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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

I'm worried that even though Napoli had been after him since forever we won't even get a quality meltdown from ADL

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Victor Lindelof to everyone's favourite second team is a done deal

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/875050339942019072

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
What is a Victor Lindelof?

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
He is a decent young CB from Sweden :toot:

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
That smugness...:smuggo:

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Someone paste his face on an American Psycho gif

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

webmeister posted:

Victor Lindelof to everyone's favourite second team is a done deal

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/875050339942019072

this is a man who has shouted FIGHT... AND WIN! at some point

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I hate him already.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

webmeister posted:

Victor Lindelof to everyone's favourite second team is a done deal

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/875050339942019072

He's joining Leeds UTD?

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
Real Madrid apparently now want €90m for Morata... time to walk away and try to convince Mbappe instead? :eng99:

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

PirateBob posted:

Real Madrid apparently now want €90m for Morata... time to walk away and try to convince Mbappe instead? :eng99:

Since when has overspending been an issue for United?

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Thom P. Tiers posted:

Since when has overspending been an issue for United?

It's getting ridiculous. For €40m extra we could get the brightest young striker talent instead of "probably pretty decent" Morata. But Mbappe is probably holding out for a move to Real anyway, which we and PSG will bankroll by overpaying for Morata and Hamez :eng99:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
United is not buying James

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Harry Maguire to Leicester for ~17m is a done deal. Very glad to see some central defensive cover, Huth and Morgan aren't going to last forever.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

PirateBob posted:

Real Madrid apparently now want €90m for Morata... time to walk away and try to convince Mbappe instead? :eng99:

Time for Woodward to do a 360 out of there and offer 120m

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

PirateBob posted:

It's getting ridiculous. For €40m extra we could get the brightest young striker talent instead of "probably pretty decent" Morata. But Mbappe is probably holding out for a move to Real anyway, which we and PSG will bankroll by overpaying for Morata and Hamez :eng99:

Morata is a very good player, OP.

Also, Donnarumma has apparently refused to re-sign with Milan, and I'm excited to see him become the most expensive goalkeeper ever.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Norwich signed another man

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Whats his name?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Can we change the thread title

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Can we change the thread title

What would you like it to be

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

saihttam posted:

Whats his name?

"Christoph Zimmermann"

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

What would you like it to be

"This transfer window looks super depressing for Man United so far" - PirateBob, June 3rd.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

"This transfer window looks super depressing for Man United so far" - PirateBob, June 3rd.

:bisonyes:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



trem_two posted:

"This transfer window looks super depressing for Man United so far" - PirateBob, June 3rd.

I approve of this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the aberdeen manager has decided to stay there after talking to sunderland

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Sunderland is a dumpster fire, they'll hire some poo poo manager then sack him and bring back Big Sam when they are in 19th place around Christmas

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Jose posted:

the aberdeen manager has decided to stay there after talking to sunderland

lmao

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

Blue Star Error posted:

"Christoph Zimmermann"

Thats a good name for a man

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Davy Klaassen from Ajax to Everton is a done deal.

https://twitter.com/AFCAjax/status/875462062570385409

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
this happened today too
https://twitter.com/Everton/status/875375126002499588

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

What an ugly freak

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

This seems like a lot of money, especially for Everton

African AIDS cum posted:

What an ugly freak

Average Englishman. I bet he engages in their national pastime of child molestation, too.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

African AIDS cum posted:

What an ugly freak

turn on your monitor LOL

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
30 million for an English goalkeeper is crazy thats like paying 100k for a korean car

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

African AIDS cum posted:

What an ugly freak

Turn on your monitor

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
:ughh:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



If I didn't know better glasses guy got caught in the act abusing this poor new signing.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Byolante posted:

Turn on your monitor

But it was already on

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

If they weren't smiling you'd think this was a prison warden and a convict

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Apparently Niang is in Liverpool to sign with Everton too.

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