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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

BIG D
STRUMPS
MONEY MAN
TRUMP

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

bump_fn posted:

p cool that u have access to a scanning tunneling microscope

u mean cause im a real smart scientist guy right

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

trump lookin at supper

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Can you hear them talking 'bout it?
Telling lies, is that a surprise
Can you see them? See right through them
They have a tape, that must be revealed
It doesn't matter what they say
No one listens anyway
PISS TAPE IS REAL

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

http://welp.im/gay/

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


I believe in the piss tape more than I believe in you
If the piss tape isn't real than none of you are real. I'm not real. Reality isn't real. Piss isn't real. But that don't mean a drat thing because the piss tape is real!

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


AstheWorldWorlds posted:

The republic won't save you, Duscat. Neither will God. Embrace the nothing mattering.

So there's this great story about one of the Italian mobs hit men Richard Kuklinski. He'd give every single victim half an hour to pray before he killed them. By his account, god never showed.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Can you hear them talking 'bout it?
Telling lies, is that a surprise
Can you see them? See right through them
They have a tape, that must be revealed
It doesn't matter what they say
No one listens anyway
PISS TAPE IS REAL



Only found recently out this was written by Jane Weidlin (and not Fun Boy Three).

:psyduck:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol The Case For Bush in 2004 gently caress this gay earth

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001


man he's gotten really fat since then

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

logikv9 posted:

How are you still fooled by fake accounts

lol if u think u aint 🤔

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm sorry to tell you all

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Reminder the pee tape is a fever dream from broke brain hill shills, it doesn't exist because if it did it would have been posted by now.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/876244845211287552

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

logikv9 posted:

I'm sorry to tell you all

every once in a long, long while powercrazy makes a funny joke and im like who is this man

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

D1E posted:

Another Nostradamus prophecy about natural disasters fulfilled.

Trump is the antichrist previously foretold.

But it was helmets of blue not orange that was fortold?

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

so is this a markov bot or something

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Powered Descent posted:

Oh man, now we have to determine which twin is good and which is evil.

If the wrong one gets into the White House in 2052, we're REALLY screwed

duh it's the left-handed one

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

logikv9 posted:

I'm sorry to tell you all

nice of u to respond to a fake acct

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012





ten years ago

wow

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



the pee tape is like the gay sex scene in the script for good will hunting its just there to make sure you're paying attention

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
suns going down in cali so its time to :justpost:

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

GrimGypsy posted:

lol yellowstone going off is a potentially apocalyptic thing so if we're all gonna die at least we can die watching Trump try to fumble his way through it

Yes, it won't matter that FEMA etc. not staffed

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

every once in a long, long while powercrazy makes a funny joke and im like who is this man

i found arrested development season 1 and 3 on dvd at the flea market and i got a big bag of jalapenos :3:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

TeriZCa8!a posted:

Yes, it won't matter that FEMA etc. not staffed

it wont cause we are all dead

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/davidklion/status/876287374208233472

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i found arrested development season 1 and 3 on dvd at the flea market and i got a big bag of jalapenos :3:

nice

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/875895733332856833
https://twitter.com/deadeye42/status/875899208649363458

:nallears:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lol look at these two sad sacks

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

A Handed Missus posted:




ten years ago

wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gjP-TtGE&hd=1

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GobiasIndustries posted:

nobody gives a poo poo about gambling except for you

i mean I do but only poker

idgaf about toxx bets lol

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



julius caesar is a terrible choice for trum panyhow he's waaaaay more of a king lear duplicitous idiot sons and all

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

triple sulk posted:

i really wanna see how high we can get this disapproval to go

when it hits 69.... your gonna see some nice poo poo

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 227 days!
in a civil war, the rich would kill all the people on the left and right uppity enough to ask for change

only a unified front of the proletariat can hope to succeed

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


"I'm gonna die!"
"No I'M gonna die!"

Friends, do not quarrel so. We're ALL going to die

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/876287896273248256

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

logikv9 posted:

I'm sorry to tell you all

gently caress that guy

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

hahahahahahah yessssssss eat it yinlock yer name is now permanently associated with nothing mattering

i like yinlock someone around here has to pretend things matter






he's like the zeppo marx for nite crew

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