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i am waiting for you
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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describe the glass mountain in further detail because it entices my interest more than the castle
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Jun 17, 2017 01:42
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- Sole.Sushi
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Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
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describe the glass mountain in further detail because it entices my interest more than the castle
What if the castle is also made of glass? What if the mountain and the castle are made of the same piece of glass??
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Jun 17, 2017 02:12
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It was a hella bad idea to put the restroom on the top floor of my glass castle. No privacy I tell you.
Everyone gets to see me take a dump in the glass distortion and reflections. The glass pipes conceal nothing as a smelly poo appears to magically fly past the foyer and kitchen. Sometimes the dog chases said crap phantom around the whole house.
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Jun 17, 2017 02:22
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beep boop
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this is when you get out your shrink ray, shrink me, and you tell me to go in the model of castle on top of the glass mountain, isn't it?
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Jun 17, 2017 02:23
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Where the flip did I put that glass of water? Why does this keep happening?
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Jun 17, 2017 10:50
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weirdly, the inhabitabts of glass castle all have perpetually broken noses
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Jun 17, 2017 12:11
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It was a hella bad idea to put the restroom on the top floor of my glass castle. No privacy I tell you.
Everyone gets to see me take a dump in the glass distortion and reflections. The glass pipes conceal nothing as a smelly poo appears to magically fly past the foyer and kitchen. Sometimes the dog chases said crap phantom around the whole house.
later you also see mario and luigi seemingly floating thru the same space
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Jun 17, 2017 13:30
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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i recline on my chaise in my castle atop the glass mouintain, hoping my prince will arrive soon
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Jun 17, 2017 13:39
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- alnilam
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It bankrupted my kingdom but these diamond cannonballs were all worth it if it finally means a successful attack on the glasstle
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Jun 17, 2017 14:21
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But if the glass mountain shatters, does the castle not go with it? YOU FOOL
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Jun 17, 2017 15:14
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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many princes have tried to summit this glass mpountain but all have perished, cut to pieces on the jagged edges of glass ravines, or losing their purchase on its smooth sides and tumbling hard miles to their death, still, at the top, perfumed and bedecked with white flowers, i await
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Jun 17, 2017 15:51
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im on a ladder but i only went half way up. dont worry my friend tom is holding it
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Jun 17, 2017 21:39
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i also posted without editing
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Jun 17, 2017 21:41
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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cda what are you doing get down from there your going to hurt yourself
im parting my lips slightly as i lean out over the parapet, chest heaving as i hope that among my many suitors, there is one who will not end the day as a battered, gashed corpse
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Jun 17, 2017 23:44
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- alnilam
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*tying suction cups to hands and knees*
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Jun 17, 2017 23:45
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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the castle library is stocked with many books, some fictional, and some instructional, that have awakened me to the first flush of womanly desire, and yet no matter how many times i pore over their illustrations by the candlelight, i know that the sweet ache i feel is only a whisper of the all-consuming pleasure of another person's touch
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Jun 17, 2017 23:46
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it has been so lonely here, since my parents tripped and fell down the mountain
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Jun 17, 2017 23:46
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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in my bed i lie motionless, held tight by dreams of the one who will give me my release. birds enter a chamber through my window and feed me bright, juicy berries. who will climb this castle and awake my senses from the slumber my mind can contemplate, but never penetrate
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Jun 17, 2017 23:49
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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check my instagram, for more pictures of the glass mountain
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Jun 17, 2017 23:50
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perhaps the princess must find love not from the visage of a man, but instead her own in the reflections of glass mountain
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Jun 18, 2017 02:59
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everyone has a big laugh at the dumbass who brings a pick to climb glass mountain, instead of us pros who are covered head to toe in suction cups
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Jun 18, 2017 05:29
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- Ultra Spoot
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Looks like my degree from how to get to a person in a castle on top of a glass mountain college is finally gonna pay off.
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Jun 18, 2017 09:58
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Looks like my degree from how to get to a person in a castle on top of a glass mountain college is finally gonna pay off.
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Jun 18, 2017 11:55
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- Sole.Sushi
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Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
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it has been so lonely here, since my parents tripped and fell down the mountain
A dashing helicopter pilot will be the prince you seek.
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Jun 18, 2017 15:00
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the strongest princes and knights could not reach the summit, but greg, the bong and crack pipe smith, carved out enough bongs and crack pipes to reduce the mountain to molehill
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Jun 18, 2017 16:57
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- mags
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Can't post for 3 days!
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glass mountain is brought to you by the fine folks at Windex
everyone in the idf must die
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Jun 18, 2017 23:24
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- Meeksha
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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prince failure keeps trying to climb up and apparently doesn't know how to take care of his personal hygiene because now the castle is COVERED in skin oil. THANKS, PAL.
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Jun 20, 2017 21:49
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it has been so lonely here, since my parents tripped and fell down the mountain
Now that I am very invested in this story, what is the background behind your parent's decision to make their home on a glass mountain rather than a more traditional 3 bed semi in Windsor?
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Jun 21, 2017 11:53
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you're actually on top of an rear end mountain, op
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Jun 21, 2017 13:24
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you're actually on top of an rear end mountain, op
I predicted this post before i clicked lol
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Jun 21, 2017 14:27
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trying to fashion crampons and a climbing pick from bits of my helicopter
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Jun 21, 2017 14:34
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