RoboRodent posted:

What far left terror, anyway?

Discendo Vox posted:

Who's the guy on top supposed to be? It looks like Comey.

Trogdos! posted:

Tim Kaine posted:

Democrats senators led healthcare rallies -- Save Our Healthcare -- on Martin Luther King Day in about 75 cities around the country, including Richmond. Tens of thousands of people rallied to save our health care. Then, the Women's March that was organized at a grassroots label. Then, people coming out in protest of these orders. So, the way we get outside the bubble is we take advantage of this tremendous public outcry against the administration.

What we've got to do is fight in Congress, fight in the courts, fight in the streets, fight online, fight at the ballot box, and now there's the momentum to be able to do this. And we're not afraid of the popular outcry, we're energized by it and that's going to help us do our job and do it better.

seiferguy posted:

No Zybourne Clock reference, 7/10

(no, this is excellent)

sleeptalker posted:

My first guess was Soros, but it looks like it's something Tim Kaine said.

Tim Kaine posted:

“What we’ve got to do is fight in Congress, fight in the courts, fight in the streets, fight online, fight at the ballot box, and now there’s the momentum to be able to do this.”

Rush Limbaugh posted:

"I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus – living fossils – so we will never forget what these people stood for."

Sen.Phil Gramm (R-TX) posted:

"We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs."

Ann Coulter posted:

"Is your tape recorder running? Turn it on! I got something to say...My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

Rep. James Hansen (R-UT)on Bill Clinton posted:

“Get rid of the guy. Impeach him, censure him, assassinate him.”

D.N. Nation posted:

Pretty goddamn obvious that he's talking about protesting, but you do you, M'Garrison.

ChaseSP posted:

I wonder, has Garrison drawn himself in any of his comics before and if so how similar to Trump's adonis physique did he draw himself with?

Kirschen posted:

I titled this posting "The Dept. of Stupid Explanations" and that seems both appropriate and what our Israeli government says is the truth.
Labels: Abbas, electricity, Gaza, Israel, PA, Palestinians

Trogdos! posted:

Johnny Walker posted:

Garrison is far from alone in using that quote to push this "Tim Kaine called on people to start an armed revolt" thing. I am no longer sure if the people who make these arguments are serious or just trolling anymore.

DJ Turbo Punch posted:

Wait, I thought the Nazis were on your side, Garrison. What's the context here, exactly?

Duke Igthorn posted:

Your motherfucking president whined that he missed the days where you could openly beat protesters at a campaign rally, offered to pay legal bills for anyone who knocks them around, LITERALLY CALLED FOR "SECOND AMENDMENT PEOPLE" TO "TAKE CARE" OF HIS POLITICAL OPPONENT. FUUUUUUUUCK.

Trogdos! posted:

Sandpuppy posted:

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If only Bernie would stop with the hateful rhetoric.

Sandpuppy posted:

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You'll be just shocked, shocked, to learn that all those out-of-context quotes are about healthcare, climate change, and LBGT teen suicides.

Sandpuppy posted:

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You'll be just shocked, shocked, to learn that all those out-of-context quotes are about healthcare, climate change, and LBGT teen suicides.

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Lord Hydronium posted:

Has Lester disowned Caitlyn Jenner? I remember he was doing the whole "She's Republican, so liberals' heads must be exploding!" thing before.

RoboRodent posted:

I genuinely love Garrison's angry SJW mermaid. If I had the cash right now, that's avatar material.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I don't know if they were all compiled anywhere, but when those were first published there was a spate of people doing drawings of just her in their own art styles as a gently caress-you to Garrison. Some of them were pretty good. Let me see if they got linked in the old thread...

edit: misremembered slightly but Saint Sputnik posted the link in last year's thread
http://sirkowski.tumblr.com/post/140542846784/agoodcartoon-argyrism-agoodcartoon

Pander posted:

All those thousands of vicious killings and assaults perpetrated by leftists each year here in the US to further political causes out of bigotry and hate.

You know, like there aren't any and seriously that guy was like the first one in living memory.

Oh and I'm Popeye Maddow, about to squeeze a stream of spinach into the side of my mouth.

Fraction Jackson posted:

You know, I shouldn't be surprised, but one of the dumbest things about all this definitely has to be conservatives en masse forgetting that killing Caesar in the play ultimately solved nothing and brought about the exact thing the conspirators were trying to prevent.

Trogdos! posted:

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DACK FAYDEN posted:

I'm skeptical that more civilians have been killed by guns in America since 1968 than the entire soldier death toll of the Civil War plus US soldier deaths in WWII.

edit: even if "U.S." is Fish's way of not counting the Confederates, despite the fact that we never formally recognized their secession

Z. Ben Garrison posted:

The far left currently hides under cloaks labeled ‘socialist’ or ‘progressive,’ but they’re really nothing but Marxists. You know, those people who believe in Marxism. The same old tired Marxism that has been repeatedly discredited. It was recently soundly discredited again in Venezuela. This is the same Marxism that caused the murder of many millions in the 20th Century. The man who opened fire on Republicans at the baseball field was for all intents and purposes, a Marxist. He was also a bad shot. Those on the left hate guns and many of them favor gun confiscation. Most probably know nothing about handling guns. This may prove to be a misfortune for them if they spark another civil war. They may find that many on the right will shoot back—and they won’t miss because most are well-trained in the use of firearms. Many are veterans who are used to shooting at people. Take this as a warning, you far-left loons who are trying to provoke a civil war. That war won’t end well for you.

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What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.