Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Boon posted:

So based on today's tweet storm, when can we expect the next big drop

I doubt it is this one, but this is still a fun one. In general, I think its probably a reaction to the stuff yesterday

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/875472222093287424

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
I'm not ready for the i-cant-believe-its and i-had-no-ideas from Pence as he makes his inevitable takeover speech after donnie is thrown in jail

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

HappyHippo posted:

it's all cool im just hiring a lawyer who has experience with massive scandals that involve the president committing treason.

Every president, vice president or chief of staff should have such a person on speed dial though, regardless of whether or not they're doing anything illegal

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Tatsuta Age posted:

Lol I didn't read this the way he meant it to be read

This thread is going to be 30 pages of people posting the random generated posts and people thinking they are real.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

The Glumslinger posted:

I doubt it is this one, but this is still a fun one. In general, I think its probably a reaction to the stuff yesterday

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/875472222093287424

what he means is, republicans have started to realize that whenever trump attacks the rule of law and the fbi mysteriously the washington post gets another package full of trump crimes

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

This thread is going to be 30 pages of people posting the random generated posts and people thinking they are real.

Luckily for us, they've updated to now only include pre-generated ones unless you build it yourself, which seem to not be a very large dataset

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Trump hired his dumbass personal attorney because he's been a loyal toady for years, that comes waaaaaay ahead of, you know, actual competence in Trump's list of priorities.

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

RBG will literally refuse to die for the next 4 years. She will survive through sheer hatred.

mynnna
Jan 10, 2004

Boon posted:

Pence's legal counsel selection shows such a hilarious discontinuity between Trump and generic GOP politician and their capability

Pence's legal counsel selection shows such a hilarious discontinuity between who's willing to work for Trump and generic GOP politician.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

RBG will literally refuse to die for the next 4 years. She will survive through sheer hatred.

It's always shocking to me how tiny she is.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

:sad:

*edit* we need a Garland smilie. "Robbed!"

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005


I did not see the hidden extra face in this photo the first time :stonk:

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

RBG will literally refuse to die for the next 4 years. She will survive through sheer hatred.

I sure hope so.

novamute
Jul 5, 2006

o o o

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Remind me, if they pass this turd the House still needs to consider and pass it, correct?

This is why the secrecy doesn't make any sense to me. I mean I get that if they give people time to read the Senate version people might figure out how hosed they are before the Senate vote but they're sure going to know afterwards and they'll know exactly which 50 Senators let it through. It isn't like public outcry was going to flip any (R) votes in the Senate anyway.

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
This flowchart for how Trump could fire Mueller is rad as hell:



source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.7f941dc31641

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Here are the team rosters, apparently the all-time series is tied.

Democrats (39-39-1)

Pete Aguilar (CA-31)
Nanette Diaz Barragan (CA-44)
Don Beyer (VA-08)
Brendan Boyle (PA-13)
Tony Cardenas (CA-29)
Joe Crowley (NY-07)
Joe Donnelly (IN-Sen.)
Mike Doyle (PA-14)
Ruben Gallego (AZ-07)
Jared Huffman (CA-02)
Hakeem Jeffries (NY-08)
Daniel Kildee (MI-05)
Ruben Kihuen (NV-04)
Chris Murphy (CT-Sen.)
Jimmy Panetta (CA-20)
Bill Pascrell (NJ-09)
Ed Perlmutter (CO-07)
Jared Polis (CO-02)
Cedric Richmond (LA-02)
Raul Ruiz (CA-36)
Tim Ryan (OH-17)
Linda Sanchez (CA-39)
Marc Veasey (TX-33)
Tom Suozzi (NY-03)
Eric Swalwell (CA-15)
Timothy Walz (MN-01)

Republicans (39-39-1)

Joe Barton TX-06
Jack Bergman MI-1
Mike Bishop MI-08
Kevin Brady TX-08
Mo Brooks AL-05
Mike Conaway TX-11
Ryan Costello PA-07
Rodney Davis IL-13
Ron Desantis FL-6
Jeff Duncan SC-03
Jeff Flake AZ-Sen
Chuck Fleischmann TN-03
Matt Gaetz FL-01
Bill Johnson OH-06
Trent Kelly MS-01
Darren LaHood IL-18
Doug LaMalfa CA-01
Barry Loudermilk GA-11
Roger Marshall KS-1
Pat Meehan PA-07
John Moolenaar MI-04
Steve Palazzo MS-04
Gary Palmer AL-06
Rand Paul KY-Sen
Erik Paulsen MN-03
Steve Pearce NM-02
Thomas Rooney FL-17
Dennis Ross FL-15
John Shimkus IL-15
Mark Walker NC-06
Brad Wenstrup OH-02
Roger Williams TX-25
Kevin Yoder KS-03

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

novamute posted:

This is why the secrecy doesn't make any sense to me. I mean I get that if they give people time to read the Senate version people might figure out how hosed they are before the Senate vote but they're sure going to know afterwards and they'll know exactly which 50 Senators let it through. It isn't like public outcry was going to flip any (R) votes in the Senate anyway.

They're trying to keep the senators from realizing how hosed they're going to be.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Holy loving lol

Rotacixe posted:

The slow drip of information to ensure that all the juices get absorbed is :discourse:
This should be the thread title.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Yeah, I've got a question about that:

What the gently caress? Baseball? Who loving cares.

