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PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

Pope Guilty posted:

Three attributes with the original attributes as Specializations is how BNS MET works, so it's not like that's new with him.

Perhaps not, but was their justification the same nonsense?

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Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
The old MET system involved memorizing a couple of dozen adjectives which corresponded to Physical, Social, and Mental, and your total number of traits in the relevant category was used to break ties in RPS, so it's a pretty noticeable improvement. It's a lot easier to remember three numbers instead of nine.

E: I should note that in LARP simpler odd generally better- the BNS system wants to be simpler than tabletop while still letting crunch addicts jerk off over their killer builds, so it's a compromise between those objectives.

Pope Guilty fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Jun 16, 2017

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world

Loomer posted:

EDIT:
THERE'S AN HONEST TO GOD RANDOM ENCOUNTER TABLE WHAT THE gently caress

It's time for a loving block by block urban horror hexcrawl. I'm as serious as a goddamn heartattack

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Loomer posted:

So, a look at how feedings impact you. I haven't read the rules document yet - I mean, I honestly don't give a poo poo about rules most of the time - but here's a glimpse from the scenario document.

"Cenk Yildiz, 51: The proprietor of All-Nite Glücklich, a heavyset, mature survivor. Blood provides:
First use of Fortitude in a Scene is free.
Harika Demir, 30: Cenk’s daughter, happily working here, carries a baby on her hip; she’s hopeful,
charismatic, in love. Blood provides: +1 dice on Presence-related rolls.
Ketifa Demir, 1: Harika’s adorable baby daughter, who starts crying if things get violent. Blood
provides: Blush of Life (appear human for one scene)
Evenk Yildiz, 16: Teenage son of Cenk, unhappily working here; afraid, conflicted, on speed. Blood
provides: First use of Celerity in a Scene is free.
These and future blood effects last until starved (Hunger 5) or until next feeding."

Eat a baby, look human!


EDIT:
THERE'S AN HONEST TO GOD RANDOM ENCOUNTER TABLE WHAT THE gently caress

Can't wait to create a special effect for every NPC's blood, that's a great use of prep time and creativity.

The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Ferrinus posted:

It's time for a loving block by block urban horror hexcrawl. I'm as serious as a goddamn heartattack

tbh that sounds about as fun as frenching a waffle iron

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

At the same time the oWoD always gave the impression of being so loving infested with monsters that it might be reasonable.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
yeah it's a great way to increase tension and encourage cross-splat, too!

so you get I dunno a Gnosis 4 Nephandi instead of an adult red dragon but just like d&d idk what they would do with treasure inflation

what are Rust Monsters?

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world

The Unlife Aquatic posted:

tbh that sounds about as fun as frenching a waffle iron

You encounter three shovelheads in a 10x30 alleyway, roll for initiative.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Loomer posted:

THERE'S AN HONEST TO GOD RANDOM ENCOUNTER TABLE WHAT THE gently caress

I blame Swedracula's worship of 1st Edition Masquerade. The earliest books had poo poo like that, probably an artifact of the titanic shadow AD&D cast over everything back then- Call of Cthuhlu had "50% chance of 1d3 Deep Ones in this room" and the like too.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

Pope Guilty posted:

Can't wait to create a special effect for every NPC's blood, that's a great use of prep time and creativity.

I like that drinking a guy on crank's blood gives you a free speed boost. Why aren't vamps just draining addicts all the time?

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
Well now you get to minmax your herd, it's genius!!!

Terrorforge
Dec 22, 2013

More of a furnace, really

Kavak posted:

I blame Swedracula's worship of 1st Edition Masquerade. The earliest books had poo poo like that, probably an artifact of the titanic shadow AD&D cast over everything back then- Call of Cthuhlu had "50% chance of 1d3 Deep Ones in this room" and the like too.

Liberal use of random tables is part of the Swedish RPG landscape. Probably inherited it from AD&D back in the day, but we really went nuts with it. The most egregious example is Eon where dealing damage involves rolling to hit, rolling to see where on the body you hit and then depending on whether your weapon is crushing, slashing or thrusting rolling on the corresponding table to see exactly how and where you hit on that body part so you can apply the correct damage multipliers. Hell, the most legendary module of all time consists of nothing but wandering through an enchanted, inescapable forest rolling for random encounters until you stumble on enough relevant ones to get out.

