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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Xen Tricks posted:

Besides being a cripplingly depressed alcoholic washed up toon drawer, why does Tinsley hate anything related to education so much? It's such a personal vitriol

Public education has almost everything shitbag conservatives hate.

A unionized workforce, labor protections, poor kids getting free poo poo, race-mixing, science, history, and other information that makes it harder to indoctrinate kids into religious/corporate/colonialist propaganda.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

And it's all paid via your property taxes, even if you don't have kids!

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

VitalSigns posted:

Public education has almost everything shitbag conservatives hate.

A unionized workforce, labor protections, poor kids getting free poo poo, race-mixing, science, history, and other information that makes it harder to indoctrinate kids into religious/corporate/colonialist propaganda.

I was gonna say Tinsley washed out in freshman year in college, right as soon as he saw actual effort was required

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Panty Saluter posted:

I was gonna say Tinsley washed out in freshman year in college, right as soon as he saw actual effort was required

Dude did political science which can be a rewarding degree if you're not a complete moron and able to socialise. Unfortunately, he was stuck with being Tinsley. :xd:

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



absolutely perfect

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME



This took me 80 hours of research.

Lord Hydronium posted:

The loving census was the subject of conspiracy theories during the Obama administration. I'm not sure there's any government function too innocuous to be turned into one. Are there Post Office conspiracy theories?

It'll be interesting to see whether Census terror comes back for 2020.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Did something happen to John Romero?

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Did something happen to John Romero?
Multiple rockets to the face

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I completely forgot about that, now I get the joke.
I still wish harm upon :tinsley:

E: GISed "Doom political cartoons" and stumbled upon this chestnut:

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Jun 17, 2017

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

I had forgotten how much that looked like "America When We Don't Talk About Race":

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

this is so perfect for edits

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Vib Rib posted:

Out of context, this is pretty loving metal.

gently caress Prickly City's recent whine-capade against "anger as a general concept or emotion". Let's not address the reasons people are angry, or what pushed them to this point, or the effects such anger has. Let's just stand around going "Wow. People are angry. Maybe... they shouldn't be???"

Wait what is the context?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

After The War posted:

I had forgotten how much that looked like "America When We Don't Talk About Race":



https://twitter.com/DetroitQSpider/status/672203523048603648

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

Deport The Irish posted:

I've always been surprised that there aren't. It's a massive organization that predates the US itself, with its own armed police force, large secure facilities in every major city, access to every address in the country, and knows exactly where you live. Conspiracies should be writing themselves, really.

I think it's the nationalism. These folks might still see the USPS as the Pony Express.

Also, not a conspiracy theory, but probably a similar crowd: I recall one of the more brutal lynchings being against the first black postmaster and his family.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




KillerQueen posted:


Also, not a conspiracy theory, but probably a similar crowd: I recall one of the more brutal lynchings being against the first black postmaster and his family.

Christian Hansen Ernst, the first black postmaster in Norway, was stabbed in 1694. The alley in which it happened was literally named Knife Stabbing Alley.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Nenonen posted:

Why do you think the Romans needed to nail his hands to a log? Some might say it was cruel, I'd say it was effective. :colbert:

Plus they mocked him by hanging a big label above his head

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

How can you nincompoops be asking my perfect treason elf Jeff Sessions such frivolous questions when the real Hillary emails are still at large????

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

The Republican senators went in turns, they didn't question him all at once.

One of them literally asked him if he'd seen James Bond so go gently caress yourself.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Theresa May and the Grenfell Tower fire – The prime minister and her government have come in for strong criticism over the blaze in west London"

Telegraph:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Capt. Sticl posted:

I looked through the pages since the Sessions testimony and I didn't see this. It's a doozy.



Jeff Sessions is too dense to be prosecuted, AGC?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
[a brief snatch of audible tape grind]
The worst ever Calvin and Hobbes from Chicago
were a couple of guys, who'd been hacks since art school.
One was named Eric, and the other was Scott.
They'd write two jokes a month next to Garfield.

The worst ever Calvin and Hobbes from Chicago
never settled who to blame.
But the top two contenders, after weeks of debate,
were both sides, for calling guys names, or those liberal morons.

