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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Praseodymi posted:

Does anyone else feel like suddenly everyone seems to live in the same world we do, and people are starting to realise stuff like capitalism is poo poo, tories kill people and bombing foreigners isn't endearing?

Despite Corb outperforming expectations massively Tories still got 42% of the vote share so no not really.

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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Puntification posted:

Despite Corb outperforming expectations massively Tories still got 42% of the vote share so no not really.

Survation last had the Tories at 39% and Labour at 45%. So maybe things have improved a smidge?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Borrovan posted:

It's almsot as if Private Eye deliberately misuses numbers in order to get a cheap laugh...
Come on guys, we're better than this, I don't mean to validate the "South Park defence" but we all know full well that Private Eye does this poo poo to everyone, that's the whole point of it. Nobody in long trousers thinks it's actual news reporting.

Private Eye does fantastic upper-class muckraking and exposes of corruption. Apart from that it's chaff, but it's well worth the subscription.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


communism bitch posted:

Private Eye does fantastic upper-class muckraking and exposes of corruption. Apart from that it's chaff, but it's well worth the subscription.
Cheerfully conceded

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

iSimian posted:

Don't worry. According to the insurance agency "The fire will mainly be picked up by Protector's reinsurance program and will, from what we know at the moment, have negligible influence on Protector's net Q2 and 2017 full year results."

Full statement on their press release for stock owners this morning;
http://www.newsweb.no/newsweb/search.do?messageId=429593

Capitalism breaks people's brains.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


communism bitch posted:

Private Eye does fantastic upper-class muckraking and exposes of corruption. Apart from that it's chaff, but it's well worth the subscription.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


DUP: You're our bitch. Give us a special 12.5% tax status, but only for NI.

That can only end well.

quote:

Among the issues the DUP were raising that were Northern Ireland-specific was a special corporation tax status for the region, possibly at a 12.5% rate. This is similar to the Irish Republic’s tax regime which has successfully attracted foreign direct investment to Ireland.

The DUP has described the 12.5% as a “game-changer” for Northern Ireland. The last government insisted that if Northern Ireland was awarded a lower corporation tax, the price for the 12.5% rate would be reductions in the UK Treasury’s block-grant of billions into the local economy.

The sources said the DUP is asking that this Treasury-imposed condition could be erased as part of the deal that would enable the 10 party MPs to put the Conservatives back into power.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Junior G-man posted:

DUP: You're our bitch. Give us a special 12.5% tax status, but only for NI.

That can only end well.

loving mental.

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


Jedit posted:

Didn't the blueprints posted earlier show they were 4-bedroom flats? Still obscene, but £455pw for a 4-bed in central London isn't executive level.
That one was 2-bed.

I pay less than half of that for my place which, although only a studio, is on ground floor with massive windows, a garden and a 15-min commute away from centre, so that rent is ridiculous.

Beautiful.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Junior G-man posted:

DUP: You're our bitch. Give us a special 12.5% tax status, but only for NI.

That can only end well.
If they like Ireland so much they should join it!

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010

sassassin posted:

It's 6x my mortgage on a nice detached 3 bed 3 bath house with garden and parking in sunny (currently) Wales.

All of London is 'The Rich' to me tbh.

lol, if someone having to pay most of their income to rent a studio shoebox deathtrap in London is The Rich what does that make you?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Firos posted:

Survation last had the Tories at 39% and Labour at 45%. So maybe things have improved a smidge?

Don't get me wrong I feel way less grim about British politics than I have in a long time but that's still way too much support for the Tories at what should really be their lowest ebb. Let's not abandon the UKMT's hope is a lie ethos until Jez has been elected and instituted an islamocommunist caliphate.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Jedit posted:

Didn't the blueprints posted earlier show they were 4-bedroom flats? Still obscene, but £455pw for a 4-bed in central London isn't executive level.

The £455pw quoted was for a 2 bed. Incidentally, because I'm a naive idiot, I looked at it and thought "£455 a month for two people, in London? Christ, that's a bargain even if it has burnt down now, when I was living in Glasgow we were paying £550/month for a 2 bedroom!". Then I looked again and laughed.

communism bitch posted:

Private Eye does fantastic upper-class muckraking and exposes of corruption. Apart from that it's chaff, but it's well worth the subscription.

Special contempt reserved for their cartoons, all of which except Scene & Heard are loving atrocious even by the standards of Political Cartooning.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Jun 14, 2017

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Jedit posted:

Didn't the blueprints posted earlier show they were 4-bedroom flats? Still obscene, but £455pw for a 4-bed in central London isn't executive level.

Side note, it always annoys the hell out of me when letting agents do the 'per week' thing. I'm pretty sure your actual rent payment still comes out once a month, right?

haakman
May 5, 2011
Whoever recommended that Dollop podcast- cheers. It's hilarious and helping me stave off madness whilst marking 64 essays on the subject of Globalisation and Social Inequality.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
I think I'm gonna run my old XBox, big box of Lego and some clothes down to St Clements this evening. Some kids there will have just lost everything.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Firos posted:

loving mental.
Ireland will pass a negative corporation tax rate, paying the glorious wealth creators for the privilege of their presence

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Apparently the response of the council to the blog stating the dangers of the place was to threaten legal action.

https://twitter.com/byrneliam854/status/874915770408611844

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

you know how people take the piss out of the middle class tendency for every dinner party to devolve into a discussion of house prices.
you lot are grim.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

haakman posted:

Whoever recommended that Dollop podcast- cheers. It's hilarious and helping me stave off madness whilst marking 64 essays on the subject of Globalisation and Social Inequality.