Now personally I love all that, but seeing Swedracula shove it into Vampire feels a lot like seeing one of those unironic deviantArt pencil drawings of Shrek as a tortured goth or whatever.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
that's hosed up and wrong >:(

Terrorforge
Dec 22, 2013

More of a furnace, really
Listen here you, when I was a boy if we wanted to hit a troll with an axe we had to roll on the table uphill both ways in pitch darkness, and that's how we liked it.


e: I feel obligated to note that the system with the over-specific hit tables also has no less than three different hp systems and Roll To Not Die.

Terrorforge fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Jun 16, 2017

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
Who wants to see what else blood can give you?! No one? TOO BAD. We've got blood for every occasion and every minmax situation! Want to eat a baby? We have baby blood! Wanna know what the blood of a traumatized homeless woman tastes like? You're in luck!

We have blood from gay clubs!
Dietz Vormann, 21: Nervous wine-store clerk on his first big gay night out. Submissive. Blood
provides: +1 die for Dominate-related rolls.
DJ Clark Kent, 42: Worshipped, secretly straight, flirty and terribly busy. Hates rock music and goths
Blood provides: +2 dice for Awe (Presence)
Tavin Salim, 35: taxi-driver visiting his family, from Kolkata, huge dude with a booming laugh and constant jokes about Europeans. Into blood-play it turns out.
Blood provides: +1 die for Presence-related rolls
The Spartans, 22-35: Twelve big burly hot men, mostly with beards and close-cropped hair and abs extra defined by bodypaint. They could be a soccer team. They could be cosplayers. They could be a stag party. No one knows since they stay “in character” all the time. They are all super-party and are looking for well-trained men to join their last stand at Thermopylae. If you pull one, you pull five and if they see anyone being attacked in the club they all jump in to help. They are dangerous in a group and three of them have prop spears (made of wood) and leather shields they use with some skill. If a fight breaks out they may well overpower the coterie or even stake one of them by accident.
Physical 3, Melee 2: 3 spears doing +3 damage.
Blood provides: First use of Fortitude or Potence (roll randomly) free each scene

I won't lie, the idea of a couple of goth vampires running away from a bunch of drunk gay Spartans who staked their buddy is incredibly funny to me.

Blood from plastic surgery clinics!
Lana Rubenius, 45: Danish gallery curator, mother of two, has finally saved up correcting a vaginal injury she sustained in giving birth to her daughter Lina 2 years ago.
Blood provides: First use of Fortitude is free for each scene
Berthold Zimmerman, 55: German businessman (car sales), overnight after liposuction and Botox treatment. Is high on pain meds, can’t sleep and is watching porn, dreaming about the girls he will score with his new flesh.
Blood provides: +1 die on Presence-related rolls
Agathe Irmuska, 26: Belarussian breast-cancer victim replacing a breast with silicone implant. Sleeping heavily (sedated) and dreaming about her best friend and her running away together.
Blood provides: +1 die on Auspex-related rolls if fed from while dreaming. Otherwise nil.
Dr Nicolai Noaca, 62: Romanian plastic surgeon in a life-crisis. Believes he was destined to become a cop and has wasted his life. Bitter.
Blood provides: No special blood effects.

Blood from a nightclub disaster!
Katja Sonnerstam and Anja Niebling, 16 and 17: freshly dead club kids, the girls’ blood still retains
the resonance of abject fear
Blood provides: +2 dice to Dread Gaze (Presence).
Martin Kanerva: Coked up, adrenaline pumping veteran club-fiend
Blood provides: First use of Celerity is free in each scene.
Nik Kyller, 37: Drug dealer, so happy to be alive!
Blood Provides: +1 die on Presence-based rolls.

