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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Lastgirl posted:

donal trump #1 big rear end problem



russia probes


the ed balls treatment

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Ekster posted:

reminder that he can shoot nukes within minutes

he'd have to actually remember the codes first

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Yinlock posted:

i like how he just can't stop lying even in private

remember a few days ago when it leaked that hes interjecting "im not under investigation" into like every conversation

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

CortezFantastic posted:

He's old as gently caress, it's way too late and he is the loving TV Dad to end all TV Dad's. There was little chance of him going to jail.

Oh for sure it's just a fuckin shame that this ball wasn't rolling when the poo poo was actually happening, and that the best his victims could hope for was some semblance of justice long after he was raping women with complete legal immunity.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Ekster posted:

reminder that he can shoot nukes within minutes

reminder that this isn't how it works

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the "problem" with the case that ended in mistrial and why intitially it was not prosecuted was da didn't think jury would believe alleged victim did not consent because for many reasons

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

remember a few days ago when it leaked that hes interjecting "im not under investigation" into like every conversation

"by the way have you ever noticed that i have never committed a crime"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Squizzle posted:

remember a few days ago when it leaked that hes interjecting "im not under investigation" into like every conversation

I hope comet called him and said "your under investigation "

click

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Squizzle posted:

remember a few days ago when it leaked that hes interjecting "im not under investigation" into like every conversation

lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

I hope comet called him and said "your under investigation "

click

lmebo that would own

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Yinlock posted:

your whiteness level determines how likely you are to go to court, while your wealth determines the verdict

Wealthy people go to jail, it just depends on the crime. There are a few crimes we kinda decided people can't get away for. Child porn/abuse, mass murder, some other poo poo cause I haven't had a full coffee yet. Rape already has a super low conviction rate. It was just very unlikely from the start.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also i'm p. sure rape ends your TV Dad status immediately

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

"by the way have you ever noticed that i have never committed a crime"

i don't think trump bothers with something so polite as the bee tee dubs

you know he just rams it right into the conversation since everyone should rightly be hanging on his every word

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

also i'm p. sure rape ends your TV Dad status immediately

actually most rapes are committed by people the victims already know on television

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

cosby will be POTUS 2020

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

I hope comet called him and said "your under investigation "

click

the fbi killed trump credibility without even trying and trump went all out in his tweets and even went chaos trump

the fbi didnt even get hurt and they let me tweet to let you know your next

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

CortezFantastic posted:

Wealthy people go to jail, it just depends on the crime. There are a few crimes we kinda decided people can't get away for. Child porn/abuse, mass murder, some other poo poo cause I haven't had a full coffee yet. Rape already has a super low conviction rate. It was just very unlikely from the start.

yeah i don't know the exact division

i know attempted murder isn't on there for rich whites because cheney shot a man in the face and that man proceeded to publicly apologize to dick cheney

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/TownsendMark/status/876062813915054080

:unsmith:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




H.P. Hovercraft posted:

actually most rapes are committed by people the victims already know on television

diagram this for me, what is on television modifying

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i almost can't believe may hasn't resigned yet

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Yinlock posted:

also i'm p. sure rape ends your TV Dad status immediately

or does it :quagmire:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





so the anglosphere pastime now is making bad electoral choices then overwhelmingly protesting them

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


the tories were trying to frame this as EVIL LABOUR POLITICIZES IT based off a picture of corbyn hugging one of the victims but uhh they told may to gently caress off when she dropped by for her photo op so

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013


strong and stable and extremely fit for brexit negotiations

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
nite crew is a MESS!

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

triple sulk posted:

i almost can't believe may hasn't resigned yet

everyone else is either more unpopular or they're vulnerable to losing the vote in their constituency

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

so the anglosphere pastime now is making bad electoral choices then overwhelmingly protesting them

well these are specifically the people that didn't

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm whey

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

the fbi killed trump credibility without even trying and trump went all out in his tweets and even went chaos trump

the fbi didnt even get hurt and they let me tweet to let you know your next

what's it like going Full LF

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
actually a jury deciding not to vote guilty on specific charges doesn't mean they believe the defendant was not guilty. It could be that the prosecution didn't present evidence that would convince the jury that there could be no reasonable doubt that the defendant was guilty of what he was being charged for
:goonsay:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




triple sulk posted:

i almost can't believe may hasn't resigned yet

she cant until the queen reads runes on a goat skin because the tories could lose their govt power somehow (westminster????) and there would be a new election, for corbyn to win

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

2DCAT posted:

nite crew is a MESS!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

i'm whey

curdle if true

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

she cant until the queen reads runes on a goat skin because the tories could lose their govt power somehow (westminster????) and there would be a new election, for corbyn to win

wasn't the queen's response to all this just "hahahahaha"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

actually a jury deciding not to vote guilty on specific charges doesn't mean they believe the defendant was not guilty. It could be that the prosecution didn't present evidence that would convince the jury that there could be no reasonable doubt that the defendant was guilty of what he was being charged for
:goonsay:

what

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

it's crazy how much people like cats

i know rite? esp the ugly ones being posted here

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yospos hasta have a cat thread to keep it contained there

i sympathize with those cats i hate weddings too

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

logikv9 posted:

i'm whey

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Lastgirl posted:

donal trump #1 big rear end problem



omfg this is sooooo good

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