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Gruff as hell. Jeez.
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edit: /\/\/\ drat you!/\/\/\ Dude sounds gruff as hell.
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Rick Dyer posted:It's gross but I really, really, really enjoy the smell of my own vagina and vulva. Female goons are like Bigfoot: many people claim to have seen one, but there's no evidence that stands up to scrutiny. quote:And the second billygoat said.... OMG I was going to make this joke as well! All hail the hivemind.
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Jun 18, 2017 05:09
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Solice Kirsk posted:edit: /\/\/\ drat you!/\/\/\ Sorry! It's clearly the perfect response. And it was amusing. I haven't thought about that story in forever.
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Jun 18, 2017 08:56
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What story? I feel like it'll be familiar once someone spells it out.
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A Strange Aeon posted:What story? I feel like it'll be familiar once someone spells it out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Billy_Goats_Gruff That was in retrospect probably a better reference to make than Shrek, who does not live near a bridge quote:I remember sucking another kid's dick that went to the same babysitter as me.  Yeah uh you got molested dude, please see a therapist because this probably left marks on you in ways you don't even realizequote:I'm a male in my late 20's and I've been in a relationship for 4+ years. My girlfriend is awesome and hot and our relationship is great, but there's one problem. I cum too quick when we have sex. Nothing crazy like I cum in my pants whenever she gets naked, it's just, when we're having sex, I only last about 2 minutes. This is very annoying, and I don't want to switch positions every 30 seconds because that sucks too. I don't really know how to solve this. Should I watch porn and jerk off before we have sex? Should I stop watching porn and jerking off? Anxiety is a funny thing because it can lead to both ED and premature ejaculation, in the same person, and sometimes in the same sexual encounter You need to relax. Focus on your breathing and how much your girlfriend loves you etc. Be mindful -- focus on enjoying the moment rather than worrying about ruining everything. This will help you avoid your anxious orgasm, and it'll help you enjoy your sex more. Win-win. I think people ITT were talking about male kegels or something at some point in the past but I don't know anything about that so I'm telling you what I do know. loquacius fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Jun 18, 2017 |
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Jun 18, 2017 15:52
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Kegels can help hold it in for awhile, but will take awhile to build up. Another way is to work her up a bunch so she's only a little bit away before you actually penetrate her so you can finish at the same time. Buy toys, slow down, wear a cock ring. There's lots of solutions, just be honest and open with your girlfriend and she'll tell you what she likes and wants.
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Jun 18, 2017 16:08
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Just get those condoms that desensitize your boner dude
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Jun 18, 2017 16:12
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Set up a mirror near the bed and look in it every time you feel like you're about to cum.
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Jun 18, 2017 16:15
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Good news goon not only do SSRIs help with anxiety but also with you cumming too fast
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rap music posted:Just get those condoms that desensitize your boner dude I had to use these when I was a teenager. They work pretty well.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Set up a mirror near the bed and look in it every time you feel like you're about to cum. I know this could be a joke post but it's good advice. Unless you're a narcissist looking in the mirror watching yourself gently caress is super weird.
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Jose posted:Good news goon not only do SSRIs help with anxiety but also with you cumming too fast Effexor is great at this and by great I mean say goodbye to ever ejaculating again.
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Jun 18, 2017 16:35
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CUT OFF YOUR DICK
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sugar free jazz posted:CUT OFF YOUR DICK Finally, a level-headed grounded solution.
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Cumgoon, the best advice I can give is to just slow down when you feel the moment coming, maybe stop fuckin and wait for the moment to pass by - kiss her neck or play with her titties or some poo poo to pass the time. Maybe make sure you get your gf to orgasm first through oral sex or whatever so then there's not much pressure on you to bring her to orgasm with the sex proper. Or, y'know, you're just 20, this poo poo may just work itself out as you get a bit older.
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Go the opposite. Start blaming your girlfriend for you cumming too soon and tell her to "fix her poo poo so you can gently caress her right."
