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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Corbyn needed to appoint someone to his right to the NI brief if Labour are ever going to have even a cordial relationship with Unionists (well the UUP)

Which was one of the reasons why he struggled to keep it filled for any length of time, though Dave Anderson's main problem was being too busy to properly engage outside of voicing positions in parliament

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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


No Tim this isn't a press conference, it's an intervention. Turn around and face us!

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Malcolm XML posted:

Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.

So Corbyn is Cohen The Barbarian then?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/OwenSmith_MP/status/875059384358973447

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

goddamnedtwisto posted:

So Corbyn is Cohen The Barbarian then?

I'd read that book, what kind of jam do you think Cohen makes?

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Miftan posted:

I'd read that book, what kind of jam do you think Cohen makes?

Is jam kosher?

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Miftan posted:

I'd read that book, what kind of jam do you think Cohen makes?

Don't talk to Cohen the Barbarian about jam, how do you think he losht those teeth?

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Malcolm XML posted:

Is jam kosher?

Almost always, yes!

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
FWIW, Secretary of State for NI is commonly regarded as the worst posting in the Cabinet. It is the "please stay out of the way" posting. It is a job where none of your successes get applauded, Northern Irish failures get attached to you whether you were involved in them or not, and you have to divide your time between being in your constituency, the official NI government residence Hillsborough Castle (unrelated to *the* Hillsborough - it is a big, empty, sad palace) and London so it runs you ragged.

It is very much the bitch job. The only thing you get out of it is the chance to say "I am in the Cabinet."

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/skydavidblevins/status/875052230524751872
https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/875063859995967488

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Another Person posted:

FWIW, Secretary of State for NI is commonly regarded as the worst posting in the Cabinet. It is the "please stay out of the way" posting. It is a job where none of your successes get applauded, Northern Irish failures get attached to you whether you were involved in them or not, and you have to divide your time between being in your constituency, the official NI government residence Hillsborough Castle (unrelated to *the* Hillsborough - it is a big, empty, sad palace) and London so it runs you ragged.

It is very much the bitch job. The only thing you get out of it is the chance to say "I am in the Cabinet."

There's some context that makes it a lot more important for this period of government in particular though.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
It is also worth adding that I think Owen Smith has experience with Northern Ireland already, as an advisor during the Blair years to the then Sec of State or something like that. Not sure exactly who that was back then, Blair went through like 6 Sec of State for NI.

He almost certainly knows it is a crap posting, but he has probably more experience in it than anyone else in Labour right now and can make something of it.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


There's a hidden message somewhere in this tweet

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Fans posted:

There's some context that makes it a lot more important for this period of government in particular though.

It has always been important, any cabinet posting is in theory. It is just both the worst job to actually have to do, and the most unrewarding one to any politician looking to climb. It was equally poorly regarded in the 80s/90s, when it was probably even more important than it was during the past decade and a half, yet it was still regarded as the crap job. It just isn't nice work.

Failures in NI stick to you, but successes don't get your name attached to them. See: Mo Mowlam, who was barely even discussed as being instrumental in the NI peace process during the Blair years, and only became a recognised name after a movie about her work there came out.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Miftan posted:

poo poo, I don't either. Please post what you find!
So I did a bit of reading, and surprisingly (or perhaps not) it seems that the regulations for flats are pretty lax. According to the government's site, fire extinguishers and fire alarms are only necessary if the property is a large HMO (e.g. a big student house) — a purpose–built block of flats is not an HMO. Smoke alarms are all that is necessary on each floor of all premises as far as I can tell; I was a bit shocked to check and confirm that there are no fire extinguishers even in the common areas of my block of flats.

Things get more complicated for flats that are conversions of older properties and weren't purpose–built as flats, and I think these are more likely to require extinguishers as they wouldn't have been built with compartmentalisation in mind. This page has a whole list of the regulations that apparently apply to each type of dwelling, though to I'm not sure whether to believe a landlord's association page over the official government one (which makes it sound quite simple).

This page has some more general information but it also implies that all flats require extinguishers on every floor without providing a source for the claim, which is (sadly) wrong as far as I can tell.
Haha I honestly couldn't place who Owen Smith was for a minute. The man is totally unmemorable.

Edit: Thanks SpaceCadetBob for the posts about fires, very interesting!

TACD fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jun 14, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

It was a hot night last night and most British houses don't have aircon, so their windows would have been open.
Really the best thing about forced air heating compared to hydronic other than the cost is that it's trivially easy to upgrade it to full HVAC instead of just heating. And so so typical of British dense residential construction to just ignore that.

The other major advantage is that there's no chance of getting water everywhere, but I imagine that one was the furthest thing from everyone's minds.

Adam Vegas
Apr 14, 2013



baka kaba posted:

There's a hidden message somewhere in this tweet

Is it 'SOS'? Because no-one's saving your soul, Owen.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Every Tory, including the Prime Minister, is giving the same answer when questioned about the fire.

'We will look into these questions in due course, for now we must focus on the emergency services and supporting the residents.'

What does that even loving mean? The emergency services are doing their job, regardless of whether you are 'focusing' on them or not. As are the volunteers who are helping the people affected. All you're doing is dodging the question and hoping you can continue to do so until people forget about the poor people you got burned to death.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

You can't politicise tradgedies like this one. Which is fortunate for them, because everything wrong with the world is due to Tories and people like them.

Blinks77
Feb 15, 2012

jabby posted:

Every Tory, including the Prime Minister, is giving the same answer when questioned about the fire.

'We will look into these questions in due course, for now we must focus on the emergency services and supporting the residents.'

