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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Zipperelli. posted:



Regarding the Trump rollback of key points of the Obama Administration's relations with Cuba.

I wonder what kind of brain damage it takes to be this delusional?

Good ol' Donny Five Aces.

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Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
The video: A Killer7 LP by Supergreatfriend. Specifically, it is an extra video about Jack Thompson's complaint against the game which was 100% based on an IGN review he read.

The comments: ...Uh.



SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So I was saying that the cops were going to have to go through terabytes of images from the CanadaCreep, and I wouldn't be surprised if they found worse stuff in there. Well, guess what they found?

http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/canadacreep-suspect-faces-child-porn-charges-1.3464576

quote:

The Calgary man accused of voyeurism in connection with the Calgary Police Service investigation into the CanadaCreep Twitter account faces additional charges of possessing and accessing child pornography.
Jeffrey Robert Williamson, a 42-year-old Calgarian, had been released on bail with conditions earlier this week but was re-arrested on Friday, According to police, child pornography had been located on electronic devices belonging to Williamson that had been seized during the investigation.
Williamson is scheduled to appear in court on Monday.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

So I was saying that the cops were going to have to go through terabytes of images from the CanadaCreep, and I wouldn't be surprised if they found worse stuff in there. Well, guess what they found?

http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/canadacreep-suspect-faces-child-porn-charges-1.3464576

:dunkedon:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Canadians are a scourge upon the earth

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

oldpainless posted:

Canadians are a scourge upon the earth

More like oldpoutineless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Most Canadians transfer their evil into geese. Unfortunately not everyone does it.

Edit: :laffo: holy poo poo, friend of a friend has some odd opinions about LED bulbs.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

Most Canadians transfer their evil into geese. Unfortunately not everyone does it.

Edit: :laffo: holy poo poo, friend of a friend has some odd opinions about LED bulbs.



:psyboom:

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Midnight Voyager posted:

The video: A Killer7 LP by Supergreatfriend. Specifically, it is an extra video about Jack Thompson's complaint against the game which was 100% based on an IGN review he read.

The comments: ...Uh.





There is no way I can believe someone going by 'Alucard Pawpad' is not a furry so I am forced to suppose all these screeds come out of self loathing.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Context: You know Beauty and the Beast? Beggar asks for help, gets turned down by rich snob, beggar curses them, they learn a lesson? It's that in Witcher 3. The cursed woman, now cured, is named Marlene.



I wonder if he realizes that just by saying this, he also lacks compassion.

...

Hahaha, yeah right, loving WHOORES MAN AMIRITE?

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Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
https://twitter.com/mindthet/status/876078664303222785

Watson's ability to self-own is nigh-incomparable

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Those aren't bullets. They're suppositories. For drugs. Kids put drugs in their butts these days.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Sagebrush posted:

Those aren't bullets. They're suppositories. For drugs. Kids put drugs in their butts these days.

:2bong:

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Sagebrush posted:

Those aren't bullets. They're suppositories. For drugs. Kids put drugs in their butts these days.

I suppose it's better than putting drugs in their eyeballs.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Maybe they put bullets up their butts though. I've heard kids talk about 'doin shots' before.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

subpar anachronism posted:

There is no way I can believe someone going by 'Alucard Pawpad' is not a furry so I am forced to suppose all these screeds come out of self loathing.

maybe his dad's name was dracula dapwap

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
They're called whippets so maybe it was autocorrect/brain fart.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

RatHat posted:

They're called whippets so maybe it was autocorrect/brain fart.

Nah, it's a parody account of a right wing politician who got caught sniffing the chair of a lady staffer after she got out of it. So it's not a real IoSM here but it is a parody of a genuine Idiot in Meat Space.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




oldpainless posted:

Canadians are a scourge upon the earth

Yeah, but who else is going to keep the White Walkers from coming over the wall? Americans? Pff. They can't even keep Mexicans out.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Bogan King posted:

Maybe they put bullets up their butts though. I've heard kids talk about 'doin shots' before.

Heard of the guy who inserted a wine glass top-in and had it shatter in his butt? Yeaaaaa.

Picnic Princess posted:

Most Canadians transfer their evil into geese. Unfortunately not everyone does it.

Edit: :laffo: holy poo poo, friend of a friend has some odd opinions about LED bulbs.



Please rename me or the thread to "Nazi Puppet Dictators & Inflated Chinese Light Bulbs"

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Picnic Princess posted:

So I was saying that the cops were going to have to go through terabytes of images from the CanadaCreep, and I wouldn't be surprised if they found worse stuff in there. Well, guess what they found?

http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/canadacreep-suspect-faces-child-porn-charges-1.3464576

:murder:

Inco posted:

https://twitter.com/mindthet/status/876078664303222785

Watson's ability to self-own is nigh-incomparable

Don't tell me this is about the Greenfell tower fire.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Fathis Munk posted:

:murder:


Don't tell me this is about the Greenfell tower fire.

Of course it is. One of our papers ran a lovely story about how the guy who discovered the fire had the audacity to pack some of his stuff into a bag to escape with.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I can't believe that guy is anything other than a really high level troll. I can't take any of his tweets seriously.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Watson's what happens when a kid gets columbine level bullied in high school, but lives in a country where you can't get guns

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


"So how did you get the name Time Walk?"

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

"Dingus Egg and her little brother, Armageddon."

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


"Hi, I'm Demonic Tutor, but you can call me DT."

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
"Rollcall, is Land here?"

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Actually, both of his kids are just named Jace.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Gonna name my kid whirling dervish

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Hi, this is Senghir Vampire calling on behalf of Amnesty International.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Scholtz posted:

Actually, both of his kids are just named Jace.

Unfortunately this meant he had to sacrifice one of them.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
I'll admit, I named one of my kids after a magic card/character. But not because I'm that obsessed with magic, I legitimately like the name Elspeth. We can also just give a bullshit reason for naming her that when people ask, so my wife and I don't sound like nerds.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Elblanco posted:

I'll admit, I named one of my kids after a magic card/character. But not because I'm that obsessed with magic, I legitimately like the name Elspeth. We can also just give a bullshit reason for naming her that when people ask, so my wife and I don't sound like nerds.

That name loving sucks dude

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

It's a fine name so w/e but how often do people have to be corrected with "no not Elizabeth"

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not too often, people usually say Elsbeth though, which is weird.



Henchman of Santa posted:

That name loving sucks dude

You're just jealous.

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BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
He's just mad because before his parents followed the same logic naming him. His mother and father considered BYR to be a quite dustinguished name!

*BTW I play no magic, so have no idea if that colour combo is in any way meaningful :P

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