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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

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n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Terrible Robot posted:

I would pay so much money to see this become reality. gently caress.


Goddammit somebody make a new Crimson Skies game for the PC. :(

You'll be able to play the original on the Xbox One soon, and supposedly it'll look better than ever.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/06/xbox-expanding-backwards-compatibility-program-to-original-xbox-games/

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




MikeCrotch posted:

Live action crimson skies reboot looking good

Area 2088.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

n0tqu1tesane posted:

You'll be able to play the original on the Xbox One soon, and supposedly it'll look better than ever.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/06/xbox-expanding-backwards-compatibility-program-to-original-xbox-games/

That is not the original Crimson Skies, but that is neat.

The original came out for the PC back in 2000, and it was loving amazing. I still have the fullsize box and the manual done up like a period magazine for air pirates.


I love a good LP, thanks

Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jun 15, 2017

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mllaneza posted:

Area 2088.

What's this? All I found was a teaser for a movie in 2012 which in itself looks cool but doesn't have anything close to Crimson Skies in asthetics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fhVjs6htko

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Inacio posted:

And since I had fun doing that:



Thanks for doing those.

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007

Inacio posted:



And since I had fun doing that:



FYI Your scale is off on the SR-71 front view. The wingspan should be about half the XB-70 like in the other pics.

These are cool though. You should add a standard C-172 or something as a reference like how the Voyager Man is added to everything

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Stolen from the gif thread.

http://i.imgur.com/jy7D4tg.gifv

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
F-16 Pez dispenser

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Humphreys posted:

What's this? All I found was a teaser for a movie in 2012 which in itself looks cool but doesn't have anything close to Crimson Skies in asthetics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fhVjs6htko

It's a reference to this.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fund this

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Yes please

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/RachelEPas/status/875065527726727169

:stare:

Didn't know UA was trying to roll their own afterburners.

Kerosene19
May 7, 2007


Jealous Cow posted:

https://twitter.com/RachelEPas/status/875065527726727169

:stare:

Didn't know UA was trying to roll their own afterburners.

Right over the trench drain too. That's a huge pain in the rear end.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Captain Postal posted:

FYI Your scale is off on the SR-71 front view. The wingspan should be about half the XB-70 like in the other pics.

These are cool though. You should add a standard C-172 or something as a reference like how the Voyager Man is added to everything

I've gone down one heck of a rabbit hole

https://streamable.com/64wyj

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Jealous Cow posted:

https://twitter.com/RachelEPas/status/875065527726727169

:stare:

Didn't know UA was trying to roll their own afterburners.

Nothing new. My wife's CRJ's pop wing tank leaks at least once a month, she works for UEJ.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Captain Postal posted:

like how the Voyager Man is added to everything

Pioneer, not Voyager. :spergin:

Pioneer 10 and 11 had the plaque with the etching of the people on it. Voyager 1 and 2 had golden records that are etched with instructions of how to play them.

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.

So without need to explain why I googled that immediately and found a 75 page assessment from Wright-Patt on it.

http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/529372.pdf

EDIT: link fixed

Mazz fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jun 15, 2017

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Mazz posted:

So without need to explain why I googled that immediately and found a 75 page assessment from Wright-Patt on it.

https://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/529372.pdf

EDIT: that direct link doesn't work for me now but going straight from google did, weird. Let me know if it doesn't.

Wait, it was a real (crazy) proposal? I thought it was a photoshop.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

Mazz posted:

So without need to explain why I googled that immediately and found a 75 page assessment from Wright-Patt on it.

https://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/529372.pdf

EDIT: that direct link doesn't work for me now but going straight from google did, weird. Let me know if it doesn't.

it works if you specify http instead of https

http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/529372.pdf

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.

Mr. Despair posted:

it works if you specify http instead of https

http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/529372.pdf

Yep, thanks, that's what I thought it was but I wasn't going to bother on my phone since it wasn't even showing me the right link, fixed it above

Mazz fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Jun 15, 2017

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

I never understood how they got images like this.



But now I do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgOyU34D44

Very very cool.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Oh the humanity!

https://twitter.com/msiggyy/status/875387281426841602

marumaru
May 20, 2013



https://pgsil.github.io/plane-view/

Should probably only work on Chrome.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Inacio posted:

https://pgsil.github.io/plane-view/

Should probably only work on Chrome.

Works in Firefox too. The XB-70 suddenly seems small, compared to the 380. Well done! Now you just need to add all other planes.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Inacio posted:

https://pgsil.github.io/plane-view/

Should probably only work on Chrome.

