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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Sir Tonk posted:

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:12

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Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Mr. Sharps posted:

julius caesar is a terrible choice for trum panyhow he's waaaaay more of a king lear duplicitous idiot sons and all

gently caress man I already talked about this

Augus posted:

Lear is senile and easily manipulated enough, but he's sympathetic and finds some form of redemption so that's no good.
Richard II is an incompetent goof who neglects his position but he's kinda just a victim of circumstance.
Macbeth is insane, paranoid, and viscious, but there was a time when he had honor, while Donald has been rotten for his entire public career at the very least.
Iago is pure evil...but he's also really clever and effective.

Hm, Shakespeare's a bad place to look I think. His characters are too three-dimensional, they aren't cartoonishly evil and stupid enough.

If everyone read and truly understood my posts there would be no wars

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:13

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Hodgepodge posted:

in a civil war, the rich would kill all the people on the left and right uppity enough to ask for change

only a unified front of the proletariat can hope to succeed

in a civil war, the rich will flee the country. that's what they tend to do

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:13

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Augus posted:

"I'm gonna die!"
"No I'M gonna die!"

Friends, do not quarrel so. We're ALL going to die

sure

but who's gonna do it FIRST MOVE OUT THE WAY *shoves, jumps in front of nuclear bomb*

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:14

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Augus posted:

gently caress man I already talked about this

If everyone read and truly understood my posts there would be no wars

i don't have time to loving read posts i'm too busy making them, maybe you should think about THAT

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:15

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/876287896273248256

the hilarious RIGHT HAS GUNS LIBS WOULD GET WRECKED thing would last precisely until an OathKeeper diabetes patrol ran into a group of Crips when trying to take a city

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:15

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Augus posted:

gently caress man I already talked about this

If everyone read and truly understood my posts there would be no wars

oh sorry my b. i just kinda scroll down until my eyes rest on an image and then any text to the top and bottom of it is sort of absorbed incidentally

but yea your reasoning is pretty sound! we need a worse author i guess

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:15

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Duscat posted:

there's no way in hell trump is still in power by christmas

it's not just that he's completely loving up everything he touches, being an insane orange gasbag with no ability to comprehend policy foreign or internal, he and everybody around him is under federal investigation for collaborating with a foreign government in election fuckery

I'll take this bet.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

we probably won't have a civil war though until the republicans decide to fully privatize the military

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:16

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/876291081364754432

goddamn white people ruin everything.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:16

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Only found recently out this was written by Jane Weidlin (and not Fun Boy Three).

jane weedlin 420 singing telegtam erryday

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:17

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:19

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

julius caesar grew up in a tenement and was killed due to his intentions to implement broad redistribution of aristocratic lands to the people

one time as a teenager he was captured by pirates and won them over with his stunning charisma, though they still demanded a ransom from rome. he would joke that after he left he would come back and kill them all and all the pirates would laugh. after he was ransomed he raised a small military force, went back, and crucified them all

he and pompey engaged in one of the only instances of trench warfare before the modern era. oh yeah by the way he conquered france, personally

a figure more unlike trump could hardly be imagined

Jazerus has issued a correction as of 05:26 on Jun 18, 2017

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:20

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Bert Roberge posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:20

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Augus posted:

gently caress man I already talked about this

If everyone read and truly understood my posts there would be no wars

Easy answer is: Trump is not a protagonist. Even a villain protagonist has some redeeming qualities. He's a shmup midboss at best.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:20

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Bert Roberge posted:

ok lmao @ this one

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:21

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/876287637379829760

:bisonyes:

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:21

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

lmao @ handsome Alex Jones
Ben is a well-oiled machine (and the oil is piss)

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:22

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

http://i.imgur.com/sWQLakV.gifv

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:22

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/876291081364754432

goddamn white people ruin everything.

lmao people have been building that poo poo on buildings in manhattan for decades now, what kind of new thing is that

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:22

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

BiohazrD posted:

weedlord papalhitler

please don't doxx my rap name

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:23

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

I'm crunk as a mugg trump thread tell me the news of the day

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:23

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/876287637379829760

if this actually happens, then between this and the plummeting approval polls, it's going to be basically the dam breaking as republicans panic en masse to try to save their jobs

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:23

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

trump is caliban

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:23

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

SKULL.GIF posted:

http://i.imgur.com/sWQLakV.gifv

the scary part of this is that shepherd could rip that cat apart in about two seconds

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:23

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:

umm...

that's bill hicks right?

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:23

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Bert Roberge posted:

like a goddamn fiddle!!!!

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:23

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Trump is Gloucester hth

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:24

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

SKULL.GIF posted:

if this actually happens, then between this and the plummeting approval polls, it's going to be basically the dam breaking as republicans panic en masse to try to save their jobs

i...is this the mattering i've heard so much about :ohdear:

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:26

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

http://i.imgur.com/sWQLakV.gifv

suck_zone.gifv

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:26

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

triple sulk posted:

the scary part of this is that shepherd could rip that cat apart in about two seconds

the not so scary part is that they know each other, the cat sees the dog as part of the community, the dog sees the cat as part of the pack, and they're actually playing :3:

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:27

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Al! posted:

suck_zone.gifv

which one is zegermen and which is cc

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:27

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Jazerus posted:

julius caesar grew up in a tenement and was killed due to his intentions to implement broad redistribution of aristocratic lands to the people

one time as a teenager he was captured by pirates and won them over with his stunning charisma, though they still demanded a ransom from rome. he would joke that after he left he would come back and kill them all and all the pirates would laugh. after he was ransomed he raised a small military force, went back, and crucified them all

he and pompey engaged in one of the only instances of trench warfare before the modern era. oh yeah by the way he conquered france, personally

a figure more unlike trump could hardly be imagined

Sure, if you believe Suentonis. I suppose you are also a follower of Alex Jones?

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:27

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Bert Roberge posted:

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:28

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Bert Roberge posted:

having boobs on a fiddle at that spot would make it sound horrible

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:28

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Chokes McGee posted:

the not so scary part is that they know each other, the cat sees the dog as part of the community, the dog sees the cat as part of the pack, and they're actually playing

suck_zone.txt

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:28

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

fiddle tits

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:28

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

triple sulk posted:

the scary part of this is that shepherd could rip that cat apart in about two seconds

there's always risk in pokemon battles

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:28

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

like, not making a "alex jones looks like bill hicks" joke here but it looks like garrison literally just drew bill hicks and called it alex jones

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:29

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

suck_zone.txt

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:29

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