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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Also our dear Chancellor Hammond has just cancelled his big post-election budget speech at Mansion House.

It's because of the fire, obviously. It's got nothing to do with persistent rumours that he wants to call for less austerity , more public spending and a soft Brexit, but that the Maybot won't let him.

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


spectralent posted:

"Man, steve, it sure is rough you lost your arm to our unregulated sawmill, but given you're of no further monetary value to society how about you kindly rot somewhere quiet and out of the way? It's the decent thing to do old bean."

This but Tory MPs, and the arm loss is no accident

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Y'all know you're engaging with a guy who equates transgender relationships with paedophila and bestiality?

Just tell him to gently caress off, and move on.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Macarius Wrench posted:

Not booked 6 months holiday to sit in my loving Jim jams watching netflix yet though so obvs doing something right.

You're a scummy oval office. Grow up.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Macarius Wrench posted:

Not booked 6 months holiday to sit in my loving Jim jams watching netflix yet though so obvs doing something right.

aww you were this close to almost actually debating or discussing a thing in the debate and discuss forum, At Least You Tried

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Meanwhile people born into money have universal basic income from just owning wealth and can treat work as a hobby or means of accumulating more wealth rather than facing impoverishment like everyone else if they can't do it

I'm thinking there might be some sort of problem with the way society is structured here lads

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
I think, in a way, it's easy to feel sorry for people like that. They're so fragile that the world has to be a simple, good place, where bad things only happen to people who are bad and power relationships barely exist and work justly without effort, because anything else is too difficult for them. They have to hide from reality constantly, and it's really a shame.

OTOH

communism bitch posted:

a guy who equates transgender relationships with paedophila and bestiality

Macarius Wrench
Mar 28, 2017

by Lowtax
Scary how quick you get a response on this thread in the middle of the day, awful lot of UKMT posters sitting on their good doctors sick notes.

hit button
Mar 18, 2012


communism bitch posted:

Y'all know you're engaging with a guy who equates transgender relationships with paedophila and bestiality?

tbf he only did that because it was necessary to his defense of anime porn videogames.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Macarius Wrench posted:

Scary how quick you get a response on this thread in the middle of the day, awful lot of UKMT posters sitting on their good doctors sick notes.

:thunk:

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Macarius Wrench posted:

Not booked 6 months holiday to sit in my loving Jim jams watching netflix yet though so obvs doing something right.

Planning your eventual suicide?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


communism bitch posted:

Y'all know you're engaging with a guy who equates transgender relations with paedophila and bestiality?

Just tell him to gently caress off, and move on.

yeah but if you push him just a little bit he's gonna pick himself a months probe up by doubling down until he's full on advocating eugenics or some poo poo.

he's already at the "you guys replying to me are the real losers" phase, like 10 more minutes and we'll get the puppet master.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Macarius Wrench posted:

Every human being gets burnt out or fed up with life. Some people just get on with it.

Is this the hottest take on depression in 2017?

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.


gently caress off and die horrifically you worthless bigot

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Macarius Wrench posted:

Scary how quick you get a response on this thread in the middle of the day, awful lot of UKMT posters sitting on their good doctors sick notes.

Just because your mother doesn't respond to you until she absolutely has to doesn't mean the rest of us are so reticent.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

nopantsjack posted:

yeah but if you push him just a little bit he's gonna pick himself a months probe up by doubling down until he's full on advocating eugenics or some poo poo.

he's already at the "you guys replying to me are the real losers" phase, like 10 more minutes and we'll get the puppet master.

interestingly he already got a month's probe about two weeks ago, perhaps be managed to get it shortened by promising good behaviour and/or not being a shithead

in which case lol

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Why is it so hard for some people to not be assholes? Like you can be abrasive, that's fine, but it's the strange full on intensity that makes it odd.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Macarius Wrench posted:

Scary how quick you get a response on this thread in the middle of the day, awful lot of UKMT posters sitting on their good doctors sick notes.

Nah, I'm reading at my desk in the office while my PC runs a big report. gently caress off, shitbucket.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

nopantsjack posted:

yeah but if you push him just a little bit he's gonna pick himself a months probe up by doubling down until he's full on advocating eugenics or some poo poo.

he's already at the "you guys replying to me are the real losers" phase, like 10 more minutes and we'll get the puppet master.

