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big time bisexual posted:when you aren't allowed to set off firecrackers tbh I think this is a clever way to avoid unintentionally setting poo poo on fire.
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Grand Fromage posted:I've had Koreans tell me they're happy guns are hard to get because if guns were common, half of Korea would be dead within the week. Yeah the chinese uni kids would eventually decide that if other people could have guns then they'd want a gun too, but if everyone had guns they would all shoot each other.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9o9aEuylNk&t=32s Old hong kong movie gunfights loving own. Also if you try and find footage of actual gunfights in China this is basically what happens irl
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I hate it when people ask me how many guns I own. Here, Korea, Japan- same question. And they seem really disappointed when I tell them I don't own guns, don't like guns, and only even know one person who has guns (and he's a proper Montana good ol' boy who ALSO has a PhD, so I trust him with them.) I lived smack-dab in the middle of the country growing up and all deer season meant for my family was that we stayed the hell out of the woods.
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curufinor posted:'one gun' lolwhatheck is that a tank silencer?!
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hakimashou posted:Yeah the chinese uni kids would eventually decide that if other people could have guns then they'd want a gun too, but if everyone had guns they would all shoot each other. This actually seems like a p decent idea.
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http://i.imgur.com/QcCNXtY.gifv This movie owns
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Someone got shot and thrown in the river downstairs from my old apartment. No one would talk about it after the police showed up though so not sure what happened, but there is a bit of gun crime here. Another time when my girlfriend was looking for a new apartment we went to one and it was a building that was mainly Tibetan. My girlfriend said she didn't want to live there since she would get killed, I told her to stop being racist and then on the way out someone told us there had been a murder the night before.
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peanut posted:lolwhatheck is that a tank silencer?! It is indeed. Built to reduce noise from a training range for nearby communities. This is from Germany. The "tank" is an M109G self-propelled howitzer.
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 im the 216 million dollar "slum upgrades"
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Stringent posted:This actually seems like a p decent idea. Me and this chick who did garment business in China used to talk about how cool it would be to import tons of guns to china.
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big time bisexual posted:when you aren't allowed to set off firecrackers this is pretty cool
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They can do it like the Philippines and just have a back-alley gun smith so the holduppers can rob you of your Nokia when you're chilling in the jeepney. big time bisexual posted:I would have never started noticing that saying if it wasn't for this thread
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Haier posted:They can do it like the Philippines and just have a back-alley gun smith so the holduppers can rob you of your Nokia when you're chilling in the jeepney. Want fak sexy cow balls
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https://twitter.com/BeijingTwig/status/875315168015548416
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Think about a society where -Nobody thinks about consequences more than 15 seconds into the future -The majority of rules are outright ignored -Nobody will attack another person unless they are sure they will not be hurt in retaliation (so using long-reach attacks or using groups) -Nobody will do things that take too much energy or effort -Nobody values anyone outside of their immediate family -Money and Face are the highest priority Now imagine giving people in this society the ability to instantly kill anyone just by pointing a device at them.
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i dont cave dive op.
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LentThem posted:Think about a society where Welcome to the Deep South
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LentThem posted:Think about a society where You left out something important: everyone has cameras and people video everything and post it on the internet. Now do you see?
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hakimashou posted:You left out something important: everyone has cameras and people video everything and post it on the internet. Just teach the people filming to shout WORLD STAR!!! and its pretty much the ghetto.
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I just went to the Lidl nearby to get some milk and dinner supplies and there were around two dozen Chinese tourists there lining up to the registers, each holding a ~dozen bars of cheap German chocolate and, for some reason, bag after bag of bananas. We get a lot of Chinese tourists in Helsinki at this time of the year but I live in the goddamn suburbs. No tour bus in sight. What should I guess just happened?
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Also I just caught up with the thread after a couple of days and drat get Haierdad an account, do it now, this thread has again been the best thing on the forums.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Welcome to the Deep South Doesn't the south have that hospitality thing going for them or is that a myth?
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oohhboy posted:Doesn't the south have that hospitality thing going for them or is that a myth? Bless your heart. Southern hospitality is absolutely a thing if you're white and don't look too crazy.
