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Weatherman posted:Yeah, and why do we have drug laws? Obviously people can still take drugs and if just one person does then the laws are a complete and utter failure. Yes, the war on drugs has been a complete and utter failure that has caused more harm than good.
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lol, drug laws are like the worst possible example he could have chosen.
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:lol, drug laws are like the worst possible example he could have chosen. Or was it deliberate puppetmastery to generate schadenfreude??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JptOZvXWfpI This week's fails has a little something for everybody - shoddy playground equipment, cute animals, hoverboards, a drone inside, and absolutely no complications involving old people and driving.
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gschmidl posted:Or was it deliberate puppetmastery to generate schadenfreude?? Nah I'm enough of an arsehole to try that, but nowhere near smart enough. It was the first example off the top of my head, and I'm trying to remember the movie or podcast or something where I heard someone bring it up in that context (though to much better effect), but I'm drawing a complete blank right now. vvvvv No I've just remembered, it was the Daily Show bit that John Oliver did about Australian gun control. He was speaking to that lunatic American who was all "more guns for everyone because laws are just words on paper" and brought up drug laws. I think. Weatherman has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Jun 17, 2017 |
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Jun 17, 2017 10:01
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I think you might be thinking of a Jim Jefferies bit, from Bare I think?
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Beeswax posted:New jokes are allowed More like newjokeless amirite?
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http://i.imgur.com/EoonwL4.gifv
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Who in the actual gently caress throws away a perfectly good bear?
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I like that you can tell that what happened is the first guy found the bear in the dumpster, went and got the second guy and camera man and said, "Dude, the most amazing thing is in there, you've got to see it!" Now they're going to go get their buddy and the cycle will repeat.
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Random Stranger posted:I like that you can tell that what happened is the first guy found the bear in the dumpster, went and got the second guy and camera man and said, "Dude, the most amazing thing is in there, you've got to see it!" Now they're going to go get their buddy and the cycle will repeat. Well, it bears repeating. 
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Random Stranger posted:I like that you can tell that what happened is the first guy found the bear in the dumpster, went and got the second guy and camera man and said, "Dude, the most amazing thing is in there, you've got to see it!" Now they're going to go get their buddy and the bear will eat.
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Takes No Damage posted:Holy poo poo about 11 minutes in she goes full-on Super Saiyan Exorcist on her own husband. Posted a while back but... This isn't psychosis, it's stupid entitlement. Working in customer service, I talk to women like her probably 5-6 times a day. They can't wrap their minds around there being consequences to their actions. "I didn't pay my bill for 6 months, how dare you shut me off! What do you mean you can't turn my service back on until Monday! *Incoherent screeching, wailing, gnashing of teeth* LET ME TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!" It's always well off white women. They're so entitled they lose their poo poo whenever someone tells them they can't have what they want or they will be suffering consequences for their very poor choices.
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Jun 17, 2017 18:12
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This lady is the epitome of You Can Beat the Rap but You Can't Beat the Ride.
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Dear Prudence posted:Posted a while back but... They're also accustomed to having their demands met because most of their experience is with shouting harassment at overworked customer service staff who don't have enough time or fucks to give and will do whatever it takes just to get away ASAP. But the police do not work like that. They are not there to provide accommodation, and shouting at them only makes them stronger.
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http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2017/jun/16/alarm-clock-dropped-inside-wall-goes-daily-13-year/ Guy drops an alarm clock into his wall by accident. The battery's lasted 13 years so far 
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Jun 17, 2017 20:05
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What's this brown bricks inspector gadget thing I've seen show up in a few threads?
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ISIS CURES TROONS posted:http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2017/jun/16/alarm-clock-dropped-inside-wall-goes-daily-13-year/ Jesus dude, 13 years of alarms vs learn how to patch some drywall doesn't seem like a hard choice.
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Jun 17, 2017 20:33
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ilmucche posted:What's this brown bricks inspector gadget thing I've seen show up in a few threads? memes
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Scruff McGruff posted:Jesus dude, 13 years of alarms vs learn how to patch some drywall doesn't seem like a hard choice. Yeah right? It's super easy and cheap.
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Jun 17, 2017 21:00
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Honestly getting up at that time consequently each day every day every year for thirteen years might not be a bad thing. I just wish I had the mental fortitude not to need to entomb an immortal alarm clock into my drywall to do it.
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I fucken loved this when I was a kid
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Karate Bastard posted:Honestly getting up at that time consequently each day every day every year for thirteen years might not be a bad thing. I just wish I had the mental fortitude not to need to entomb an immortal alarm clock into my drywall to do it. Getting up at seven in the evening? What a lazy bum. (the article said PM)
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Jun 17, 2017 21:16
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ilmucche posted:What's this brown bricks inspector gadget thing I've seen show up in a few threads? It's a spammer, put him on ignore.
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ilmucche posted:What's this brown bricks inspector gadget thing I've seen show up in a few threads? http://knowyourmeme.com/ will explain it all.
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I guess it's just a guy who was being SUPER RANDOM and did the inspector gadget voice while reviewing minecraft. People make fun of him for it. 
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Guilty of horse riding while drunk and stupid?
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Memento posted:Guilty of horse riding while drunk and stupid? i don't think you can find him guilty of actually riding a horse at any point here
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Turtlicious posted:I'm the beer can clearly visible reflecting off the dash. I had a buddy in rural Idaho a few years ago who was very fond of drink drives - he'd just go driving around drinking the cheapest stuff he could find at service stations, so usually 4-Loko or other caffeinated alco-pops.
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It was perfectly legal here until 2011 - as long as you weren't over the BAC limit to drive (0.05%) then you could drink alcohol while behind the wheel.
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e: didn't mean to post e again: Poor Oldhorseless, thought of stirrups and died? LonsomeSon has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Jun 18, 2017 |
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Saint Freak posted:I don't even know what kind of mass transit would work for a land mass of like 4 million square miles that has all of 5 or so real cities in it. Uber. 
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ISIS CURES TROONS posted:http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2017/jun/16/alarm-clock-dropped-inside-wall-goes-daily-13-year/ Burn the house down and collect the insurance money. No jury would convict.
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Spanish matador dies after being gored during bullfightquote:A Spanish bullfighter died after he tripped in the ring and was gored by the bull in south-western France, according to media reports. Ivan Fandino, 36, was taken to hospital, but later died from his injuries, Spanish news agency EFE reported, citing sources close to the Basque matador’s entourage. Fandino stumbled during a fight in Aire-sur-l’Adour on Saturday after he tripped on a cape used in a turn to engage and distract the specially bred fighting bull. The animal then pierced the matador’s torso with its horns, EFE said. 
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What if it's a cape made out of lasers? 
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Volcott posted:What if it's a cape made out of lasers? Well if it means they get their poo poo ripped open by a bull, actually I guess they should wear all the capes all the time.
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Memento posted:Well if it means they get their poo poo ripped open by a bull, actually I guess they should wear all the capes all the time. Is it really a matador if they don't even have a cape? I say not 
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I couldn't possibly have less sympathy for a guy who dies bullfighting. gently caress matadors and gently caress bullfighting.
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