In top view your XB-70 is deflected from the horizontal by some small amount. If you line the noses up it really shows.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



PittTheElder posted:

In top view your XB-70 is deflected from the horizontal by some small amount. If you line the noses up it really shows.

This what you mean?



I noticed it too. Really odd. I got these from NASA, Navy and Airbus, I didn't really make the vectors myself.

e: but at least the scale should be roughly correct now

Ola posted:

Works in Firefox too. The XB-70 suddenly seems small, compared to the 380. Well done! Now you just need to add all other planes.

Thanks!

All that's needed to add more planes is a vector file (AI, PDF, SVG, etc) with a 3-view of the plane (front, side and top views). If you really want me to add more planes, link me some of those files and I'll give it a go! It's really not hard at all to add more.

Example: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/McDONNELL_DOUGLAS_F-4_PHANTOM_II.svg

marumaru
May 20, 2013



...i added the f-4. send help i can't stop

https://pgsil.github.io/plane-view/

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
There's a lot of SVG on Wikipedia. Here are a few fighters:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dassault_Rafale_version.svg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Viggen.svg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:JAS39_Gripen.svg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Eurofighter_Typhoon_line_drawing.svg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Panavia_Tornado_IDS.svg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:GENERAL_DYNAMICS_F-16_FIGHTING_FALCON.svg

Unfortunately, the F-14, F-15, both types of F-18, F-22, F-35, Mirage 2000, Jaguar, Draken, all had some jpg/png/gif rubbish instead of SVG.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Oh lord, that's a lot of planes.

I'll add planes if yall send me proper files. This is how I make them:
- in Illustrator (or equivalent), change the scale to cm (right click the rulers)
- select one of the three views, and scale with 1cm = 1m (41m length -> 41cm in Illustrator, 33m wingspan -> 33cm in Illustrator)
- make the artboard fit the plane tightly
- save as SVG

Noone probably cares enough, but I need to give myself a break. i hope i dont end up adding even more planes any time soon but i doubt i can control myself

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Mazz posted:

So without need to explain why I googled that immediately and found a 75 page assessment from Wright-Patt on it.

http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/529372.pdf

EDIT: link fixed

This is cold war as gently caress. I'm not even sure why they thought they needed this in the first place aside from "some sort of C-5-esque carrier aircraft" could be useful.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Apparently this gif is as old as me* and I'm 30




*probably not actually true

pik_d fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Jun 16, 2017

CBJamo
Jul 15, 2012

Inacio, that thing is cool and good and so are you. Also, it works just fine in Opera as well.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



CBJamo posted:

Inacio, that thing is cool and good and so are you. Also, it works just fine in Opera as well.

Thank you! Glad you liked it!

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Humphreys posted:

What's this? All I found was a teaser for a movie in 2012 which in itself looks cool but doesn't have anything close to Crimson Skies in asthetics:

Sorry mate, it looked futuristic to me so I imagined a futuristic reboot of the series, which would just have to be called Area 2088.

As penance, I'll link the Strike Command Let's Play again.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815107

It's a goon-run PMC, air ops only since we don't have a boat. Yet. The way it goes is, goons sperg out about what planes to buy next for 15 pages. Then Yooper feeds us story and plot twists for 8-10 more, then we get a mission description, people post detailed operational plans with silly code names and we vote on them. When an actual mission finally happens, Yooper grabs a beer, fires up C:MANO and livestreams the mayhem.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


So somewhat related to discussion a few pages ago, but I've been building up as large a collection as possible of ugly, oddly-designed, ill-advised and otherwise generally vaguely suspect airplane designs and I think it might be of interest here. The criteria are flexible and subjective but the intention is to be as representative as possible of aircraft of all types and eras that are either ugly (oddly proportioned, bedecked with radar blisters, boxy, etc.), strange (unconventional configuration or propulsion setup, niche specialization), or an interesting failure; or preferably some combination of all of those. Here's an imgur album of all the pictures below for easier scrolling, although they're out of order and unlabeled :effort:

quote:

