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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



King George and Queen Elizabeth met the great unwashed whose houses had exploded in WWII. It was a fantastic morale boost for the eastenders to meet them face to face, and a sense of solidarity.

They knew what to do, and Brenda is excused on age grounds and picking neddies at the Newmarket 4.15, but May doesn't have any regard for the people she supposedly represents. When royals are more in touch with the common man, you dun hosed up.

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Could I have the gang tag too if thats still up for grabs? I don't have PMs and I want to rep my boy Corbz.

Trying to get everyone I know to join the Labour party and I'm guilt tripping my dad because I donated to their campaign and he didn't despite being a lifelong labour man (voted for Smith lmao).

I think the DUP coalition is going to really hurt the tories, there will have been a lot of people going "yeah they look bad atm, but the liberal media always makes them out to be bad" who are now having it proven to them beyond doubt. That goes for the moderate tories anyway, the hardcore retirees are gonna vote Tory until the sun goes out.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Tsaedje posted:

Plus it means they already have the experience when their tour of duty ends

Waiter, this take is too spicy.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

(sighs) really. today

Looke
Aug 2, 2013


"What do I want for dinner tonight"

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The nice fireman again explained the concept of public service.

"Wait, all of the public?" she replied.

Mu.
Sep 15, 2003

The thing about Forevereal Modding Mu is that he loves editing files and wants others to download his permanent mods. Fully editing, rich text, altering files and loving it. Download his mods and enjoy it.
https://twitter.com/andylines/status/875311424444260352

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Dent Coad is on the warpath.

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

MikeCrotch posted:

Labour are beating the Tories in every age group except the retired
Clearly, Tories need to lower retirement age to 18.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


how can she be this loving bad?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

one of the more bitter ironies of this whole wretched mess is that there likely were more then 20 labour voters who died in that loving thing

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

CoolCab posted:

one of the more bitter ironies of this whole wretched mess is that there likely were more then 20 labour voters who died in that loving thing

Add another 0 in all likelihood. :(

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Baron Corbyn posted:

uhh wtf

(armed SAS deployed on streets disguised as homeless people)

Oh my god its just like my bullshit normie western spy action movies for babies

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
So, how about: "Here's the new fire safety code with sprinklers, non-flammable cladding and multiple fire escapes a must. If you're not up to code in a year, we repossess your building, bring it up to code, and turn it into council housing."

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


In other news you might miss because there's other stuff going on:

quote:

BAE 'secretly sold mass surveillance technology to repressive regimes'

BAE, Britain’s biggest arms company, secretly sold mass surveillance technology to six Middle Eastern governments that have been criticised for repressing their citizens, the BBC has reported.

The sophisticated technology can be used to spy on a huge number of people’s emails and mobile phones, triggering accusations from human rights campaigners that it is being used to silence or jail dissidents.


According to documents obtained by the BBC, the equipment has been sold in recent years to the governments of Saudi Arabia, UAE, Oman, Qatar, Algeria and Morocco.

The documents also reveal official concerns that the export of the technology could backfire and imperil the security of Britain and its allies, the BBC said.

BAE said it was unable to comment on specific contracts “due to the strict national security and confidentiality regulations we operate under”. The manufacturer disputed some of the BBC’s claims without specifying which ones. It added that it was committed to “operating ethically and responsibly”.

According to a BBC investigation published on Wednesday, the sales of the controversial technology were made through a Danish company that BAE bought in 2011.

The firm, now known as BAE Systems Applied Intelligence, sells a surveillance tool that, according to the BBC, can collect, catalogue and analyse millions of people’s electronic communications.

The BBC quotes an anonymous individual who it says used to work for the firm, describing the technology: “You would be able to intercept any internet traffic. If you wanted to do a whole country, go ahead. You would probably need something to narrow your search down, either by a specific person, a specific email address, specific IP address or specific keywords to search for.”

The individual said the technology – which has been called Evident – can be used to pinpoint people’s location based on the data emitted by their mobile phones.

According to the BBC, the technology is capable of breaking communications that have been encrypted, although no details are specified.

This has worried Whitehall officials, according to the emails recording discussions between Danish and British departments responsible for overseeing exports.

In 2015, a British official wrote that if the UK had been asked to approve the export of this technology, it would have refused on the grounds that it could damage the security of the UK and its allies. It was feared that the technology could be used decrypt and read the UK’s own sensitive communications.

However, the Danish government approved the export, partly because its own intelligence service and foreign affairs advisers had not objected.

The BBC reported that it had located two men who were employed to operate the Evident surveillance system in Tunisia during the dictatorship of President Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali. Many opponents were locked up, and tortured, by his regime – one of the Arab world’s most repressive – before he was overthrown in 2011.

