugh?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


namesake posted:

Okay how bad a person am I that I saw 'no longer on the market' and let out a little laugh?

"Excellent potential"

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Zephro posted:

Right, and that's why I posted earlier about how all the tower blocks I've ever lived in (which is a lot) have at least two separate staircases. On the other hand, they were all built after 1974, and in a part of the world in which tower-block living is the norm.

hong kong and singapore both mandate two separate staircases

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Thanks Ants posted:

"Excellent potential"

Realtor agents and the like really do live in their own seperate dimension of bullshit, don't they. Who falls for this stuff anymore?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Nice piece of fish posted:

Realtor agents and the like really do live in their own seperate dimension of bullshit, don't they. Who falls for this stuff anymore?

Well we don't have 'realtors' in this country, but yeah.

(Actually, pretty sure in yankland it's literally supposed to be REALTOR®)

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

iSimian posted:

Don't worry. According to the insurance agency "The fire will mainly be picked up by Protector's reinsurance program and will, from what we know at the moment, have negligible influence on Protector's net Q2 and 2017 full year results."

Full statement on their press release for stock owners this morning;
http://www.newsweb.no/newsweb/search.do?messageId=429593

Wow this has made me physically shake with anger. loving soulless monsters obsessed with the bottom line.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

namesake posted:

Okay how bad a person am I that I saw 'no longer on the market' and let out a little laugh?

wrongmove.co.uk

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

quote:

Extraordinary stories are emerging of individuals who helped save those trapped in the tower - including one member of the public who caught a baby thrown from the ninth or 10th floor.

Witness Samira Lamrani told the Press Association: "People were starting to appear at the windows, frantically banging and screaming.

"The windows were slightly ajar, a woman was gesturing that she was about to throw her baby and if somebody could catch her baby.

"Somebody did, a gentleman ran forward and managed to grab the baby."

She added: "I could see people from all angles, banging and screaming for help.

"Us members of the public were reassuring them, telling them we've done what we can and that we've phoned 999, but obviously the look on their face was death.

"My daughter's friend said she observed an adult who made some sort of homemade parachute and tried to lower himself out of the window.

"The more I looked up, floor upon floor. Endless numbers of people. Mainly the kids, because obviously their voices, with their high pitched voices - that will remain with me for a long time.

"I could hear them screaming for their lives."

Holy poo poo, hope that baby's alright. Nine story drop into someone's arms.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Multiple fire exits are a capacity, not a redundancy, thing. If the fire penetrates the core, where the fire exits are, all bets are off.

I don't follow the "core" thing. In the States the design philosophy is "have multiple ways to exit the building, don't put them all in one place". This includes having stairwells and/or external fire escapes in different locations. Because if one route is taken out at least there are other routes.

Edit: It took a lot of fires to learn that lesson, but we'd definitely learned it after a lot of fires killed dozens to hundreds of people from the early-1900s to the mid-1940s. Two fires had death tolls of over 600 (The Iroquois Theater fire) and nearly 500 (The Coconut Grove fire), with the various hotel fires generally killing about 100 people or so.

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Jun 14, 2017

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
both also have relatively high degrees of emphasis on fireproofing safe parts of the building - makes sense because of historically large residential fires, exceptionally large numbers of high-rise residential towers, and also a relatively mild climate allowing for a more cavalier attitude to insulation and damp

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

communism bitch posted:

loving weasles.
No, that's their excuse for why they can't finalize a deal next week.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


We really do need a new generation of guillotines.

https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/2017/jun/14/tax-evaders-exposed-why-super-rich-are-even-richer-than-we-thought

Tax evaders exposed: why the super-rich are even richer than we thought

quote:

for all their merits, tax data raise an obvious issue: by their very nature, they entirely miss tax evasion. Is this a serious problem? That depends: if tax evasion is equally prevalent among rich and poor, measured inequality will be unaffected. But if the rich dodge taxes more than others, tax records will underestimate inequality.

quote:

The higher one moves up the wealth distribution, the higher the probability of hiding assets. Scandinavian households in the top 0.01% of the wealth pyramid – the ultra-rich, who own more than $40m in net wealth each – are 250 times more likely than average to hide assets. Furthermore, the ultra-rich HSBC customers had considerably more wealth in their accounts than other customers – so although they were very few in number, they owned around half of all the wealth hidden at HSBC.

quote:

So what are the consequences for inequality? At the very top of the pyramid, it is much greater than previously estimated. In Norway, where the available wealth data is particularly detailed, the super-wealthy appear to be 30% wealthier than previously thought, when all the wealth hidden in tax havens is taken into account. The share of wealth owned by the top 0.1% increases from 8% to 10%.

Since Scandinavians generally pay their taxes and hide little wealth in total, our results are likely to be even stronger in Great Britain and elsewhere. A more accurate measurement of tax evasion would likely increase inequality levels even more than in Scandinavia.

Thlom
Feb 24, 2008
BBC reporting a baby was thrown out of the 9th or 10th floor to bystanders below!

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Nice piece of fish posted:

Realtor agents and the like really do live in their own seperate dimension of bullshit, don't they. Who falls for this stuff anymore?

There's a development near me that's offering "Unique Properties" advertised as being in "Bristol" in "The Heart of BS15."

They're building poo poo flats in a poo poo town which is not actually in Bristol, which absolutely no-one wants to live at "the heart of," but don't let that get in the way of marketing.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Junior G-man posted:

Well, even I'd prefer the government to deal with the on-fire stuff today.

What the gently caress can the government do about it now? The time they could have helped was years ago, ensuring regulations existed that mean companies can't get away with taking shortcuts on things that have literally cost human lives.

