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Memento posted:Cane toads excrete poison from glands on their shoulders, and it runs down their backs. Not the fun kind either 
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Memento posted:Cane toads excrete poison from glands on their shoulders, and it runs down their backs. Even so, I don't think the toad would be going anywhere any time soon
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El Burbo posted:Even so, I don't think the toad would be going anywhere any time soon Well no, but the snake is hosed. Cane toads excrete poison at the slightest hint of danger, so you can bet that as soon as it saw the snake, it was covered in enough toxin to kill a much larger animal than that snake.
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Anole sex.
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Sir Nose posted:If that's a cane toad, that snake is hosed Except it's a keelback; they're at least partially immune to cane toad venom.
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Jun 17, 2017 08:07
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"We discussed this, and I said no."
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I can't believe it is and is not butter
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I can't believe it is and is not butter 
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I'm not sure whether I can believe it is not butter.
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Memento posted:
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I don't know exactly what's going on here, but someone should probably tap out.
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100? There have been dicks in artwork for every century humanity lived.
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Jun 17, 2017 17:00
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The earliest recorded joke is a fart joke from about 4000 years ago.
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This really should be updated for this millennium. With a gas-canister and an inflatable dick.
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Pakled posted:The earliest recorded joke is a fart joke from about 4000 years ago. Shakespeare put a yo momma joke in 'Titus Andronicus' Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?” Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo.” Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother.” Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother.”
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Solice Kirsk posted:And a Stanley Cup ring, but eh. loving what? That loser ain't won poo poo.  e: I assume you meant Kessel, who is an American Hero and has two rings.  
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Elias_Maluco posted:That aint funny but those are really some handsome rabbits He seems kind of cross
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https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/876042749061025792
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Elias_Maluco posted:That aint funny but those are really some handsome rabbits This summer, Jesus of Nazareth is The Prince of Rest In Peace.
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context?
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Sinners Sandwich posted:context? (Big balls)Ball cancer = legal medical weed (joy) It was pre-recreational
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Sinners Sandwich posted:context? Southpark
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Sinners Sandwich posted:context? It's a gif.
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JoelJoel posted:It's a gif. It's pronounced gif.
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 lol, his name is Weiner.
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Bogan King posted:
The best part about this is that they gave him that loving puffy mouth 
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Bogan King posted:
"You're standing on my neck."
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Croatoan posted:It's pronounced gif. Oh, well now I feel silly.
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Balthazar rocking the pink crocs.
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He died for your Insta
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