Blood from the streets!
Officer Karla Braunstein, 32: Local traffic police woman (pregnant)
Blood provides: Blush of Life (appear human for current scene)
Lt. Wolfram Thiessen, 44: Drunk vice cop who happens to be in a brothel nearby
Blood provides: Drunk (-1 to resist Frenzy for current scene)
Doner Gulbekian, 58: Armenian refugee, bum sleeping on roof
Blood provides: +1 die on Obfuscate-related tests
Ilja Mlinac, 42: Homeless ex-military with an undefinable Balkan accent, a lovely prosthetic arm, and an uncaring attitude toward vampires.
Blood provides: First use of Fortitude free each scene
Adelina, 33: Homeless addict, survivor of years of humiliation but not the least bitter or broken. hosed up and with a battery of weird tics.
Blood provides: +1 die for Auspex-related rolls
Henrich Böll, 25: Urban explorer and adrenaline junkie.
Blood provides: First use of Celerity free each scene

Blood from refugee children!
Reem Abadi, 12: survived repeated beatings by soldiers. Saw mom and dad drown off the coast of Cyprus.
Blood provides: First use of Fortitude free each scene
Bana Kabudi,14: proud and charismatic she holds her head high.
Blood provides: +1 die to Dominate-related rolls
Jonny Korda, 16 (really 20): Abducted by ISIS, brainwashed and forced to walk across a mine-field. Addicted to methamphetamines and has constant nightmares. Acts tough and talks like a radicalised islamist but is constantly afraid.
Blood provides: First use of Celerity free each scene

Blood from a random encounter chart!
1. Dro Forberg, 59: German accountant, sixth sense for phony books, on his way home or back from getting strong Turkish coffee
Blood provides: +1 die for Auspex-related tests
2. Suleiman Erdogan, 24: Turkish street thief, fast and cunning hands and feet
Blood provides: First use of Celerity free in each scene
3. Otto Karsten, 39: Austrian marathon runner, out for a jog
Blood provides: First use of Celerity free in each scene (Marathons, as we all know, are all about speed - not enduance.)
4. Curt Stolko, 43: Bosnian boxer and thug, works as an enforcer for a local crime boss
Blood provides: +1 die for Dominate-related tests
5. Marion Howard, 62: American tourist caught up in all this and she doesn’t approve of these foreign behaviors AT ALL, product of generations of Beacon Hill Boston aristocracy and incapable of understanding that life isn’t designed for her personally
Blood provides: +1 die for Dominate-related tests
6. Rafaella Pinarello, 48: Italian cancer survivor, in Berlin for a medical conference, sneaking a cigarette where nobody can see her
Blood provides: First use of Fortitude free in each scene
7. Konrad Wyznocki, 40: Polish home builder who does all the work himself to save up his money, hasn’t had a day off since the Wall came down because he’s an amphetamine and gambling addict, out on a job or a drug run
Blood provides: First use of Potence free in each scene (You may recall that 'the Wall' came down in 1989. He was twelve in 89.)
8. Raisa Westarp, 18: German Instagram model, taking “urban decadence” selfie
Blood provides: +1 die for Presence-related tests
9. Natassja Klausenberg, 33: Salesperson of the month nine times running at the cosmetics counter at KaDeWe, on a date with a rich idiot (Volker, full of useless blood)
Blood provides: +1 die for Presence-related tests
10. Hanna Lahr, 10: Innocent child lost in all the confusion trying to find her mommy (her mommy is a cop so take that Good Samaritan vampires)
Blood provides: Blush of Life for one scene

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


It's like the announcer in From Dusk till Dawn wrote an RPG. We got hairy blood, bloody blood, we got snappin' blood, we got silk blood, velvet blood, Naugahyde blood, we even got horse blood, dog blood, chicken blood! If you can find cheaper blood anywhere else, drink it!

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Gay nightclub victim NPC stats on the anniversary of the Pulse shooting? That's our White Wolf!

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


It's distasteful enough on its own, I don't think we need to reach to connect it to worse things. (Unless this dropped on the 12th in which case holy poo poo)

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Nice try, but I don't think this is quite up to the standards of Worst World Of Darkness Book. Tell them to go back and try harder. :colbert:

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

ZearothK posted:

Well, the rules are Ken Hite's thing, the scenario is Swedish Dracula's thing.