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Jun 18, 2017 17:44
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Solice Kirsk posted:Go the opposite. Start blaming your girlfriend for you cumming too soon and tell her to "fix her poo poo so you can gently caress her right." I feel like this is some good advice.
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Jun 18, 2017 17:55
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I know I'm repeating myself, but; take it slow, and lick her like crazy. Also, consider a little 420 beforehand. When my girlfriend and I boned stoned, I would last for as long as half an hour. Or course, about half the time, I couldn't get hard at all... but neither one of us minded 
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Jun 18, 2017 18:07
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More of these confessions should be anonymous.
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Jun 18, 2017 18:08
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TTerrible posted:More of these confessions should be anonymous. Goons can't resist the temptation to make it clear that yes, they in fact did have sex at least once.
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Jun 18, 2017 18:20
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Goons can't resist the temptation to make it clear that yes, they in fact did have sex at least once. https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o
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Jun 18, 2017 18:25
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Premature goon, wear a normal rubber if you're barebacking, use a numbing gel or buy numbing condoms, or get an uglier girlfriend imo
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Jun 18, 2017 18:40
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The doll doesn't care, goon.
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TTerrible posted:The doll doesn't care, goon. Check out does gams on that doll! Shake a tail-feather sweetheart or hit the bricks!
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Jun 18, 2017 19:04
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I would generally advise against stuff designed to make him enjoy sex less considering his story seemed to match up to an anxiety explanation pretty well, but I admit there's a possibility I'm reading it in 
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Eh, numbing condoms don't take away that much feeling. I think it's a little desensitization and a lot of placebo.
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Gynovore posted:I know I'm repeating myself, but; take it slow, and lick her like crazy. Stone bone..... Lol. Booze helps too. But know your limit. 5-7 beers works wonders for me. More than that and it lasts even longer, but sometimes at that point, it barely classifies as a boner.
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If you're young, you probably have a decently short refractory period, so you could just bone quickly once, then play with your lady friend for a while until you're ready for round two.
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We're really muddying the waters here guys. I think he should stick with my second suggestion.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Goons can't resist the temptation to make it clear that yes, they in fact did have sex at least once. I have fond memories of sex and I like to relive them through tales and giving advice.
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Goon look in the mirror for two minutes every day and making dead sober eye contact with yourself manifest a lead loving singer of an erection (NO HANDS ONLY UR MIND) and say "I AM THE CASANOVA! I AM PETER loving NORTH! I AM SINGER/SONGWRITER AND TANTRIC SEX GOD STING!" Two minutes Every Day
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Bust Rodd posted:Goon look in the mirror for two minutes every day and making dead sober eye contact with yourself manifest a lead loving singer of an erection (NO HANDS ONLY UR MIND) and say "I AM THE CASANOVA! I AM PETER loving NORTH! I AM SINGER/SONGWRITER AND TANTRIC SEX GOD STING!" I'm not sure you are the best source of sex advice
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wesleywillis posted:Stone bone..... Lol. How do people drink that much, gently caress for that long, and not kill yourselves with how bad you have to pee? The one time I tried getting drunk and loving I finished as fast as I could so I could go piss. It was not a fun experience.
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limp_cheese posted:How do people drink that much, gently caress for that long, and not kill yourselves with how bad you have to pee? The one time I tried getting drunk and loving I finished as fast as I could so I could go piss. It was not a fun experience. You pee right before you bone. I'm not talking about lasting for hours here.
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limp_cheese posted:How do people drink that much, gently caress for that long, and not kill yourselves with how bad you have to pee? The one time I tried getting drunk and loving I finished as fast as I could so I could go piss. It was not a fun experience. pee before you try to gently caress? alternatively, learn to drink
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RFC2324 posted:pee before you try to gently caress? better yet pee while loving piss tape is real
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maskenfreiheit posted:better yet pee while loving Get approval from your partner first. I want to peelive
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Become the president I did this wrong
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maskenfreiheit posted:better yet pee while loving I know someone who claims he did this drunk. Never was able to verify, since the girl wouldn't talk to him afterwards for some reason.
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