Scott and Eric believed in their hearts they were headed
for merch deals and T-shirts, and fortune and fame,
so in scripts that were bashed out three weeks in advance,
they wrote the first poo poo that popped into their brains -

this was how Carmen got sent to the void
where for weeks she said nothing of substance.
And this was how when
they finally read the drat thing
the editors said, "let's not print this".

When they cancel this comic for being so dull
that it's not worth the paper it's wrote on,
the worst ever Calvin and Hobbes from Chicago
will in time be remembered by noone.

Yes, both sides!
Yes, both sides are bad!
Yes, both sides!
Both sides.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

loquacius posted:

thank God whoever made this cartoon was around to expose Trump's ties to Jeffy from Family Circus

how deep does the rabbit hole go :tinfoil:

(alternate reply: I got stuck on Blofeld :()

No link to Not Me, 3/10

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

VitalSigns posted:

Public education has almost everything shitbag conservatives hate.

A unionized workforce, labor protections, poor kids getting free poo poo, race-mixing, science, history, and other information that makes it harder to indoctrinate kids into religious/corporate/colonialist propaganda.

I have some bad news for you.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Why do they ask him so many questions about Russia in a hearing about Russia?

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Angepain posted:

[a brief snatch of audible tape grind]

The worst ever Calvin and Hobbes from Chicago
were a couple of guys, who'd been hacks since art school.
One was named Eric, and the other was Scott.
They'd write two jokes a month next to Garfield.

The worst ever Calvin and Hobbes from Chicago
never settled who to blame.
But the top two contenders, after weeks of debate,
were both sides, for calling guys names, or those liberal morons.

Scott and Eric believed in their hearts they were headed
for merch deals and T-shirts, and fortune and fame,
so in scripts that were bashed out three weeks in advance,
they wrote the first poo poo that popped into their brains -

this was how Carmen got sent to the void
where for weeks she said nothing of substance.
And this was how when
they finally read the drat thing
the editors said, "let's not print this".

When they cancel this comic for being so dull
that it's not worth the paper it's wrote on,
the worst ever Calvin and Hobbes from Chicago
will in time be remembered by noone.

Yes, both sides!
Yes, both sides are bad!
Yes, both sides!
Both sides.


:goatdrugs:

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013


Wow. Mays pretty much chopped liver at this point then huh

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

Not sure if this has been posted but uh...

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Well, Garrison has sure been trying to get more disturbing with his drawings. Or just making really niche porn.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I'm the mixed sharps and flats.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

I was going to express dubious shock that Megyn Kelley is considered part of the evil MSM hivemind now, but then I forgot that she was a woman who forgot her place, which makes her persona non grata to the right wing.

I would almost bet money there's at least one old Garrison praising her as a conservative hero, or using her as a token "Proof that Fox isn't sexist since we let this dame have speaking parts." somewhere out there.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Lustful Man Hugs posted:

Not sure if this has been posted but uh...



I really don't get how Alex Jones showing the world how Megyn Kelly tricked him into an interview is some huge own against Megyn Kelly.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Reminder that Alex Jones is such a dangerous rear end in a top hat that he lost custody of his children

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Lustful Man Hugs posted:

Not sure if this has been posted but uh...



I'm going to need the accompanying 3 pages of rambling nonsense from Zyklon to figure this one out.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Lurdiak posted:

I'm going to need the accompanying 3 pages of rambling nonsense from Zyklon to figure this one out.

Two Things Happened.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Lurdiak posted:

I'm going to need the accompanying 3 pages of rambling nonsense from Zyklon to figure this one out.

Before Ben posts the wall of text, I think I'm gonna take a guess:

1. Alex Jones is "new media" aka people that will take down the MSM dinosaurs, hence Alex Jones is good. Alex Jones also believes in the Illuminati so he's alright in Ben's book
2. Megyn Kelly tried to revitalize her career but showing a controversial interview with Alex Jones. Jones knew this and went along for the ride.
3. Something something Alex Jones is right that Sandy Hook is a false flag, etc.

Actually, I'm driving myself crazy doing this, so nah.

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Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Can anyone play that music to see what it sounds like

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