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A believable part of that STDH - Kids love hearing the Frozen songs in different languages. My year 4, 5, and 6 classes last year loved it when I showed them the youtube clip of Let It Go in 30 odd languages.
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An example of an actual politically-cautious or 'woke' child. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA
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FYI woke kids are p much always parroting things they've heard adults say, so even if it did happen, it didn't happen.
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Now I want to get a parrot so I can teach it to be woke  "Rawwwwk, Polly wants a cracker... to admit they have white privilege. " *headbobs
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Seanan McGuire is a mediocre writer with previous form for posting bullshit on the internet in a 'pay attention to me' way.
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Not into all the turn-the-other-cheek stuff, then?
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Amos 5:18 
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Stoatbringer posted:Not into all the turn-the-other-cheek stuff, then? I find it odd that Jesus was such a big fan of spanking.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Where are all these adorable singing grandmas coming from? Moana and many other Disney movies, I'd imagine.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:FYI woke kids are p much always parroting things they've heard adults say, so even if it did happen, it didn't happen. Absolutely. My son asked me why I don't like Donald Trump and what he got out of it was just "he doesnt like people with different colored screen". Now if I'm reading the news or whatever and he sees a picture of DJT, he makes sure to tell me that again.
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Borrowed from IoSM.
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Yeah gently caress those gay javascript dudes.
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How do I put this...i have a boyfriend
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the first time i read that i thought that the person texting dudebro there was Monica and was badgering him for chasing after her girlfriend. I was very confused. if you're gunna make up a dumb textchain, at least make it obvious who's who
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How do I put this... im gay
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System Metternich posted:So bills and coins from like 1844 or something are still legal tender (disregarding the fact that they'd be worth way more than their nominal value by now)? That's kind of cool. I had a teacher who would brag about taking Civil War-era money into fast food places and baffling the poor wage slaves. He would insist that they take it because it was technically legal tender.
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bean_shadow posted:I had a teacher who would brag about taking Civil War-era money into fast food places and baffling the poor wage slaves. He would insist that they take it because it was technically legal tender. If he wasn't just making it up (like i'm sure he was), he was probably giving out reproductions. Not all civil war money is worth a lot but you'd have to be an idiot to just give them away because even the worst/most common ones probably are worth more than face value.
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bean_shadow posted:I had a teacher who would brag about taking Civil War-era money into fast food places and baffling the poor wage slaves. He would insist that they take it because it was technically legal tender. Ah, STDH where there person telling it is essentially telling everyone around him that not only is he a sad little rear end in a top hat, he's stupid too. If it did happen (it didn't) odds are the employees would put a modern dollar of their own in the till instead of the of the civil war dollar.
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Slime posted:Ah, STDH where there person telling it is essentially telling everyone around him that not only is he a sad little rear end in a top hat, he's stupid too. If it did happen (it didn't) odds are the employees would put a modern dollar of their own in the till instead of the of the civil war dollar. He also went into a rant one time about his ex-wife aborting their son. Somehow he was the most popular teacher at our school. I could never fathom why. There were few of us that saw him for the rear end in a top hat he was but most everyone else ate his stories up and fawned over him. I took his Philosophy class because I wanted to see for myself this great teacher people kept crowing about. It was mostly a circle jerk about how great George W. Bush was (2000-2001 school year). All of his FB friends are former students. He doesn't have any friends his own age. That probably says something as well.
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bean_shadow posted:He also went into a rant one time about his ex-wife aborting their son. One of the popular teachers at my school was the psychology teacher. He actually had a doctorate in the subject and has at least one published book with his name on it, and he was funny so he attracted a lot of people. But he was also a gigantic rear end in a top hat whose sense of humor was mostly mocking his students or his ex-wife (his son's mother, when his son was in the class) in front of everyone else. If you didn't do well, he was merciless instead of trying to help.
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Zelder posted:How do I put this...i have a boyfriend Boyfriend gay, how put?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If he wasn't just making it up (like i'm sure he was), he was probably giving out reproductions. Not all civil war money is worth a lot but you'd have to be an idiot to just give them away because even the worst/most common ones probably are worth more than face value. Woz used to buy the full uncut sheets of $2 bills from the mint, fold them up and perforate them so he'd have a big pad he tore bills off to pay with. Just for shits and giggles.
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quote:(I’m in my free period. I’m leaving the bathroom, and I walk right past one of my fellow teachers’ biology classroom, and I stop when I hear this exchange.) 
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Jerry Cotton posted:Amos 5:18 No Verizon 4:33.
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Love how in the last paragraph the narrator loses track of who he's supposed to be, suddenly becoming a student in the class.
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Anyone who's debated a creationist knows they're a touch more stubborn than that.
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Fathis Munk posted:Love how in the last paragraph the narrator loses track of who he's supposed to be, suddenly becoming a student in the class. Evolution in action 
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RagnarokAngel posted:Anyone who's debated a creationist knows they're a touch more stubborn than that. They quietly nod while imagining you burning in hell for eternity.
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"Plain as day! Plain as day!" The end of that sounds like the start to a song in a musical.
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Verisimilidude posted:"Plain as day! Plain as day!" All the kids start doing the Step-In-Time dance from Mary Poppins around the creationist student
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Pre-emptive apology for this being a multi-part Twitter rant: https://twitter.com/mstharrington/status/875767578899210242 TL;DR for those who don't want to click: Self-congratulatory thread wherein a totally woke white chick goes off on a "clearly annoyed white woman" who wants to argue about getting a refund on a pair of shoes, gets thanked by the cashiers. Includes, among many others, this gem: https://twitter.com/mstharrington/status/875771648665845760 And a bunch of people fawning over her for being a hero.
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Hello father Hello son
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And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:Hello father ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch
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Bogan King posted:
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Sounds like every movie where the cool suave main character meets with foreign dignitaries
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