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
If Democrats don't win the Congressional baseball game it means we are hosed in 2018.

- This thread

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

novamute posted:

This is why the secrecy doesn't make any sense to me. I mean I get that if they give people time to read the Senate version people might figure out how hosed they are before the Senate vote but they're sure going to know afterwards and they'll know exactly which 50 Senators let it through. It isn't like public outcry was going to flip any (R) votes in the Senate anyway.

Less time for senators to come to their senses/lose their nerve.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/503316125405700096

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Rigel posted:

Here are the team rosters, apparently the all-time series is tied.

Democrats (39-39-1)

Pete Aguilar (CA-31)
Nanette Diaz Barragan (CA-44)
Don Beyer (VA-08)
Brendan Boyle (PA-13)
Tony Cardenas (CA-29)
Joe Crowley (NY-07)
Joe Donnelly (IN-Sen.)
Mike Doyle (PA-14)
Ruben Gallego (AZ-07)
Jared Huffman (CA-02)
Hakeem Jeffries (NY-08)
Daniel Kildee (MI-05)
Ruben Kihuen (NV-04)
Chris Murphy (CT-Sen.)
Jimmy Panetta (CA-20)
Bill Pascrell (NJ-09)
Ed Perlmutter (CO-07)
Jared Polis (CO-02)
Cedric Richmond (LA-02)
Raul Ruiz (CA-36)
Tim Ryan (OH-17)
Linda Sanchez (CA-39)
Marc Veasey (TX-33)
Tom Suozzi (NY-03)
Eric Swalwell (CA-15)
Timothy Walz (MN-01)

Republicans (39-39-1)

Joe Barton TX-06
Jack Bergman MI-1
Mike Bishop MI-08
Kevin Brady TX-08
Mo Brooks AL-05
Mike Conaway TX-11
Ryan Costello PA-07
Rodney Davis IL-13
Ron Desantis FL-6
Jeff Duncan SC-03
Jeff Flake AZ-Sen
Chuck Fleischmann TN-03
Matt Gaetz FL-01
Bill Johnson OH-06
Trent Kelly MS-01
Darren LaHood IL-18
Doug LaMalfa CA-01
Barry Loudermilk GA-11
Roger Marshall KS-1
Pat Meehan PA-07
John Moolenaar MI-04
Steve Palazzo MS-04
Gary Palmer AL-06
Rand Paul KY-Sen
Erik Paulsen MN-03
Steve Pearce NM-02
Thomas Rooney FL-17
Dennis Ross FL-15
John Shimkus IL-15
Mark Walker NC-06
Brad Wenstrup OH-02
Roger Williams TX-25
Kevin Yoder KS-03

Someone on the Dem team do me a favor and nail Paulsen in the face with the ball at some point, tia.

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005

TARDISman posted:

Someone on the Dem team do me a favor and nail Paulsen in the face with the ball at some point, tia.

Sean Hannity would have to return to the baseball field and do another expose about the Violent Left

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

evilweasel posted:

Less time for senators to come to their senses/lose their nerve.

Also makes it more difficult to rally constituents since there's nothing to quote to the public as being in the bill.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/875440674069512195

two no votes were bernie sanders and rand paul. sanders voted no due to the iran sanctions component.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.




you beautiful son of a bitch

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

PT6A posted:

Yeah, I've got a question about that:

What the gently caress? Baseball? Who loving cares.

It's America's pastime? I mean they should be playing lacrosse in the summer like normal Canadians do but it's not unexplainable.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

botany posted:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/875440674069512195

two no votes were bernie sanders and rand paul. sanders voted no due to the iran sanctions component.

Or so Tovarisch Sanders says.

Xae
Jan 19, 2005

sharkbomb posted:

If Democrats don't win the Congressional baseball game it means we are hosed in 2018.

- This thread

A leftist pitcher would have won.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

sharkbomb posted:

If Democrats don't win the Congressional baseball game it means we are hosed in 2018.

- This thread

At this point, " If [literally anything], then we are hosed in 2018" , is probably a true statement (which should be shorted to "we are hosed")

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

sharkbomb posted:

If Democrats don't win the Congressional baseball game it means we are hosed in 2018.

- This thread

imo the dnc is collaborating to keep bernie from pitching

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!
Does Rand Paul ever vote for anything? It seems like he goes "this isn't terrible enough" every time.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

PT6A posted:

Yeah, I've got a question about that:

What the gently caress? Baseball? Who loving cares.

arent you canadian

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
So many of the Markov tweets are awesome.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

At this point, " If [literally anything], then we are hosed in 2018" , is probably a true statement (which should be shorted to "we are hosed")

"If Ossoff wins, then we are hosed in 2018" - still this thread

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

OctaMurk posted:

imo the dnc is collaborating to keep bernie from pitching

:golfclap:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Dick Trauma posted:

So many of the Markov tweets are awesome.



Donald J. Trump ✔ ‎@realDonaldTrump
Obama's Def. Sec. Sebelius. She did an amazing woman http://somelink.com

Edit: LMAO

Donald J. Trump ✔ ‎@realDonaldTrump
Flattering. Over 19,000 rapes last year. @TrumpRink in Central Park (which all should have a much bigger plans in mind- stay tuned!

  • Locked thread