You make a good point. Inshallah.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
To be fair some of us are Yanks who had trouble sleeping. But we still think you're trying to hard at being an edgy rear end in a top hat.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Jedit posted:

Nah, I'm reading at my desk in the office while my PC runs a big report. gently caress off, shitbucket.

I'm on a conference call that I'm not directly involved in just now, but am expected to be ready to contribute to at the drop of a hat.


I agree with Jedit, gently caress off Macarius Wrench

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

"Everybody feels like poo poo, just get on with it" is clearly the dumbest, most passive loving position anyway.

Big ups man, you've decided that actively doubling down on feeling like poo poo, and additionally letting your employer take the piss, is the way to go. How mature and grown-up and well 'ard it is to be a miserable oval office all the time and be taken advantage of because you're not using the rights you're entitled to.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Macarius Wrench posted:

Scary how quick you get a response on this thread in the middle of the day, awful lot of UKMT posters sitting on their good doctors sick notes.

I'm waiting for a conference call to start. What's your excuse?

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

He's phone posting while he has a sly wank over page 3 in a layby.

edit: vvvv

see, told you

Macarius Wrench
Mar 28, 2017

by Lowtax

Party Boat posted:

I'm waiting for a conference call to start. What's your excuse?

I'm on my lunch hour and the times going slowly but winding up a bunch of middle aged pen pushers into a seething mess makes things go a bit faster.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Macarius Wrench posted:

Scary how quick you get a response on this thread in the middle of the day, awful lot of UKMT posters sitting on their good doctors sick notes.

By posting this aren't you basically admitting that's what you're doing?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

TomViolence posted:

He's phone posting while he has a sly wank over page 3 in a layby.

No anime ladies on page 3, so unlikely.

Although we should perhaps all now ignore the stupid fucker and move on

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Macarius Wrench posted:

I'm on my lunch hour and the times going slowly but winding up a bunch of middle aged pen pushers into a seething mess makes things go a bit faster.

Didn't know schools had lunch hours go past 2.

haakman
May 5, 2011
I'm marking essays and eager for a distraction from teaching the next generation to be nothing like you. gently caress off.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Macarius Wrench posted:

Scary how quick you get a response on this thread in the middle of the day, awful lot of UKMT posters sitting on their good doctors sick notes.

See here, for example, his worldview has been mildly challenged, so he immediately has to assume the people challenging him are, in some way, fundamentally bad, because the world has to be simple and split into black and white. It's too much for him to handle anything complex. I had assumed that it was just struggling with large issues like social care for depression, but here we see he can't handle schedules and the concept of lunch.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I like the implication we're middle aged and pen pushers.



I prefer to use a pencil.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

nopantsjack at 14:12 posted:

like 10 more minutes and we'll get the puppet master.

Macarius Wrench at 14:25 posted:

I'm on my lunch hour and the times going slowly but winding up a bunch of middle aged pen pushers into a seething mess makes things go a bit faster.

only three minutes off, good job

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


I'm a Brussels Eurocrat so I'm not supposed to work. Also I'm drunk from my 2 hour lunch.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Macarius Wrench posted:

I'm on my lunch hour and the times going slowly but winding up a bunch of middle aged pen pushers into a seething mess makes things go a bit faster.

Lol that no-one in the office wants to have lunch with you

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Angepain posted:

only three minutes off, good job

Jesus lol

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Macarius Wrench posted:

I'm on my lunch hour and the times going slowly but winding up a bunch of middle aged pen pushers into a seething mess makes things go a bit faster.

When I'm on lunch I'm usually talking to co-workers

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Junior G-man posted:

I'm a Brussels Eurocrat so I'm not supposed to work. Also I'm drunk from my 2 hour lunch.

I've always wanted to know but do people call the sprout a Brussels sprout over there, too? If yes, how do people feel about a sprout being named after them?

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

:laffo: why is this guy not PM

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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


spectralent posted:

I've always wanted to know but do people call the sprout a Brussels sprout over there, too? If yes, how do people feel about a sprout being named after them?

It's just a sprout here. We also don't share your obsession of putting them on the Christmas dinner table. Which should be had on the evening of 24th, not the unholy Christmas lunch you lot seem to prefer.

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