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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Wait, anything else on "Businessman throws fit over Filipina sitting at the front of the plane"? That sounds hilaribad.

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Pirate Radar posted:

Wait, anything else on "Businessman throws fit over Filipina sitting at the front of the plane"? That sounds hilaribad.

That's not newsworthy. Most monied Hongkongers would sympathise

I know about it only because I know someone who works with Cathay

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

It diminishes the value of business class, to sit with your maid! Preposterous. What's next, having to pay them and give them time off?

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Stringent posted:

well, you've already managed step 1, ditching your wife and kids

you're almost starting to sound jealous lol

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

The Great Autismo! posted:

you're almost starting to sound jealous lol

quit your family

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

The Great Autismo! posted:

you're almost starting to sound jealous lol

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
On the subject of nose candy, B. Alexander of Simon Frasier U has this book, "The Globalization of Addiction" about addiction. He's the Rat Park guy, whose drat experiment sometimes replicates sometimes doesn't, about how rats given a social milleu will be able to avoid getting addicted to morphine but not caged rats

Anyhow, most of the book is super lefty stuff about global capitalism and how it sucks, but there's a chapter about CHINA and how it got rid of opiate addiction between 1960-1980

He considers the punishments given and decides that can't be it, since addiction went back up after 1990 or so and the punishment pretty much remains "gg no re on life"
He considers non-societal genetic factors, but that can't be it since it's just that period
He considers the form of government and decides no, since Soviets are communist in broadly similar ways but had the greatest alcohol problem in all of history, and addictions are mostly all the same disease to him
He considers that they were lying out of their loving teeth but that can't be it since some folks with reliable records (the opium growers in india and poo poo) record 100x lowerings of demand
He considers propaganda and antiopium government campaigns and was like, "maybe it helped, but LOL nobody else's did"
He decides that it's the stability in social status given from guaranteed lifetime employment, since that's a fundamental difference between the Chinese and Soviet systems, because you could get hella demoted in USSR

Cool beans on that one, anyhow. I like the analysis of the "hmm they might be lying out of their loving teeth"

curufinor fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Jun 15, 2017

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Ups_rail posted:

I am assuming these men dont know how the pill works right? that its kinda a maintenance medication that you use everyday rather than when you want to bone.

Are women suppose to hold on to their "virtue" untill marriage? or are they suppose to put out.
Mainlanders also don't understand at all how BC pills, injections, IUD, anything works. To them hormones = bad and causes cancer and permanent infertility. No ifs, ands, or buts. It is the most terrible poison for any woman to ever take, and she will get cancer and die. It is some sort of CIA plot to kill Chinese women. If you ask them what kind of hormone it is, what it does, where it affects, etc., they don't know anything about it, but will not lose face at that, and will tell you with full knowledge how it will make a womb barren forever. It's obnoxious.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Maybe they should market it as making women fertile for longer (which is true if they skip break weeks)

Iirc the break week was decided upon by male pharmacologists in the 1950s because "women wouldn't feel like women any more if they didn't have periods". There's no medical reason for 3 weeks on, 1 week off.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


How I didn't expect my day to go when I woke up this morning: talking about the pill and periods.

Btw I'm happy to stand corrected if anyone has a source. I read it in an academic paper but I can't remember if it was from 1957 or 2007

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



I am passing this place right now

It is in a very white area and yeah most of them don't speak Cantonese but this is a really reall minor reaction, like I get this several times a day when I go out. Not something I'd think to make a video about.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Dude family planning and birth control is super easy to get and super cheap.

Family planing back in the used to be forced IUD or IUD incentives.

And the pill here is the generic version

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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The Great Autismo! posted:

you're almost starting to sound jealous lol

Man, they all went to the in-laws a couple weeks ago so I had a night alone and I slept for over twelve hours straight and it was amazing.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Stringent posted:

Man, they all went to the in-laws a couple weeks ago so I had a night alone and I slept for over twelve hours straight and it was amazing.

As someone with an 11 month old... this...

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

WarpedNaba posted:

Wait a minute

Was this in Chuncheon/Hongcheon? The guy I worked for there was a Kiwiphile who was always spying on me and my coworker.

In a delightful bit of schadenfreude, he ended up losing the school and was up to his tits in debt to his father-in-law. Delicious.

Nope, it was in Daejeon back in 2008.

In China news. . .

China Kindergarten Explosion: 7 Killed, 59 Wounded by Blast
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/china/china-kindergarten-explosion-children-reportedly-injured-blast-n772711

quote:

BEIJING — At least seven people died and 59 others were injured when an explosion struck the entrance of a kindergarten in China, state media reported Thursday. Many parents were picking up their children when the blast took place, according to the official Xinhua news agency. Videos purportedly from the scene and posted on social media showed children and adults lying on the ground. Some were bleeding.

The blast struck at 4:50 p.m. local time (4:50 a.m. ET) Thursday in the city of Fengxian in Jiangsu province.