One of the men is quoted telling the BBC that his job was to monitor Tunisia’s internet using an Evident system that had been installed in the basement of one of Ben Ali’s houses. “The tool works with keywords. You put in an opponent’s name. You will see all the sites, blogs, social networks related to that user,” he said.

According to the BBC, the second man was part of a specialist intelligence unit that worked closely with Ben Ali. “Sometimes they would ask me to get information about specific people … some information used to go directly to the president. Most of this was about his opponents.”

The BBC said that during its investigation, conducted by its Arabic service in collaboration with the Danish newspaper Dagbladet Information, it had approached the Middle Eastern governments for a comment and received no response.

BAE said: “Our technology plays a crucial role in enabling the UK and its allies to combat the threat of international terrorism, supporting law enforcement and helping to keep the public safe, both in the UK and abroad.

“We have robust policies and procedures in place to ensure our international exports to overseas governments are all fully compliant with international export regulations as well as our own strict criteria to evaluate every potential contract.”

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jun/15/bae-mass-surveillance-technology-repressive-regimes

This is the strong and free, buccaneering spirit of the UK's after-Brexit free trade deals. Hooray!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

quote:

She believes she won the election for Labour for the first time in the constituency’s history because even Conservative voters were fed up with the way the council treats its poorer residents. “We have a very rich council which spent £26m repaving Exhibition Road for tourists at the same time as it was closing nurseries, pruning youth clubs, closing older people’s lunch clubs, not investing in social care. I found that absolutely sickening. We have very large reserves, of around £300m.”
The council, btw, is overwhelmingly Tory :fuckoff:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

CoolCab posted:

one of the more bitter ironies of this whole wretched mess is that there likely were more then 20 labour voters who died in that loving thing

It would be morbidly funny if the Tories win the seat back by negligently killing enough of their political opponents.

Adam Vegas
Apr 14, 2013



CoolCab posted:

one of the more bitter ironies of this whole wretched mess is that there likely were more then 20 labour voters who died in that loving thing

loving hell, I was just thinking that. It's a horrible thought, but if this had happened a week ago, Kensington would now be seeing a Tory MP talk about how they're 'very concerned' and then brushing the whole thing under the carpet.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Gort posted:

So, how about : "Here's the new fire safety code with sprinklers, non-flammable cladding and multiple fire escapes a must. If you're not up to code in a year, we repossess your building, bring it up to code, and turn it into council housing."

But this will discourage private industry, because if they can't build cheap deathtraps and then massively overcharge for them they won't build at all, and then where will people live? :confused:
Stop bashing private enterprise, you joyless communist :mad:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Adam Vegas posted:

loving hell, I was just thinking that. It's a horrible thought, but if this had happened a week ago, Kensington would now be seeing a Tory MP talk about how they're 'very concerned' and then brushing the whole thing under the carpet.

i think the fire would have had a substantial impact on how people voted had it occurred before the election

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Junior G-man posted:

In other news you might miss because there's other stuff going on:


This is the strong and free, buccaneering spirit of the UK's after-Brexit free trade deals. Hooray!
They're just beta testing it in trial markets before deploying it domestically.

Also lol that we're going to ban internet security after giving a bunch of repressive foreign governments tools to monitor insecure communications.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Question to the UK goons:

If May can't get a deal together by the 21st, what happens? Can she not give a Queen's speech without a solid (or as solid as it can be) deal with the DUP? What's her deadline to get her poo poo together or force a new election?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



I th ink one of the most unfair things that trot alongside this tragedy is that Tories will take from this is the massive community spirit and generosity is that they will say " These people can look after themselves. Slash emergency service, and issue each block with a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit, job done. Oh, just to be nice will chuck in some foil blankets" whilst the dap goes through their files and sanction anyone who lived there and cancel their housing benefit due to a change of circumstances.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Junior G-man posted:

BAE, Britain’s biggest arms company, secretly sold mass surveillance technology to six Middle Eastern governments that have been criticised for repressing their citizens, the BBC has reported.

The sophisticated technology can be used to spy on a huge number of people’s emails and mobile phones, triggering accusations from human rights campaigners that it is being used to silence or jail dissidents.

According to documents obtained by the BBC, the equipment has been sold in recent years to the governments of Saudi Arabia, UAE, Oman, Qatar, Algeria and Morocco.

Erm...

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

JosefStalinator posted:

Question to the UK goons:

If May can't get a deal together by the 21st, what happens? Can she not give a Queen's speech without a solid (or as solid as it can be) deal with the DUP? What's her deadline to get her poo poo together or force a new election?

She can give a Queen's Speech, there's a week of debate and then Parliament votes on it. If it's defeated, that's tantamount to a vote of no confidence and Parliament is dissolved.

