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the best thing about the tax collector is he asks you three questions. two are about exploits and the other one is something like "have you ever just walked into a house and taken everything that wasn't nailed down?" and if you answer "Yes" to that one, he just lets you go instead of taking all your money because, hell, everybody does it.
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goferchan posted:at launch there was an exploit where you could slaughter infinitely respawning cows in White Orchard for their hides and make infinite money. when they addressed it in a patch , the notes just said "Added Bovine Defense Force Initiative" and now a massive overleveled Chort shows up and murders you if you kill too many cows. Also in one of the expansions if you're holding too much money a tax collector shows up and accuses you of "engaging in illegal rawhide trade in the white orchard reigon" or something lol lmao
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Oxenfurt Tax Collector, Wandering into a Bethesda Game: Sir, you're under arrest for stealing everyone's weeds, crushing them up, and wandering around the continent selling 16,000 Septims worth of weedwater, and also for having some kind of a hosed up fishface.
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Jun 9, 2017 03:14
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extremebuff posted:lmao i never found it but lol i looked it up and they even added a Gwent card in one of the expansions of a cow that dies and summons a chort. thank u CDProjekt
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Also....... 🤔🤔 https://twitter.com/CDPROJEKTRED/status/872840969795899394 I hope I can be an honorable enough gamer not to look. But temptation is strong
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goferchan posted:at launch there was an exploit where you could slaughter infinitely respawning cows in White Orchard for their hides and make infinite money. when they addressed it in a patch , the notes just said "Added Bovine Defense Force Initiative" and now a massive overleveled Chort shows up and murders you if you kill too many cows. Also in one of the expansions if you're holding too much money a tax collector shows up and accuses you of "engaging in illegal rawhide trade in the white orchard reigon" or something lol Lol. Also congrats on the cake
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Pablo Gigante posted:Lol. Also congrats on the cake cake?
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goferchan posted:at launch there was an exploit where you could slaughter infinitely respawning cows in White Orchard for their hides and make infinite money. when they addressed it in a patch , the notes just said "Added Bovine Defense Force Initiative" and now a massive overleveled Chort shows up and murders you if you kill too many cows. Also in one of the expansions if you're holding too much money a tax collector shows up and accuses you of "engaging in illegal rawhide trade in the white orchard reigon" or something lol lol
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I don't think there was ever a point where I felt rich. I was close in the vanilla game but eventually with the expansions between runes, master crafting, and the house, I was pretty quickly broke once again.
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tao of lmao posted:I don't think there was ever a point where I felt rich. I was close in the vanilla game but eventually with the expansions between runes, master crafting, and the house, I was pretty quickly broke once again. I spent all my money on real estate, grandmaster witcher clothes, and potions of clearance so that I would literally never have to choose a play style and could completely rebuild Geralt on a whim.
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There's nothing better than walking into a giant 30+ bandit camp in B&W, running around alerting all of them, kiting them neatly into a tight group and then exploding them with a freezing aard into a confetti of body parts. Butcher of Blaviken is real. The cherry on top is your PC crashing from calculating all those intestine physics so that you can reload the game and do it again.
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Jun 9, 2017 15:38
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goferchan posted:Also....... 🤔🤔 I'm near certain this is an ARG.
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I'm near certain this is an ARG. It's actually probably just the idiot hackers who tried to do the same thing to Netflix and Disney over Orange is the New Black and Pirates of the Caribbean.
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after their abject failure and humiliation in those two scenarios, maybe they figured "well, these guys will surrender, they're in poland!" apparently having never looked at history.
