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Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Also

mastergeebo posted:

Don't mind the beard, it's a very warm day down on the farm. Just gave the horses some hay. They are happy now.

A very small portion of our flock. The one in the middle is one of the two roosters. His name is Headbanger.

This is his girlfriend, Sparklebutt. They both came with those names.

Here are some of the girls checking out a nest box.

I like your cocks

# ? Jun 16, 2017 02:39

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:11

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Hard no. posted:

Did someone say chainsaw? actually, it is a raccoon. I think it says "gently caress off" pretty nicely.

Racoon bite, chainsaw, goodbye to your appendages either way.

CeramicPig posted:

Little weekend BBQ. I was just starting to get buzzed and sweaty

And another one the next day. Pre drunk and sweaty

Clearly I wasn't feeling very original with my outfits

Plaid is good.

mastergeebo posted:

Don't mind the beard, it's a very warm day down on the farm. Just gave the horses some hay. They are happy now.

A very small portion of our flock. The one in the middle is one of the two roosters. His name is Headbanger.

This is his girlfriend, Sparklebutt. They both came with those names.

Here are some of the girls checking out a nest box.

Chickens is good.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:03

mastergeebo: Sep 26, 2004; Via con Dios, el Dingo

Kitchner posted:

I like your cocks

For a while we didn't have any roosters so the hens thought of me as one. Kind of disturbing the way they would always present whenever I went to feed them.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:10

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

mastergeebo posted:

For a while we didn't have any roosters so the hens thought of me as one. Kind of disturbing the way they would always present whenever I went to feed them.

Maybe but I won't kinkshame you don't worry.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:14

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I would like an army of chickens but they're illegal here for the time being.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:27

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

I would like an army of chickens but they're illegal here for the time being.

Once you have an army of chickens, who would dare get in your way?

# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:28

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Once you have an army of chickens, who would dare get in your way?

I could send them to peck out the eyes of that dude who keeps throwing cigarette butts in my garden, or the fat man across the alley who angrily stares at our imperfect lawn all day.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:32

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

I could send them to peck out the eyes of that dude who keeps throwing cigarette butts in my garden, or the fat man across the alley who angrily stares at our imperfect lawn all day.

Yes... yes... :getin:

# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:32

mastergeebo: Sep 26, 2004; Via con Dios, el Dingo

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Once you have an army of chickens, who would dare get in your way?

My wife had 200 chickens when I met her. They really don't care about leadership or orders to attack. Laziest army ever.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 04:13

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

mastergeebo posted:

My wife had 200 chickens when I met her. They really don't care about leadership or orders to attack. Laziest army ever.

Counterpoint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_JWE_ypEk

# ? Jun 16, 2017 04:22

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

Allo

# ? Jun 16, 2017 06:14

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

"So Zipperelli, we know you just worked a 60 hour shift on the rescue, but the hospital could really use some help right now..."

I hate myself, but also love money. :getin:

# ? Jun 16, 2017 06:43

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

Zipperelli. posted:

"So Zipperelli, we know you just worked a 60 hour shift on the rescue, but the hospital could really use some help right now..."

I hate myself, but also love money.

Florida medic and money?? Does not compute. You must be union...

# ? Jun 16, 2017 07:03

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

King of the Beach posted:

Florida medic and money?? Does not compute. You must be union...

IAFF, but that's about it.

I'm more referring to the insane amount of hours I'm putting in.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 07:52

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Picnic Princess posted:

I would like an army of chickens but they're illegal here for the time being.

I would be worried about which one of your appendages they would peck off.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 19:03

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

Am I goth enough yet

# ? Jun 16, 2017 20:37

Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

Sociopastry posted:

Am I goth enough yet

Very 1980s Culture Club.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:04

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Sociopastry posted:

Am I goth enough yet

dang.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:07

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

hell yes

finally, my aesthetic has been realized

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:08

Lichtenstein: May 31, 2012; It'll make sense, eventually.