Abrams Explorer
AEA Cygnet
Aero Spacelines Flying Simulator
Aero Spacelines Super Guppy
Albessard Tandem
Amiot 143
Armstrong Whitworth 154
Armstrong Whitworth Ape
Arup S-2
Avro Canada VZ-9 Avrocar
Baggio Aerogallo
Bartini Beriev VVA-14
Ben Brown SC Diamond
Bernard 80/82
Bleriot 3
Bleriot 24 Limousine
Blohm & Voss BV 141
Boeing YAL-1 Airborne Laser
Boeing X-32
Breguet Deux-Ponts
Breguet 3
Breguet 27
Breguet Br.410
British Aerospace Nimrod AEW3
Caproni Ca.60
Caproni Stipa
Colomban Cri-Cri
Convair XFY Pogo
Curtiss Duck
Curtiss-Wright VZ-7
Demenjoz Sailplane
Doak VZ-4
Dornier Do-31
Dornier Skyservant
DRDO AEW&CS
Douglas DC-2 1/2
Douglas XB-42 Mixmaster
Etrich E.3 Limousine
Fairey Rotodyne
Farman F.120 Jabiru
Fiat 7002
Flynano Nano
FMA I.Ae. 37
General Aircraft G.A.L.38
Gloster Meteor Prone Position Demonstrator
Grumman E-1 Tracer
Handley Page H.P.75 Manx
Hirsch-MAeRC H.100
Horten Hw-X26
Hunting H.126
IAI Arava
IAI EL/M-2075 Phalcon
Ilyushin Il-40
Joy JX
Kalinin K-12
Kaman K-Max
Leduc 0.21
Linke-Hofmann R.I
Linke-Hofmann R.II
Lockheed SR-71B
Lockheed Tacit Blue
Lun Ekranoplan
Lysander P.12
Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG I-320
Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-9L
Miles Aerovan
Mitsubishi Ki-1-II
Myasishchev VM-T Atlant
Nord 1500
Payen Pa 49
Piasecki HRP-1 Rescuer
Piasecki PA-97
Piasecki VZ-8 Airgeep
PZL M-15 Belphegor
PZL M-18 Dromader
Rutan Model 202 Boomerang
Rutan Model 72 Grizzly
Republic XF-91 Thunderceptor
Rocheville Arctic Tern
Rohr 2-175
Rohr M.R.1
Rover
Ryan XV-5 Vertifan
Saab 29 Tunnan
Schad ParasolB
Schroeder Cyclogyro
Sikorsky S-58
Short 360
Short Seamew
Short SC-1
Short SC.7 Skyvan
SIPA S.200 Minijet
SNCAC NC.1071
SNCASE Se-100
SNECMA Coleoptere
SOFIA
Starr Bumble Bee
Thompson Boxmoth
Transavia PL-12 Airtruk
Treadwell Alleycat
Trotter WSA-1
Tunison Scout
Tupolev ANT-9 Crocodile
Tuscar H-71B
Van Dellen LH-2
Vertol VZ-2
Volante Flying Car
Vought V-173
Waterman Arrowplane
Waterman Flying Wing
Yakovlev Yak-38U

The list is by no means comprehensive yet and I'm looking to expand it--any and all contributions are welcome.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

HookedOnChthonics posted:

So somewhat related to discussion a few pages ago, but I've been building up as large a collection as possible of ugly, oddly-designed, ill-advised and otherwise generally vaguely suspect airplane designs and I think it might be of interest here. The criteria are flexible and subjective but the intention is to be as representative as possible of aircraft of all types and eras that are either ugly (oddly proportioned, bedecked with radar blisters, boxy, etc.), strange (unconventional configuration or propulsion setup, niche specialization), or an interesting failure; or preferably some combination of all of those. Here's an imgur album of all the pictures below for easier scrolling, although they're out of order and unlabeled :effort:


The list is by no means comprehensive yet and I'm looking to expand it--any and all contributions are welcome.

Very cool, looking forward to going through this when I have a bit more time

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
What does it mean that half of those links are purple for me?

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Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

HookedOnChthonics posted:

So somewhat related to discussion a few pages ago, but I've been building up as large a collection as possible of ugly, oddly-designed, ill-advised and otherwise generally vaguely suspect airplane designs and I think it might be of interest here. The criteria are flexible and subjective but the intention is to be as representative as possible of aircraft of all types and eras that are either ugly (oddly proportioned, bedecked with radar blisters, boxy, etc.), strange (unconventional configuration or propulsion setup, niche specialization), or an interesting failure; or preferably some combination of all of those. Here's an imgur album of all the pictures below for easier scrolling, although they're out of order and unlabeled :effort:


The list is by no means comprehensive yet and I'm looking to expand it--any and all contributions are welcome.

Super nice.

I suggest the Facetmobile. http://www.facetmobile.com/

I've met the designer a few times, gives an excellent talk at Oshkosh about why aircraft fail. Also tells some pretty funny stories about how the security apparatus reacts when a Northrop aerodynamicist shows up at Oshkosh in a faceted airplane.

Also needs some F7U Gutless Cutlass.

Slo-Tek fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Jun 16, 2017

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