(at least I think Queen's Speeches are still the equivalent of a confidence vote, some of the votes that do were changed by FTPA)

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
So I was talking with my mum last night and was worried from talking to her before that she would vote Tory (she lives in a Tory/Lib Dem seat, which might become a Tory/Labour seat come next election) as she's not very politically engaged and my dad is a swivel eyed UKIPer. Turns out she didn't know who to vote for so did I Side With and ended up voting Green :unsmith:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

They have brown muslims, therefore they're Middle Eastern. Like Malaysia. Or parts of London.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Jose posted:

i think the fire would have had a substantial impact on how people voted had it occurred before the election

Only if it happened a while beforehand. It's taken some time for the grotesque malice and corruption behind this to become general public knowledge.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Baron Corbyn posted:

She can give a Queen's Speech, there's a week of debate and then Parliament votes on it. If it's defeated, that's tantamount to a vote of no confidence and Parliament is dissolved.

Gotcha. So she could give the speech even if negotiations are ongoing/not going well on the 21st, and gets a week to have the DUP vote with the Tories on the speech, and if they don't, new election.

Seems unlikely to me that the DUP would pass up their one chance to be in government, or that the Tories would stomach another election given that it'd probably make them even more hosed than they already are.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

JosefStalinator posted:

Gotcha. So she could give the speech even if negotiations are ongoing/not going well on the 21st, and gets a week to have the DUP vote with the Tories on the speech, and if they don't, new election.

Seems unlikely to me that the DUP would pass up their one chance to be in government, or that the Tories would stomach another election given that it'd probably make them even more hosed than they already are.

I don't think the DUP care that much about being in the British government. For all the fearmongering about them, I don't think they particularly care about enforcing their brand of lunacy on the rest of the UK as they do solidifying their power in Northern Ireland, which makes the Tories' position more difficult as the government is also supposed to act as impartial arbitrators in the Northern Ireland power sharing agreement.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
The DUP don't care about being in power in England. If they had to make unpopular concessions to partner with the Torys it could devastate their vote in Northern Ireland, where they actually have and care about power. There is a lot the DUP could lose from this.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

JosefStalinator posted:

Gotcha. So she could give the speech even if negotiations are ongoing/not going well on the 21st, and gets a week to have the DUP vote with the Tories on the speech, and if they don't, new election.

Seems unlikely to me that the DUP would pass up their one chance to be in government, or that the Tories would stomach another election given that it'd probably make them even more hosed than they already are.

The DUP won't be offered the chance to be in government. They'll be offered various incentives to ensure they support a minority Tory government - but it won't be as deep an arrangement as the 2010 coalition.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

MikeCrotch posted:

Labour are beating the Tories in every age group except the retired

I read this as 'retarded' and wondered how they could be their own age group.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Flayer posted:

The DUP don't care about being in power in England. If they had to make unpopular concessions to partner with the Torys it could devastate their vote in Northern Ireland, where they actually have and care about power. There is a lot the DUP could lose from this.

SOS for Nothern Ireland should be a DUP guy :munch:

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


His Divine Shadow posted:

I read this as 'retarded' and wondered how they could be their own age group.

In this case, an entirely logical and forgivable reading error.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Makes sense, thanks for educating a stupid Yank.

Does the DUP face any incentive to actively sabotage the good friday agreement? Extremists often do in other places, but I'm not sure how that applies to the Northern Irish situation.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

On the topic of capability for work assessment, some years ago I managed to tear my TFCC, resulting in needing painkillers so strong that I barely knew what day it was, and my doctor saying strictly "DO NOT WORK OR USE THAT HAND HOLY gently caress GIVE IT AT LEAST 6 MONTHS HEALING AGGRAVATING IT COULD TURN IT INTO A COMPLETE SEVER AND YOU COULD LOSE THE USE OF YOUR RIGHT HAND (also, you shouldn't work while being hopped up on these painkillers anyway)".

That obviously led me to need DLA which led to needing to see ATOS for an assessment. They found me fit to work on the basis I could lift my arm up.

I appealed, since I holy gently caress needed the DLA to loving live, but by the time I got my appeal hearing, the injury had healed, and I'd got a new job :V

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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Corbae is not just better at it, he also just loving cares.

quote:

The optics of Jeremy Corbyn’s visit to the scene were very different from those of the visit of the prime minister.

Theresa May was photographed on a long lens talking to senior figures from the emergency services. She was criticised for not meeting residents, whereas Corbyn was seen chatting to residents and volunteers.

Corbyn visited St Clements Church, where volunteers have set up a refuge centre.

He met volunteers and community leaders as they showed him the donations that have been pouring in since the disaster.

“It’s great that you’re in place,” he told them. Labour has called for an inquiry into the disaster and emergency Commons statement from a minister. Corbyn said: “The truth has got to come out and it will.”

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