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Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

FizFashizzle posted:

the best scene in rome is when pompei realizes who vorenus is and just wants to ask him about the battle of alesia and vorenus was just like "yeah it was nuts."

THIRTEEEEEEEEN

(ed ballz)

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

he's gonna lose by like 1 or 2 points and it'll be yet another moral victory until we get to 2020 and the republicans are able to gerrymander literally every state and elections don't matter anymore.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

triple sulk posted:

wolf blitzer is 69

Nice.

The other guy is Dick Wolf.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The rings go clear to his knuckles, ones covering one lol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

would totally wear that

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

:doink:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Origami Dali posted:

fiddle tits is so fun and pleasing to say, drat

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

triple sulk posted:

wolf blitzer is 69

nice

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


The Devil went down to D.C. He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this old boy sawin' on a tiddle and playin' it hot.
And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a tiddle player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good tiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due.
I'll bet a shower of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Donald, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Donald, rosin up your bow and play your tiddle hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in D.C. and the Devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this liquid stream made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the nips and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Devil finished, Donald said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Fire on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun;
Clinton's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Banon, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he poured that golden shower on the ground at Donald's feet.
Donald said, "Devil, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you son of a bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Fire on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun;
The Clinton's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Banon, will your dog bite? No, child, no.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Oh god it's like that one episode of Hannibal where one guy is impaled under the chin with the neck of a cello and they strung his vocal cords along it so it made a sound if you bowed them

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Fiddleheads are delicious!

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


trump!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GobiasIndustries posted:

he's gonna lose by like 1 or 2 points and it'll be yet another moral victory until we get to 2020 and the republicans are able to gerrymander literally every state and elections don't matter anymore.

lol you think they matter now

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A Handed Missus posted:




ten years ago

wow

Kanye has sympathy hair

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


crazy cloud posted:

the vice president of the united states hosed a horse

what the hell more could you want from life?

some people won't ever be happy i guess

I just watched an episode of Hannibal where a social worker was literally inside a horse

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Even if Ossof wins it won't be by much and the republicans will stay the course cause they held in Kansas and Montana

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:

Fiddleheads are delicious!

never ate a fiddle head describe the taste please

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Chris James 2 posted:

I just watched an episode of Hannibal where a social worker was literally inside a horse

i would crawl back in there if I were you

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Chokes McGee posted:

lol you think they matter now

they kinda do, yeah. If we get a new census with anything resembling what our current government does right now then :lol:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Even if Ossof wins it won't be by much and the republicans will stay the course cause they held in Kansas and Montana

actually if ossof wins it is a very big deal

if he loses by a point or two then faaaaaaaaaaaaart

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

quote:

and potentially encourage a wave of retirements.

this is the real good poo poo right here

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


my favorite violin score is how to play the violin

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
like incumbent advantage is huge, if some GOPers just give up thats a couple more seats that are free wins versus close and tough

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


I am continually amazed at how broken this dudes brain is

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Oh that ending!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

quote:

The people who dislike George W. Bush have convinced themselves that opposition to his presidency is the most compelling moral issue of the day. Well, it's not. The most compelling moral issue of the day is exactly what he says it is, when he's not saying it's gay marriage. The reason he will be difficult to unseat in November—no matter what his approval ratings are in the summer—is that his opponents operate out of the moral certainty that he is the bad guy and needs to be replaced, while he operates out of the moral certainty that terrorists are the bad guys and need to be defeated. The first will always sound merely convenient when compared with the second. Worse, the gulf between the two kinds of certainty lends credence to the conservative notion that liberals have settled for the conviction that Bush is distasteful as a substitute for conviction—because it's easier than conviction.

http://archive.frontpagemag.com/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=11909

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

NecroMonster posted:

never ate a fiddle head describe the taste please

Kinda like half asparagus half peas.

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

I love how on Twitter when the right says "if they did this play with Obama dying you dumb asses would have cried day and night," and every time they show that version of the play happened with no outcry the response is [SCREECHING INTENSIFIES]

It really is weird seeing the right scared of the left like this.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Chris James 2 posted:

I just watched an episode of Hannibal where a social worker was literally inside a horse

Well, that's two Hannibal (the TV show) references nearly back to back, fun theme tonight

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Chokes McGee posted:

i would crawl back in there if I were you

and i thought pence smelled bad on the outside

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

JosefStalinator posted:

this is the real good poo poo right here

yah this is kind of a turning point. if ossof takes this then officially no republican is safe

if he doesn't then the lesson is "it will give you an ulcer but hey they'll vote for you anyway so just keep doin what ur doing lol"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


skaboomizzy posted:

Well, that's two Hannibal (the TV show) references nearly back to back, fun theme tonight

There's not a week where I don't miss that show at least 4 times, and as much as I hate to say it because American Gods is so great, if AG had to die tomorrow so a fourth and final season of Hannibal could be announced, I'd take it in a heartbeat

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
what her name needs to body slam a british reporter

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Bruteman posted:

I love how on Twitter when the right says "if they did this play with Obama dying you dumb asses would have cried day and night," and every time they show that version of the play happened with no outcry the response is [SCREECHING INTENSIFIES]

It really is weird seeing the right scared of the left like this.

they've always been whiny little cowards, we were just addicted to decorum and the high road~ because we thought it made us better for some stupid reason

human decency lol wtf is that poo poo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Chris James 2 posted:

There's not a week where I don't miss that show at least 4 times, and as much as I hate to say it because American Gods is so great, if AG had to die tomorrow so a fourth and final season of Hannibal could be announced, I'd take it in a heartbeat

I've been kind of lukewarm on AG for a while now and if we got SotL with a new Clarice instead of Will again then hell yeah let's get that funeral pyre going

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORNING JOE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START YELLING AT THE MAIN CHARACTERS, JOE AND MIKA. I DEBATE EVERY POINT AND I DEBATE EVERY POINT HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME WITTY ONE LINER OR EVEN WHEN I FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING. NOT MANY CANDIDATES CAN SAY THEY'RE NOT UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY CABINET MEETINGS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TALKING POINTS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY GOLDEN APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING COMMERCIALS EVERY MORNIng

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:

Kinda like half asparagus half peas.

that sounds loving good

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

LeVar Burton has a new podcast where he reads short fiction

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



anything happen today?

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