Going from the talk Hite did on his podcast, the rules are also Swedish Dracula's thing with Hite implementing what he wants and making suggestions.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Kavak posted:

(Unless this dropped on the 12th in which case holy poo poo)

It dropped on the 15th, which means the Pulse anniversary had been in the news for two days before they shrugged and clicked POST.

Agreed that it's probably just a terrible coincidence. Likely more astonishingly unaware than intentionally edgy.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Loomer posted:

The Spartans, 22-35: Twelve big burly hot men, mostly with beards and close-cropped hair and abs extra defined by bodypaint. They could be a soccer team. They could be cosplayers. They could be a stag party. No one knows since they stay “in character” all the time. They are all super-party and are looking for well-trained men to join their last stand at Thermopylae. If you pull one, you pull five and if they see anyone being attacked in the club they all jump in to help. They are dangerous in a group and three of them have prop spears (made of wood) and leather shields they use with some skill. If a fight breaks out they may well overpower the coterie or even stake one of them by accident.
Physical 3, Melee 2: 3 spears doing +3 damage.
Blood provides: First use of Fortitude or Potence (roll randomly) free each scene
What
The
gently caress
Is
This

quote:

Jonny Korda, 16 (really 20): Abducted by ISIS, brainwashed and forced to walk across a mine-field. Addicted to methamphetamines and has constant nightmares. Acts tough and talks like a radicalised islamist but is constantly afraid.
Blood provides: First use of Celerity free each scene
What
The
gently caress
Is
This

Kurieg fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Jun 16, 2017

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Terrorforge posted:

Liberal use of random tables is part of the Swedish RPG landscape. Probably inherited it from AD&D back in the day, but we really went nuts with it. The most egregious example is Eon where dealing damage involves rolling to hit, rolling to see where on the body you hit and then depending on whether your weapon is crushing, slashing or thrusting rolling on the corresponding table to see exactly how and where you hit on that body part so you can apply the correct damage multipliers. Hell, the most legendary module of all time consists of nothing but wandering through an enchanted, inescapable forest rolling for random encounters until you stumble on enough relevant ones to get out.

Now personally I love all that, but seeing Swedracula shove it into Vampire feels a lot like seeing one of those unironic deviantArt pencil drawings of Shrek as a tortured goth or whatever.

Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Coriolis, which is from that region, also has loads of tables to roll on, from random shopping encounters to random planet exploration. Glad to know it's part of the national DNA.

hangedman1984
Jul 25, 2012

Kurieg posted:

What
The
gently caress
Is
This

What
The
gently caress
Is
This


Is this loving intentional??? Like I'm having a really hard time believing they just accidentally created something this close the the Pulse shooting. Is this their hosed up attempt to be "edgy"!?

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Kurieg posted:

What
The
gently caress
Is
This

What
The
gently caress
Is
This


This is the antediluvian horror of the superfan rising to consume its children, the game line.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
There's not really a resemblance to the Pulse nightclub events. The sexclub hosting a gay party night full of spartans is just a possible location and not the target of any fighting in the scenario. There is an attack on a nightclub, but it's a van with bombs and I don't think any resemblance is intentional. I mean, it's garbage, but I don't think we need to hit it on that count - unless there were a bunch of spartan guys or something at Pulse that I'm unware of.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
"Brainwashed 16 year old victim of ISIS."
should be treated with a tad bit more gravity than
"Orc Warrior (level 1 Fighter) Often Chaotic Evil."

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

moths posted:

It dropped on the 15th, which means the Pulse anniversary had been in the news for two days before they shrugged and clicked POST.

Agreed that it's probably just a terrible coincidence. Likely more astonishingly unaware than intentionally edgy.