Make sure you listen to Jetpack Madness, Jack Parson and Enron.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

feedmegin posted:

Side note, it always annoys the hell out of me when letting agents do the 'per week' thing. I'm pretty sure your actual rent payment still comes out once a month, right?
2 bed flat to let only £2.70/hr

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Cerv posted:

you know how people take the piss out of the middle class tendency for every dinner party to devolve into a discussion of house prices.
you lot are grim.

The state of the housing situation in Britian right now is an absolute social catastrophe. It's one of the most pressing problems in the entire country. The cost of buying and renting are significant contributing factors to in-work poverty and to rising levels of homlessness. I can't think of many things more important to talk about than the disgusting cost associated with securing even the most sub-standard and wretched shelter in this shithole country.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



communism bitch posted:

The state of the housing situation in Britian right now is an absolute social catastrophe. It's one of the most pressing problems in the entire country. The cost of buying and renting are significant contributing factors to in-work poverty and to rising levels of homlessness. I can't think of many things more important to talk about than the disgusting cost associated with securing even the most sub-standard and wretched shelter in this shithole country.

At the rate it comes up when having this same conversation, I've started to loving loathe the green belt.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Firos posted:

At the rate it comes up when having this same conversation, I've started to loving loathe the green belt.
You shouldn't loathe the green belt, you should loathe the lying, greedy scum behind the country's housing firms, who publicly claim that it's impossible to build housing (despite the fact that you can build anything at all on your land if you say you're taking the council to court if they refuse).

Macarius Wrench
Mar 28, 2017

by Lowtax
gently caress me, I pay 500 a month for a one bedroom flat with a shared garden and parking, and that's only because I'm paying double what I need to because gently caress long term debt.

How the hell do people in London manage to eat?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
food banks

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Crameltonian posted:

lol, if someone having to pay most of their income to rent a studio shoebox deathtrap in London is The Rich what does that make you?

Savvy.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Firos posted:

At the rate it comes up when having this same conversation, I've started to loving loathe the green belt.
The housing crisis is severe enough that, without the green belt, entire communities and ecosystems could be devoured overnight. The real problem is inefficient use of land (unused buildings etc.). I don't know London very well but try having a gander at the price of flats in Bristol, then take a walk around Clifton and look at the size of the houses. I'm wondering if this problem might best be solved by eating some socio-economic demographic or another, but I can't quite put my finger in it.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Macarius Wrench posted:

gently caress me, I pay 500 a month for a one bedroom flat with a shared garden and parking, and that's only because I'm paying double what I need to because gently caress long term debt.

How the hell do people in London manage to eat?

Employed people can claim housing benefits. The biggest scam of the housing bubble is that the Tories have purposefully set it up with the dual intent of demonising the poor while simultaneously feeding taxpayers money into the pockets of landlords. (NB: the majority of Tory MPs are landlords.)

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Borrovan posted:

The housing crisis is severe enough that, without the green belt, entire communities and ecosystems could be devoured overnight. The real problem is inefficient use of land (unused buildings etc.). I don't know London very well but try having a gander at the price of flats in Bristol, then take a walk around Clifton and look at the size of the houses. I'm wondering if this problem might best be solved by eating some socio-economic demographic or another, but I can't quite put my finger in it.

From that article about Kensington's new architect MP:

Emma Dent Coad MP posted:

""I strolled from Warwick Road down Kensington High Street and I photographed all the buildings to see if the lights are on," she said. "There is an entire block, bought by one family, and they are never there and it is completely empty.

"In another block, One Kensington, there are 97 super-luxury flats and there are only four that ever have lights on," she continued."

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Oh dear me posted:

From that article about Kensington's new architect MP:

Something tells me this Lass is Pretty Good.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006


I'd love to be savvy like you in your palatial welsh home but like many people due to ridiculous commercial centralism the only place in all of the UK I can work in my industry is London. At least I can fit a few plants in my 1800 quid a month 1.5 bed flat in Hackney.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Tesseraction posted:

Something tells me this Lass is Pretty Good.

I've been reading her blog:

http://emmadentcoad.blogspot.co.uk/

Her focus as a local councillor was substandard housing and broken building regs. Kensington couldn't have asked for a better person to fight this.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

bitmap posted:

ridiculous commercial centralism

Love this term. Encapsulates a lot of what I hate about the modern world.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


bitmap posted:

I'd love to be savvy like you in your palatial welsh home but like many people due to ridiculous commercial centralism the only place in all of the UK I can work in my industry is London. At least I can fit a few plants in my 1800 quid a month 1.5 bed flat in Hackney.
Also, people have roots and families. Even BoJo rejected the idea that poor people should just leave as "Kosovo-style social cleansing". Sassassin, how does it feel to espouse an opinion that Boris loving Johnson considers extreme far-right lunacy?

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Pesmerga posted:

Apparently the response of the council to the blog stating the dangers of the place was to threaten legal action.

https://twitter.com/byrneliam854/status/874915770408611844

I know they are out of style and normally I would agree, but I am thinking in some certain circumstance public executions are a great way to send a message to the corrupt.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Macarius Wrench posted:

How the hell do people in London manage to eat?
People bringing in birthday cakes at work.

Hemp Knight
Sep 26, 2004

jBrereton posted:

People bringing in birthday cakes at work.

Unless they get left in a hot kitchen overnight.

I took one this morning, and shortly afterwards one of the admin staff came round asking if anyone had had a cake this morning.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Rooting through the bins round the back of Pret A Manger after closing time.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I sneak into press events and fill up on canapes and bottles of Punk IPA.

Finding out where and when the Hare Krishna's give out free curry is also helpful.

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