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WinnebagoWarrior
Apr 8, 2009

I eat Rotheseburgehergh's like you for breakfast

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I dunno, Le'Veon Bell averaged 30 more rushing yards per game in 2016 compared to DJ, and only had 3 yards less receiving per game.

Yeah I was gonna say. Bell only played 12 games last year. Obviously Johnson would have more yards. I'd say he a better runner than Johnson and is also a pretty great receiver.

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Did you see Rand U? His documentary about his hometown explained that their homegrown version of pickup football (with their own rules) contributed to how he made some of his greatest plays during his career.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010



lol

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


https://youtu.be/-QM1eTAwOYc

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Can't get enougha this gangsta poo poo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
what a dweeb

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



I thought he broke his leg. Why'd they fuse his fingers together?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







MalarkeyToboggan posted:

I thought he broke his leg. Why'd they fuse his fingers together?

He broke his finger last year against the panthers :eng101:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
And Carr has been in the league what, 4 years? I'm beginning to think that football isn't good for your health.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

The Puppy Bowl posted:

And Carr has been in the league what, 4 years? I'm beginning to think that football isn't good for your health.
Three, but you're not wrong otherwise.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
WHO NEEDS HEALTH WHEN YOU GET $$$$$$$$$$

checkmate, pussies

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


lookin hard as poo poo in my red, no-one-can-touch-me jersey

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




Holy poo poo that second break.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

whypick1 posted:

I thought we fought a war over being able to own another human being like that.

reparations

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Sataere posted:

Holy poo poo that second break.

2007 Randy Moss was well past his prime because he'd lost that insane fluidity.

And he had 23 touchdowns anyway because lol it was still Randy fuckin' Moss.

e: Forgot about this, just :laffo: http://www.nfl.com/videos/minnesota-vikings/0ap2000000148513/Randy-Moss-laterals-to-Moe-Williams

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


sean10mm posted:

2007 Randy Moss was well past his prime because he'd lost that insane fluidity.

And he had 23 touchdowns anyway because lol it was still Randy fuckin' Moss.

Gods I hated Randy Moss, especially in the Metrodome. That place was the place that haunted #4 for forever.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Eric Decker is visiting the Titans today.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012


Patriot

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Schwack posted:

He aint too fat anymore!

Awh now it'll be Seahawks posters saying this instead of Packers

I miss you Fat Eddie :'(

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Eric Decker is visiting the Titans today.

That would be something

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Metapod posted:

That would be something
Please god no.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Metapod posted:

That would be something

Apparently he attended game 3 of the SCP in Preds gear, and Kuharsky I think mentioned him and Lewan are becoming good friends. Lots of smoke there so hopefully they can get a deal done. I think he'd be an obvious upgrade over Harry Douglas.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Apparently he attended game 3 of the SCP in Preds gear, and Kuharsky I think mentioned him and Lewan are becoming good friends. Lots of smoke there so hopefully they can get a deal done. I think he'd be an obvious upgrade over Harry Douglas.

Get it jrob get it done


:twisted:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Isn't/wasn't Decker's wife a country music singer?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Eli Wiggum posted:

Isn't/wasn't Decker's wife a country music singer?

Yeah and they have a home in Nashville.

Dammit Titans...I wanted Ballard to holler at Decker.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lmao he has a house in Nashville if he don't sign here I will be shocked at this point

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
It's a loving crime that Moss never got a ring.

gently caress you Tyree.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It's a loving crime that Moss never got a ring.

gently caress you Tyree.

Blame the Ravens.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Coldforge posted:

Blame the Ravens.

No, I blame Harbaugh for the worst loving end of game goal line play calling of all time.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I blame Gary Anderson

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

No, I blame Harbaugh for the worst loving end of game goal line play calling of all time.

So bad that Pete Carroll decided to copy it a few years later.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/patrickfinley/status/875057452294828033

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Coldforge posted:

So bad that Pete Carroll decided to copy it a few years later.

There needs to be a 30 for 30 on the downfall of the NFC West. Between 2012-2015 it was the best division in football with the 49ers and Seahawks set to be the next big rivalry for a decade. Now both teams have hilariously imploded partly because of what they did at the end of a Super Bowl.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It's a loving crime that Julio never got a ring.

gently caress you Shanahan.

Posting from 2038

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There needs to be a 30 for 30 on the downfall of the NFC West. Between 2012-2015 it was the best division in football with the 49ers and Seahawks set to be the next big rivalry for a decade. Now both teams have hilariously imploded partly because of what they did at the end of a Super Bowl.

It really made, and continues to make me laugh; the Seahawks, in many ways, copied the 49ers' team building to start their own ascension (they signed McCloughan right after the Niners fired him, ffs), and they seem dead set on following the exact trajectory downward as well.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Coldforge posted:

So bad that Pete Carroll decided to copy it a few years later.

Iirc, you had Colin "Peter North" Kaepernick slinging tightropes on fade routes. At least pick plays actually make sense in the endzone.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Coldforge posted:

Blame the Ravens.

I blame the refs.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I thank whatever dark magic Eli uses in the fourth quarter that turns him into an epic god of football with the ability to completely destroy Tom Brady for Randy Moss not getting a ring.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Chichevache posted:

Iirc, you had Colin "Peter North" Kaepernick slinging tightropes on fade routes. At least pick plays actually make sense in the endzone.

Like throwing a slant to noted route runner Ricardo Lockette? :v:

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Coldforge posted:

Like throwing a slant to noted route runner Ricardo Lockette? :v:

"Let's pass at the goal line"
"Uh...maybe that would be OK?"
"And the primary read will be a guy with 25 career receptions!"
"Wat"

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