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barbecue at the folks posted:I just went to the Lidl nearby to get some milk and dinner supplies and there were around two dozen Chinese tourists there lining up to the registers, each holding a ~dozen bars of cheap German chocolate Was it Ritters? That's considered a somewhat luxury chocolate here, sort of like Toblerone both of which are considered gifts you pass out to friends/coworkers to prove you really did have a vacation in europe
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Candy that you bring back for your officemates to prove you visited a Foreign: Australia: Tim Tams Japan: Royce melty chocolates America: Kirkland variety pack or Ghirardelli chocolate UK: Cadbury chocolate or Arnotts shortbread Germany/Chechia/Austria: Toblerone or Ritters India: Haha right I'm forgetting some places like Canada and Singapore
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LentThem posted:Was it Ritters? That's considered a somewhat luxury chocolate here, sort of like Toblerone Nuh, it was the cheapest store-brand stuff. I guess they were still souvenir shopping, its just that I live nowhere near the city center and all this took place in an out of the way German discount supermarket, so I instantly thought of the thread. A nice little piece of Chinar weirdness to start my day with, I guess.
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LentThem posted:Candy that you bring back for your officemates to prove you visited a Foreign: Royce is the best. I used to live a couple of miles from the factory. Circa 2001 they had stuff that was exclusive to the factory.
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Never, ever buy salsa at Lidl. other than that, they're pretty rad
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oohhboy posted:Doesn't the south have that hospitality thing going for them or is that a myth? Hospitality is part and parcel of super-loving-patriarchal judeo-christo-islamic dudes-hanging-out-in-desert religion. That was what Sodom and Gomorrah were hosed for in the good book, not dudes loving each other in the butt It's required because the alternative is incredible violence to strangers and a general inability to travel anywhere
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VideoTapir posted:Royce is the best. I used to live a couple of miles from the factory. Circa 2001 they had stuff that was exclusive to the factory. I seriously inhale those bags of chocolate-dipped ruffle chips
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I don't why Mainlanders go apeshit over Kirkland Signature, but it always makes me smile. "You got that Kirkland fit" People that use the eggplant emoji instead of writing dick or penis are freaks. They should be under more scrutiny than Chinese rednecks.
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oohhboy posted:Doesn't the south have that hospitality thing going for them or is that a myth? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_honor_(Southern_United_States) I think someone on these forums educated me on this years ago. as long as you give the proper respect and follow the right social cues everything seems charming, but any violation causes absolute rage and violence
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LentThem posted:Candy that you bring back for your officemates to prove you visited a Foreign: All of this is available in Canada. If you visit Canada you buy maple syrup from one of those Canada brand tourist shops.
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Poldarn posted:All of this is available in Canada. i thought you just bought cough syrup
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Savage For The Winjun posted:i thought you just bought cough syrup Nah, Tylenol 3's
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curufinor posted:Hospitality is part and parcel of super-loving-patriarchal judeo-christo-islamic dudes-hanging-out-in-desert religion. That was what Sodom and Gomorrah were hosed for in the good book, not dudes loving each other in the butt Simmer down sparky, "southern hospitality" is a well documented tradition that goes back to landowning southern aristocrats prior to the American revolution. The tradition mandated extending food, beds, and service for free to any guest that showed up at their door. Religion had nothing to do with it and it was practiced heavily by freemasons who pointedly did not want to talk about religion. It was supposed to showcase your wealth and status in a vague imitation of British aristocrats, and in a practical sense it was needed because there weren't inns anywhere near plantation homes. As time went on and more aristocrats overbred and lost their land the tradition filtered down the classes because there were ex-riches who still felt it was important. By the American Civil War it was a largely accepted Dixie tradition. Reconstruction and increasing urbanization later weakened the tradition by putting hotels closer to things that mattered and it's now largely a folk tale that is referenced to get fussy friends and visitors to eat more at the dinner table.
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sometimes you gotta dry off the boys, seems fine as long as he wasn't sticking his dong all up in it i've seen some lady cut her nails on the MRT and some other guy using an electric shaver on the MRT, thankfully both were one-offs
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Haier posted:Mainlanders also don't understand at all how BC pills, injections, IUD, anything works. To them hormones = bad and causes cancer and permanent infertility. No ifs, ands, or buts. It is the most terrible poison for any woman to ever take, and she will get cancer and die. It is some sort of CIA plot to kill Chinese women. If you ask them what kind of hormone it is, what it does, where it affects, etc., they don't know anything about it, but will not lose face at that, and will tell you with full knowledge how it will make a womb barren forever. It's obnoxious. At first I was gonna chortle along, but then it occurred to me that if mainlanders funnel birth control pills into them like they shovel in antibiotics - that sure as hell can't be good for your mommy daddy region. curufinor posted:'one gun' The hell it is, that's my butt plug! WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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