A cellphone camera video posted on the website of the official People's Daily newspaper showed more than a dozen people lying motionless in front of the kindergarten's steel sliding gate, with clothing, shoes and other items strewn on the ground beside pools of blood. State-run CCTV put the death toll at seven, adding that nine of the 59 wounded were "severely injured." It wasn't clear whether the blast was an accident or was deliberately set. The Xiandaikuaibao newspaper cited an unidentified witness as saying the explosion appeared to have been linked to a bottle of cooking gas.

Blasts and other accidents are common in China, because of patchy enforcement of safety rules. Kindergartens in China have been targeted before in apparent revenge attacks carried out by people bearing grudges against their neighbors and society. That has prompted a tightening of security around many schools, with the posting of guards equipped with truncheons and the installation of gates and other barriers. China maintains tight control over firearms and most attacks are carried out using knives, axes or homemade explosives.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
What. People target kindergartens there??? Over what seems to be neighbors squabbling

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Glenn Quebec posted:

What. People target kindergartens there??? Over what seems to be neighbors squabbling

A few years back there were a string of incidents where disgruntled people broke into kindergartens and went on stabbing sprees.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_attacks_in_China_(2010%9612)

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
That's seriously the worst thing I've heard about China. Like, ok they are rude and live in Morrowind but... drat.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Glenn Quebec posted:

That's seriously the worst thing I've heard about China. Like, ok they are rude and live in Morrowind but... drat.

When you start thinking of children as retirement accounts it's probably the most severe way of damaging a society that you think has wronged you.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Glenn Quebec posted:

What. People target kindergartens there??? Over what seems to be neighbors squabbling

I mean within like the last month in this thread there was the guy who severly inhured his neighbour's toddler by throwing the poor kid over a 6 foot fence or something... because the neighbours were playing music a bit too loud.

This should not be especially surprising to you. "I can't get laid so I'll go stab/blow up some preschoolers" certainly isn't everyone in the country but it ain't just one dude either.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Hey, at least they don't have easy access to guns.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

JaucheCharly posted:

Hey, at least they don't have easy access to guns.

I honestly believe that it would be either one extreme or the other.

a. Two guys get into a Mexican stand-off because one ran over the other's child and killed it. Neither one pulls the trigger.

b. A granny starts shooting wildly into a crowd because they ran out of cracker samples at Walmart and she has to wait 23 seconds for them to open another box.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

JaucheCharly posted:

Hey, at least they don't have easy access to guns.

https://i.imgur.com/AoqsozE.gifv

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

JaucheCharly posted:

Hey, at least they don't have easy access to guns.

Of course they would be Chinese made guns with Chinese ammo so basically a very expensive club.

Also I'm pretty sure the average Chinese person shoots like a stormtrooper.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Double Monocle posted:

Of course they would be Chinese made guns with Chinese ammo so basically a very expensive club.

Also I'm pretty sure the average Chinese person shoots like a stormtrooper.

The average person everywhere does that anyways.

The PLA's gimmick is to make every squad carry a box of 48 grenades or some poo poo, I think that is the funnier image of an armed Chinese society so I am going to stick with it.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I can't imagine the mix of face culture with american levels of gun culture and "self defense" laws.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Baronjutter posted:

I can't imagine the mix of face culture with american levels of gun culture and "self defense" laws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6-wpmbyr8

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Haier posted:

Him: "Why do they all dress like it's 1987? Do they all dress like that in China? They look loving ridiculous! Those stupid rear end visor and fanny packs and those highwater pants. They dress like poo poo, especially the women. Who thinks that looks good? Who'd want a piece of that?"
Me, LOL

That's how I read it.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Baronjutter posted:

I can't imagine the mix of face culture with american levels of gun culture and "self defense" laws.

https://youtu.be/3wYCh5nxyCI

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Imgur album of Russian guys digging in Siberia to find wooly mammoth tusks to sell for Chinese boner medicine. Thanks, limp-dicked China.

http://imgur.com/a/nmkxl

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


https://youtu.be/GJk8TnS2shs?t=2m8s

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

JaucheCharly posted:

Hey, at least they don't have easy access to guns.

If they had guns they could shoot police and party officials.

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

Baronjutter posted:

I can't imagine the mix of face culture with american levels of gun culture and "self defense" laws.

One of the original non-Chinese descriptions of a face culture, I think, was of the high-class American south, the kind of people who went duelling every so often

so you would get a lot more hamilton-burr situations basically

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Baronjutter posted:

I can't imagine the mix of face culture with american levels of gun culture and "self defense" laws.

Don't you get feudal Japan

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The difference over 15 years of smoking in Tokyo is pretty amazing, from tobacco clouds everywhere you go, to patrols on the street fining people for smoking outside the tiny vestibule designated. Even eliminating it from a lot of eateries, not all though.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
When I first went to China i told my students at the uni that Americans were only allowed to bring 1 gun into China with them.

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

hakimashou posted:

When I first went to China i told my students at the uni that Americans were only allowed to bring 1 gun into China with them.

'one gun'

well, you know how to refer to guns proper

that's my gun and... that's my weapon

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

I would have never started noticing that saying if it wasn't for this thread

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Baronjutter posted:

I can't imagine the mix of face culture with american levels of gun culture and "self defense" laws.

I've had Koreans tell me they're happy guns are hard to get because if guns were common, half of Korea would be dead within the week.

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