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You better pay us or we'll... spoil the upcoming season of Orange is the New Black ohhhhhhh noooo lol
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Lumpy the Cook posted:You better pay us or we'll... spoil the upcoming season of Orange is the New Black ohhhhhhh noooo lol they literally call themseles "thedarkoverlord" but maybe it wasn't them because they seem to be focused on Steve Harvey's Funderdome and some local Doctor's offices in Colorado
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Ransoming design documents for a video game is pretty cyberpunk
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Larry Parrish posted:Ransoming design documents for a video game is pretty cyberpunk Haha
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Witcher 3 is getting PS4 Pro and Xbox One X updates  want to see how awesome Toussaint will look
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julian assflange posted:Witcher 3 is getting PS4 Pro and Xbox One X updates Time to get into my NG+ file
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i got w3 when it was on sale a few weeks ago and this is the first single player game that i've put any amount of time in in a while bethesda must be making GBS threads their pants about cyberpunk vs their freshly updated six year old game
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It grinds my gears that Bethesda sets the western RPG standard when Witcher 3 exists
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it still amazes me to think about the first witcher (which i enjoyed) and how much cdpr managed to achieve just 2 games later
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goferchan posted:at launch there was an exploit where you could slaughter infinitely respawning cows in White Orchard for their hides and make infinite money. when they addressed it in a patch , the notes just said "Added Bovine Defense Force Initiative" and now a massive overleveled Chort shows up and murders you if you kill too many cows. Also in one of the expansions if you're holding too much money a tax collector shows up and accuses you of "engaging in illegal rawhide trade in the white orchard reigon" or something lol
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I got this game recently. What are a few essential tips for a noob who hasn't played more then a few hours of the first game
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put it on the highest difficulty, youve got to pay attention to the systems and its way more fun. otherwise th game does a pretty good job of explaining itself
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Fungah! posted:put it on the highest difficulty, youve got to pay attention to the systems and its way more fun. otherwise th game does a pretty good job of explaining itself this and save often. this games awesome, enjoy
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I got this game recently. What are a few essential tips for a noob who hasn't played more then a few hours of the first game Hmm. I think the fighting is really intuitive, much better than the first and second game. I would suggest you put experience points into the quick sword stuff and then into signs/potions depending on which you use more. I used Quen a lot which is a magic shield so maybe go with that. Definitely get the skill where eating food is more effective (forget what it's called), it's very helpful. Also I wouldn't purchase armor/weapons, think you'll find good stuff for free. Don't feel like you need to tackle every icon on the map, they're all pretty similar. Fungah! posted:put it on the highest difficulty, youve got to pay attention to the systems and its way more fun. otherwise th game does a pretty good job of explaining itself Disagreed, normal is fine.
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Witcher 3 handles sidequests a lot differently than most RPGs, because they're not really good for experience/leveling but they're well-written and entertaining. So don't expect to grind with them, but be sure to do a lot of them.
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vaginal facsimile posted:Disagreed, normal is fine. normal is dumb because you're invincible and heal instantly out of combat and don't have to prepare for anything, which is half the fun. very hard is a little insane for most people (you die in 2 hits regardless of armor) but hard felt perfect
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ij ust checked my save and it was on hard not death march lol. thats the sweet spot imo
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extremebuff posted:normal is dumb because you're invincible and heal instantly out of combat and don't have to prepare for anything, which is half the fun. very hard is a little insane for most people (you die in 2 hits regardless of armor) but hard felt perfect I guess I wasn't into the combat enough to deal with too much of a challenge. To each his own
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I got this game recently. What are a few essential tips for a noob who hasn't played more then a few hours of the first game your potions regenerate when you rest with a little alcohol, so feel free to chug your foul witcher drugs whenever you please.
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Hard mode is canon.
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rediscover posted:Hard mode is canon. Lmfao at your avatar
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Switch between the two highest difficulties depending on your mood. Or play it on hardest and use the mod that lets you equip more than a few talents at a time because it makes the game 100x more fun
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i thought the weakest part of the game was easily the talent tree with stupid small +5% upgrades and then on top of that it only lets you 'equip' a handful of your skillpoints lol like cmon
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extremebuff posted:i thought the weakest part of the game was easily the talent tree with stupid small +5% upgrades and then on top of that it only lets you 'equip' a handful of your skillpoints lol like cmon this has been driving me nuts. it basically forces you to grind, though i guess it also helps avoid wow's huge number damage problem 
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theres no grinding. 80% of your experience is from quests and key actions (blowing up monster nests, killing big baddies) and you also literally find skillpoints as you explore. if you consider exploring and doing witcher contracts grinding idk what to tell you e: oh yospos of course
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yeah you almost literally can't grind in this game. like i was a little shy on $ for buying all the grandmaster sets at the end after clearing out camps and the only way to get money really anymore was to sell stuff (which was fine, i should have sold the 2000 flowers i was carrying for no reason anyway)
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