Since I woke up I've been a mix of furious & horrified about this tragedy. It's hard to wrap your head around.

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Thanks Ants posted:

"Excellent potential (energy)"

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

communism bitch posted:

How can we expect to encourage captains of industry to build more cheap slum dwelling if we overburden them at every step with useless and expensive safety requirements?
Was this even a slum dwelling? Going by that Rightmove posting it was £2k a month for a flat, but even paying the UK's average salary in rent alone didn't mean you lived in a safe building

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
https://twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/status/874917925509005313

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

feedmegin posted:

Well we don't have 'realtors' in this country, but yeah.

(Actually, pretty sure in yankland it's literally supposed to be REALTOR®)

*estate agents yeah, got mixed up.

Corrode posted:

There's a development near me that's offering "Unique Properties" advertised as being in "Bristol" in "The Heart of BS15."

They're building poo poo flats in a poo poo town which is not actually in Bristol, which absolutely no-one wants to live at "the heart of," but don't let that get in the way of marketing.

Not that anyone is stupid enough to belive any of it, it's still absolutely moronic from a consumer perspective. Should be considered false advertising and subject to fines. But I guess that's that dreaded socialism again.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Presumably that sort of listing is geared at overseas investors/speculators who won't bother to check and just want a place to hide some cash.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Zephro posted:

Was this even a slum dwelling? Going by that Rightmove posting it was £2k a month for a flat, but even paying the UK's average salary in rent alone didn't mean you lived in a safe building

Wow. I saw somebody upthread say it was council owned but privately managed and for some reason assumed it was social housing of some sort.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

loving hell

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Just when you thought the Tories' reputation couldn't get any worse

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
The blog reads as if it was social housing. So I don't know wtf is up with that real estate listing. Sub lease?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

RandomPauI posted:

I don't follow the "core" thing. In the States the design philosophy is "have multiple ways to exit the building, don't put them all in one place". This includes having stairwells and/or external fire escapes in different locations. Because if one route is taken out at least there are other routes.

Almost all tall buildings (>10 stories) are curtain-wall construction. You have a continuously-poured reinforced-concrete core, and then hang the floors from that with an exterior wall that probably isn't structural (or if it is only provides stiffening to the core and support for it's own weight). Because the core is solid concrete it is trivial to fireproof and so that's where you put your fire escapes (and lifts, so people have much less chance of getting trapped in them if there is a fire). If fire manages to make it into that core it's all over. Smoke impingement is also a big problem (especially as the stairwells tend to act as chimneys and can actually draw fire into the core) which is why there's always a very solid door separating the core from the rest of the floor.

Putting fire exits outside the core but inside the building is pointless because it damages the compartmentalisation of the building.
I've never seen an external fire escape on a curtain-wall building, only on lower-rise buildings, because they're extremely unlikely to be effective for multiple reasons - a lot of people will be unwilling to use them until it's too late, they require expensive constant maintenance because they're exposed to the elements, and are actively dangerous in wet or icy conditions.

Also have you seen the pictures? I don't think an external fire exit would have been the wisest choice.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

communism bitch posted:

Wow. I saw somebody upthread say it was council owned but privately managed and for some reason assumed it was social housing of some sort.
I guess it could have been a mix of private and social flats, idk.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Zephro posted:

I guess it could have been a mix of private and social flats, idk.

That's generally how these "regenerations" of old council blocks go. Because the councils can't afford to do them up, they sell a percentage of them to developers to raise the cash for the refurb and to pay for new places for the displaced residents.

Captain Mediocre
Oct 14, 2005

Saving lives and money!

£1,972/mo (before bills) to live in a shoebox on the 18th floor of a criminally negligent deathtrap.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

goddamnedtwisto posted:

That's generally how these "regenerations" of old council blocks go. Because the councils can't afford to do them up, they sell a percentage of them to developers to raise the cash for the refurb and to pay for new places for the displaced residents.

That would explain why the flat in the ad seems to have a reasonably high-spec kitchen.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
Private Eye weighs in, it's not a jammy bastard:

https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/874922353372925952

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Captain Mediocre posted:

£1,972/mo (before bills) to live in a shoebox on the 18th floor of a criminally negligent deathtrap.

Capitalism!

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Thanks Ants posted:

Why is "I'll take the flammable foam and aluminium cladding, please" even an option that companies produce?

It's called the Zhonghua Renmin Gonghe Guo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ukle
Nov 28, 2005
DUP deal has now been put off till at least next Monday because of the fire. Its not at all due to the talks are allegedly getting nowhere, as the government would never use a national tragedy as a good cover.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Let's put the external fire escape stuff to the side then.

In the US, in our highrises, there are multiple stairwells in multiple locations. Because tall buildings having just one stairwell has lead to many hundreds of deaths. We learned this lesson by the 1940s. Because we had many hundreds of deaths because there was only one set of stairs leading to just one exit.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Captain Mediocre posted:

£1,972/mo (before bills) to live in a shoebox on the 18th floor of a criminally negligent deathtrap.

quote:

- No DSS / Housing Benefit Applicants
- No Students
- No Pets, sorry
- No Smokers
- Not Suitable for Families / Children
- Bills not included
- No Parking Available
- No Garden Access

Willing to say sorry about the pets, no apologies for the rest...

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Captain Mediocre posted:

£1,972/mo (before bills) to live in a shoebox on the 18th floor of a criminally negligent deathtrap.

If only the invisible hand could have gently lowered those poor people to the ground.

Instead it fostered a culture of cost-cutting and negligence that has resulted in possibly dozens of deaths, and will no doubt end up with a new luxury tower block being built on this spot, with the flats being sold for millions each to foreign billionaires.

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