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Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Neodoomium posted:

Reminder that Alex Jones is such a dangerous rear end in a top hat that he lost custody of his children

Just the work of MSM and the illuminati!

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Ularg posted:

Or just making really niche porn.

Turns out he may already be doing that.

Jonas Albrecht fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jun 17, 2017

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Help Im Alive posted:

Can anyone play that music to see what it sounds like

Never Gonna Give You Up

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

BonHair posted:

I'm the mixed sharps and flats.

I'm the excess neck meat gently resting on the violin lady's crotch.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Bold choice in not drawing Alex Jones as the huge slab of flabby bacon he is. Also lol at not drawing his severly receding hair line.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Help Im Alive posted:

Can anyone play that music to see what it sounds like

I'm sorry I don't have a boob violin.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Hihohe posted:

Bold choice in not drawing Alex Jones as the huge slab of flabby bacon he is. Also lol at not drawing his severly receding hair line.

Not really that bold considering he also draws Trump as super built

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Is that cufflink supposed to mean something, seems like a missed opportunity.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Tenured professors hold on to their positions for-loving-ever and ever-shrinking prospects in academia for new PhDs are going to require us to kill them off. AGC

seriously it sucks for us now, and so does being an adjunct

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

whomupclicklike posted:

Not really that bold considering he also draws Trump as super built

At least Jones at one point looked muscular, whereas Trump was always a fat sack of crap.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I'm the literal objectification of a woman.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

fool_of_sound posted:

The Deus Ex plot is poking fun about about two dozen real life conspiracy theories that were big in the 90s.

UNATCO?

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Lustful Man Hugs posted:

Not sure if this has been posted but uh...



Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think pieces for titty violins are majority duophonic. Also seconding the please some music goon play this for us

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Ularg posted:

Is that cufflink supposed to mean something, seems like a missed opportunity.

He's a pioneer! He's an explorer!
He's a human and he's coming!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

No, Savage.

NightWig
Aug 12, 2013

Lustful Man Hugs posted:

Not sure if this has been posted but uh...



I get mostly disturbed by how """Jones""" handles the bow. He's moving it sideways too much. That wouldn't sound good even if the notes are good.

EDIT:
I created an audiofile of the floating notes using guitar pro.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xmQgFQy0zU
pause is the part blocked by Megyn's head

NightWig fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jun 18, 2017

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Alex Jones wants to give the appearance of performing a plan he has created to "play the MSM" but in fact if you pay attention you can tell he's playing something completely different in a different key, A Cartoon For People Who Look Too Closely At Cartoon Sheet Music

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



:yeah:

This is about gay people, right?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Is this about animals being gay?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Because nobody kills in the bible

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Agreed. Not feeding the bears shouldn't be equated to slashing food stamps and welfare.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

So wait is he saying that meat is murder?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

If you're trying to impose the standards of reality on Zyklon Ben, you're doomed to failure.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

The killer whale doesn't look like its from a monster movie and the only reason you are saying these creatures are bad because they have names THAT HUMANS GAVE THEM. That's like saying anyone who is a Butcher is evil because their profession is also a synonym for slaughter.

Does this Bible Humper believe angel food cake is made by angels?

Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.

Dunno if the cartoonist is being willfully dense or not, but he can :fuckoff:

ShoulderDaemon
Oct 9, 2003
support goon fund
Taco Defender

NightWig posted:

I get mostly disturbed by how """Jones""" handles the bow. He's moving it sideways too much. That wouldn't sound good even if the notes are good.

EDIT:
I created an audiofile of the floating notes using guitar pro.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xmQgFQy0zU
pause is the part blocked by Megyn's head

This is what I have for the floating part and through the first line on the second page. After that it's a little too illegible for me to be willing to try to typeset right now. Engraving of my interpretation of the scribbles. Floating music isn't too bad in the comic, it didn't need too much creative interpretation, but the sheet music is pretty bad. The timing doesn't really make sense; it's hard for me to tell what's intended without measure markings, but I'm certain it's not what I've used. There's a lot of closely repeated notes that leave a lot of room for interpretation, second page second line is pretty messy, third line on that page introduces what I think is an accidental sharp a full octave above the subsequent note; it's not complete nonsense but it's weird enough to look at that I didn't really want to turn it into MIDI.

To my ear it sounds like something that's almost decent music? I suspect he's cribbed from a piece that I don't recognize and his loose drawing isn't quite good enough for me to reproduce it. I don't think the floating line is the same piece as the sheet music. I don't think either piece was written for violin; piano seems more likely (although the MIDI I posted is using a violin voice). It's not bad enough to really be funny, anyway.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

U-UNATCO?

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Alex Jones sure owned the MSM by being forced to disown everything he's said on his show and still losing custody of his children.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Crabtree posted:

The killer whale doesn't look like its from a monster movie and the only reason you are saying these creatures are bad because they have names THAT HUMANS GAVE THEM. That's like saying anyone who is a Butcher is evil because their profession is also a synonym for slaughter.

Does this Bible Humper believe angel food cake is made by angels?

He's not saying that the creatures are bad. He's saying that they are okay doing things that we shouldn't because they're animals and we are humans.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Stultus Maximus posted:

He's not saying that the creatures are bad. He's saying that they are okay doing things that we shouldn't because they're animals and we are humans.
But he IS talking about gay sex this time, right?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Dude, that's just a dinosaur. Just what level are you at, you should be running dragons by now.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Turns out he may already be doing that.

Between this and the extremely fat bull, yeah, Garrison's stuff looks like fetish art lately. I mean, even more than his Trump and alt-right figures usually do.

Hihohe posted:

Bold choice in not drawing Alex Jones as the huge slab of flabby bacon he is. Also lol at not drawing his severly receding hair line.

I legitimately could not tell who I was looking at until I saw the name on the sheet music.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Samurai Sanders posted:

But he IS talking about gay sex this time, right?

I would say yes. But I appreciate this reply.

seiferguy posted:

Agreed. Not feeding the bears shouldn't be equated to slashing food stamps and welfare.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

ShoulderDaemon posted:

This is what I have for the floating part and through the first line on the second page. After that it's a little too illegible for me to be willing to try to typeset right now. Engraving of my interpretation of the scribbles. Floating music isn't too bad in the comic, it didn't need too much creative interpretation, but the sheet music is pretty bad. The timing doesn't really make sense; it's hard for me to tell what's intended without measure markings, but I'm certain it's not what I've used. There's a lot of closely repeated notes that leave a lot of room for interpretation, second page second line is pretty messy, third line on that page introduces what I think is an accidental sharp a full octave above the subsequent note; it's not complete nonsense but it's weird enough to look at that I didn't really want to turn it into MIDI.

To my ear it sounds like something that's almost decent music? I suspect he's cribbed from a piece that I don't recognize and his loose drawing isn't quite good enough for me to reproduce it. I don't think the floating line is the same piece as the sheet music. I don't think either piece was written for violin; piano seems more likely (although the MIDI I posted is using a violin voice). It's not bad enough to really be funny, anyway.

It does sound strangely recognizable.

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

Ziv Zulander posted:

:yeah:

This is about gay people, right?
I'm gonna assume this is about gun violence because that's the answer that makes me the least sad.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
How many murderers defend themselves by saying it's because they're just an animal and it's natural?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Lustful Man Hugs posted:

Not sure if this has been posted but uh...



I think we've finally found it

the Most Flattering Caricature Ever Drawn By Human Hands

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KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Nyarai posted:

Dunno if the cartoonist is being willfully dense or not, but he can :fuckoff:

He's not as willfully dense as much as he is a sanctimonious stupid rear end in a top hat.

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