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spog posted:28lbs!! I can't believe that. That guy was obviously full of poo poo.
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That story is full of poo poo.
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Jun 16, 2017 06:06
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ABOUT loving TIME
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Asked google if there was eggplant character in the upcoming Emoji movie. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/netflix-wins-bidding-war-eggplant-emoji-ben-stiller-workaholics-creators-968990 quote:When a teenager accidentally cuts off his penis during a camping trip, he and his friends rush to save the appendage before it's too late. 
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Jun 16, 2017 08:28
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I am pretty sure that "too late" isn't that point 
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How do you accidentally cut off your penis? "Hey, Bob. Oh, Nick borrowed your Fleshlight. He said he'll use a condom and wash it afterwards." "Fleshlight? I don't have a Fleshlight. And where's my portable salami slicer gone?" *scream in distance*
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Sunswipe posted:How do you accidentally cut off your penis? "Aww, here we go again!" *laugh track, end theme plays*
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I was going to say, "what's weird or funny about that" because my eyes were drawn to the article. Then I noticed the tweet suggesting it was "moist" rebels.; which incidentally reminds me of the "funnest" active insurgent group I know of--the Ninjas.
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Jun 16, 2017 14:41
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The Weekly World News was great.
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I miss seeing Batboy's picture while in line at the grocery store.
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One of the many wonderful things about the ol' WWN was that they'd put weird-but-true things they'd found in overseas newspapers or medical journals or whatever right alongside the patently made-up stuff, e.g.: 
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I used to buy the WWN all the time in the 90s. Sure, it was mostly bullshit, but it was all tongue in cheek.
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Is there a German word for "shocking but understandable in the context of humanity". I feel like it's the headline for "Toddlers and Tiaras gets a seventh season" in German.
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Jun 16, 2017 21:18
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This isn't really surprising. Detergent is toxic, child meat isn't.
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Dragonwagon posted:This isn't really surprising. Detergent is toxic, child meat isn't. 
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: Detergent is toxic, child meat isn't.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: Detergent is toxic, child meat isn't. Seconded.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: Detergent is toxic, child meat isn't. And thirded.
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Don't go to the gravel pit party, Livingston County sheriff warns
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sir are you aware you are a deer?
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Cumslut1895 posted:sir are you aware you are a deer? "Oh, deer!"
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Cumslut1895 posted:sir are you aware you are a deer? That animal was not expecting that blunt and insensitive of a question
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Well, what did it have to say ?
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Jun 17, 2017 08:07
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This deer should send its résumé to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington D.C. 20500.
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Cumslut1895 posted:sir are you aware you are a deer? 
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I don't know what the gently caress this is but I laughed heartily
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Do you guys discuss what thread to post this stuff in, or do you just post it in all of them to be certain.
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Pastry of the Year posted:One of the many wonderful things about the ol' WWN was that they'd put weird-but-true things they'd found in overseas newspapers or medical journals or whatever right alongside the patently made-up stuff, e.g.: Poor top model, ate a whole cauliflower, liver, steak, eggs, kidney, cheese, bread, mushrooms, carrots, peaches, pears, apples, bananas, plums, grapes, and milk, THEN DIED!
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thepopmonster posted:Poor top model, ate a whole cauliflower, liver, steak, eggs, kidney, cheese, bread, mushrooms, carrots, peaches, pears, apples, bananas, plums, grapes, and milk, THEN DIED! I know an top model who swallowed a bird How absurd to swallow a bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her She swallowed the spider to catch the fly I don't know why she swallowed the fly Perhaps she'll die.
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There once was a top model who swallowed a horse tranquilizer Shes dead of course
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Does anyone remember what's the Twitter account that posts all the weird Victorian era news items and crime reports? I recall it's been used in this thread a few times.
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Man, I haven't thought about Chuck McCann in a long time, and here he is, a deer. 
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Big Grunty Secret posted:I've heard of a deer in headlights, but a deer in the headlines? uggggggghhhhh
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