A bunch of Swede larpers give zero shits about an American gay club shooting.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Men (big burly hot): No. appearing (1-12), gay

Treasure type S: blood may be consumed to mimic effects of Potion of Strength or Haste (roll randomly)

Tasoth
Dec 13, 2011
So does the player know what bennie each person-cum-capri-sun provides in a scene or do they only find out after taking a drink? Because if it's the latter, what happens when you get the same benefit twice from feeding? Does 'first use of <x> is free' expand to the first two or is it wasted?

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
IIRC you only get the benefit of the last person you fed from and you only keep the benefit until you go below half blood points.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
Okay, so if I'm getting the rules right...

Any time you roll a 1 on a Hunger Die, you get a minor compulsion trigger. If you get it on two or more, you get a major compulsion. And unless you kill people - which is a fast road to humanity degeneration so hello unplayable characters - you're looking at always carrying around at least 1 hunger die. So you will nearly always have a... What's the statistical chance of getting a compulsion with 1, 2, or 3 hunger die out of 6? I'm terrible at probabilities.

Terrorforge
Dec 22, 2013

More of a furnace, really

Kurieg posted:

What
The
gently caress
Is
This

What
The
gently caress
Is
This


It's Ripped From The Headlines™

Honestly the spartans are just kind of endearingly dumb in a "this is my first time STing and I watched 300 last night" kind of way. The ISIS kid on the other hand is literally the fever dream of the European far-right. I'm surprised he isn't described as lurking in dark corners, waiting to ambush hard-working Ethnic Europeans and steal their jobs.

ZearothK posted:

Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Coriolis, which is from that region, also has loads of tables to roll on, from random shopping encounters to random planet exploration. Glad to know it's part of the national DNA.

Oh yeah. I never played that, but it's from the same people who are in charge of Mutant, the previous edition of which ("Heirs to the Apocalypse") has a special place in my heart for having just the best loot. The gist of the setting is that it's post-apocalyptic Scandinavia, but society has restarted and advanced roughly to the point of the industrial revolution and most of the sci-fi junk laying around is, well, junk. So you have things like a version of the Boy Scouts who get merit badges for finding a bent bottle cap or a singed hockey card and the actual loot tables include everything from "laser gun" and "a mostly functional chainsaw" to "half a shopping trolley" and "a third grade Spanish teacher in stasis".

Terrorforge
Dec 22, 2013

More of a furnace, really

Loomer posted:

Okay, so if I'm getting the rules right...

Any time you roll a 1 on a Hunger Die, you get a minor compulsion trigger. If you get it on two or more, you get a major compulsion. And unless you kill people - which is a fast road to humanity degeneration so hello unplayable characters - you're looking at always carrying around at least 1 hunger die. So you will nearly always have a... What's the statistical chance of getting a compulsion with 1, 2, or 3 hunger die out of 6? I'm terrible at probabilities.

Scoring at least one result of 1 on 1, 2 or 3d10? 10%, 19% and 27% respectively.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
And the chance of getting a major compulsion is 1% on 2 dice and 2.8% on 3, I think.

Regardless of what happens here it will probably sell like hotcakes because "OHMIGAD WHITEWOOOFF" to be followed shortly by "THIS NOT MAI MAKARADS!" the same that happened with Requiem.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!

Loomer posted:

10. Hanna Lahr, 10: Innocent child lost in all the confusion trying to find her mommy (her mommy is a cop so take that Good Samaritan vampires)
Blood provides: Blush of Life for one scene

I... what? Is talking to children illegal in Sweden?

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

ZiegeDame posted:

I... what? Is talking to children illegal in Sweden?
It might be for Swedracula, as well as getting within 100ft of a school.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
It sure is great they did some pretty cool 20th anniversary books in the oWoD to give it a sort of modern send off with some updated rules and then nothing else ever happened with the oWoD ever again.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


The Spartans actually rule and are easily the best thing about this. Just a bunch of big burly gay dudes who aren't gonna let vampires attack people while they're out clubbing.

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RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
"Hello homeless person, is that a crack pipe you have there?"
"Uhhh, yeah, why-"
*DRAINED*

Big Gay Spartans is wonderful, though, especially for their lovely fake spears actually being a bigger threat to vampires than a normal spear. The fact that they all refuse to break character only makes it better.

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