That's one cool lipstick.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:47

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

Lichtenstein posted:

That's one cool lipstick.

It's two! It's a base of Katy kat black panther and the hard candy liquid lip in violent violet. It looks more purple in person.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 23:05

Sweet As Sin: May 8, 2007; Hee-ho!!!; Grimey Drawer

Love the makeup!

# ? Jun 17, 2017 01:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Sociopastry posted:

Am I goth enough yet

If I saw you walking past on a busy street I'd make eye contact and smile at you but I'd be super self conscious that I'm not dressed cool enough.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 01:31

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Sociopastry posted:

Am I goth enough yet

Your makeup is amazing!

We went to the Pride Festival in town and the local pit bull adoption folks were there.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 01:55

JEEVES420: Feb 16, 2005; The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Did you take it home with you?

# ? Jun 17, 2017 02:03

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

JEEVES420 posted:

Did you take it home with you?

Not today, but I am going to Tails and Ales tomorrow, which is an adoption event held at one of my favorite breweries. So we'll see!

# ? Jun 17, 2017 02:23

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

Thanks, everyone! I'm getting better at doing my makeup- I only started a year ago so I still have a lot to learn and I'm always paranoid that I look like some kind of hellclown.

Turns out I just gotta go goth af.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 03:09

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Sociopastry posted:

Am I goth enough yet

Yes, and no.

You are smiling

Like that woman on NCIS(?) who is what CBS imagines a goth is but she's always chipper and friendly

# ? Jun 17, 2017 04:17

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

pastel goths exist okay :colbert:

also I have crippling depression so that should counteract the smile, right?

:smith:

# ? Jun 17, 2017 04:34

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Real goths can smile, like when they get a new bat choker or when they listen to Love and Rockets.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 04:57

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

As long as you're genuinely depressed I say smile away

(also my opinion here is worthless as I never bothered to match internal and external stuff, at least you're trying)

# ? Jun 17, 2017 05:00

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Also, also it's a very nice smile and a good look and people who are all like ~your cred~ are dumb and I am one

namaste

# ? Jun 17, 2017 05:08

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

lol no worries, I assumed you were joking.

I honestly just very much enjoy the aesthetic. I'm generally a pretty positive person, crippling depression aside. But it's fun to look like you can kill someone with your eyeliner.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 05:28

Sweet As Sin: May 8, 2007; Hee-ho!!!; Grimey Drawer

I only do black lipstick for going on a stage

I think it matches my very dark eyes!

# ? Jun 17, 2017 05:35

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Sweet As Sin posted:

I only do black lipstick for going on a stage

I think it matches my very dark eyes!

It does!

# ? Jun 17, 2017 05:36

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

Sweet As Sin posted:

I only do black lipstick for going on a stage

I think it matches my very dark eyes!

You look loving radical in this picture.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 05:47

Sweet As Sin: May 8, 2007; Hee-ho!!!; Grimey Drawer

Thanks! I like this one from a few minutes later

# ? Jun 17, 2017 05:54

Lichtenstein: May 31, 2012; It'll make sense, eventually.

Sociopastry posted:

It's two! It's a base of Katy kat black panther and the hard candy liquid lip in violent violet. It looks more purple in person.

Huh, being pretty is a complicated hobby.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 10:10

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

syscall girl posted:

Yes, and no.

You are smiling

Like that woman on NCIS(?) who is what CBS imagines a goth is but she's always chipper and friendly

There's an identical role in Criminal Minds. My ex's mom used to religiously watch those shows, and it was always "oh, she's my favourite character." Both shows.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 11:28

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:11

Sweet As Sin: May 8, 2007; Hee-ho!!!; Grimey Drawer

Lichtenstein posted:

Huh, being pretty is a complicated hobby.

That's the reason most days I only wear concealer for my dark circles under my eyes, and a nude lipstick. I do have eyelash extensions and take care of my eyebrows, but doing a whole face is for special occasions.

I used to be very insecure about makeup, I'm glad I'm over that.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 13:21

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