What does that even loving mean? The emergency services are doing their job, regardless of whether you are 'focusing' on them or not. As are the volunteers who are helping the people affected. All you're doing is dodging the question and hoping you can continue to do so until people forget about the poor people you got burned to death.

That is litterally all they can hope for. As it is they get to pinball between "our housing minister ignored a report about fire danger in tower flats" and "we're cuddling up to legit loving terrorists".

Ignoring it and hope it'll go away is their only hope. Hoping against hope their allies in the press will get Labour to do something they can focus the camera on. Though at this stage it'd take Corbyn ritually murdering the Queen in some marx inspired ceremony.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Adam Vegas posted:

Is it 'SOS'? Because no-one's saving your soul, Owen.
I think jabby is talking about the fact that "one of Labour's proudest achievements" happened under Blair. That's reaching a bit though.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Blinks77 posted:

That is litterally all they can hope for. As it is they get to pinball between "our housing minister ignored a report about fire danger in tower flats" and "we're cuddling up to legit loving terrorists".

Ignoring it and hope it'll go away is their only hope. Hoping against hope their allies in the press will get Labour to do something they can focus the camera on. Though at this stage it'd take Corbyn ritually murdering the Queen in some marx inspired ceremony.

you have to hope then that the youth that were so energised to vote this week keep hounding their local councils and MPs to ensure this poo poo doesn't happen again

Owlkill
Jul 1, 2009

Is there a time limit on how long this can go on for?

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

Another Person posted:

Failures in NI stick to you, but successes don't get your name attached to them. See: Mo Mowlam, who was barely even discussed as being instrumental in the NI peace process during the Blair years, and only became a recognised name after a movie about her work there came out.

That's not true at all, sorry. She was lauded when the GFA was signed, and was very much a recognised name and face at the time, and afterwards. The film about her life didn't come out until 2010.

E: Oooh, jam tags. Wouldn't mind one if any mod sees this?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

lol they're just taking the piss

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Guardian posted:

The absence of the council on the street as hundreds of families were homeless was concerning, said Judith Bakeman, a Labour councillor at Kensington and Chelsea. “There’s been so many cuts, there aren’t enough people to deal with this.”
Referring to Notting Hill Methodist church’s Rev Mike Long, she said: “Mike has been running this centre giving people food and water all day and not a single person from the council has been here.”

As we spoke, a volunteer from the Harrow Club and Latimer AP Academy, came to tell the councillor she had 138 beds available. He said that no one official had been to the centre and he didn’t know what to do with that information.

gently caress these loving fuckers so much.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Owlkill posted:

Is there a time limit on how long this can go on for?

If the Queen dies I suppose she can't give a speech.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Owlkill posted:

Is there a time limit on how long this can go on for?

Queens life expectancy could be the limiting factor here

E: :argh:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Owlkill posted:

Is there a time limit on how long this can go on for?
5 years?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Owlkill posted:

Is there a time limit on how long this can go on for?

Sweet summer child, do you think deadlines apply to NI parties?

Were onto like our fourth deadline to form a government and people are saying that may be extended again

Edit:

https://mobile.twitter.com/EdSimpsonNI/status/875006215490859009

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

It probably says something about how unaccustomed the UK is to coalitions/minority government/multi-party negotiations that we're only 6 days deep and people are already thinking this has gone on too long

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Is the council supposed to handle emergency sheltering? I'd figure that'd go to a disaster response agency.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

RandomPauI posted:

Is the council supposed to handle emergency sheltering? I'd figure that'd go to a disaster response agency.

That's the council, their response is invariably disastrous.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here
This was posted in the C-Spam thread, has it made the rounds in here yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3e-aYUusc

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Adam Vegas posted:

Is it 'SOS'? Because no-one's saving your soul, Owen.

That's not what sos means

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

RandomPauI posted:

Is the council supposed to handle emergency sheltering? I'd figure that'd go to a disaster response agency.

Comes under civil defence which has been devolved to local councils since the end of World War 2 because literally nobody in central government gives a poo poo about it. If you're lucky your council might have a couple of Cold War-era army surplus bunks and blankets, and some vague "Use the school hall or something" plans.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

RandomPauI posted:

Is the council supposed to handle emergency sheltering? I'd figure that'd go to a disaster response agency.

They are, in that they are ringing around every hotel in the local area trying to find beds for those displaced, while close to 2000 properties in the borough remain empty

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

TheHoodedClaw posted:

That's not true at all, sorry. She was lauded when the GFA was signed, and was very much a recognised name and face at the time, and afterwards. The film about her life didn't come out until 2010.

E: Oooh, jam tags. Wouldn't mind one if any mod sees this?

I am not sure I agree with you, but each is down to personal experience. You may have been in circles I am not, where Mo was mentioned much more. I would suggest she is not nearly as known as she could and should be outside of Labour circles. The distinction I am trying to make is that typically achievements in NI are seen as party achievements instead of personal achievements in comparison to the successes in other offices. Of all of the politicians who have held the office, only two have been a major force in their parties. Peter Mandelson, and Douglas Hurd. Mandelson was already a force when he got there, replacing Mowlam. Generally everyone else in that office just sort of languishes. It isn't a prestige or promotion post. It is where you go to continue your decline.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

I live next to the grand lodge in Glasgow and some fucker practices penny whistle without fail at 9 every week night and combined with the weekend marches it is driving me loving insane

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Julio Cruz posted:

So he's OK with supporting a party which doesn't represent his views at all, just as long as he doesn't have to lead it?

What a loving hypocrite.

Sounds like the ideal Liberal Democrat leader.

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